Ganz take note.....
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

| Keep drinking. You'll get it eventually!

.... a destination you have no hope of attaining.

Unfortunately....

CM

Still no one!
 

They probably refer to him as the creep with a boat...
ok for a day but make sure his wife is along.

wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Jul 2003 09:32:36 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

OIC. So, you're saying RB is a lesbian or his wife is?


Bobadil is a eunuch who is kept as a pet by lesbians. It is only
natural that he would drive a car that he feels would please THEM.
He's a seriously co-dependant "pleaser". That's why he posts what he
posts.

He desperately needs for us to like him. I don't think there are many
takers. Why has he never mentioned the alien girls in any context
other than on the boat? Has he ever posted pictures of them having
dinner with him? Have they ever had a real conversation with him? They
are simple opportunists who just want to go on boat rides. They are
not his friends. I bet when they mention him to THEIR friends, they
just refer to him as "This guy we know who has a boat". They don't
respect him, they USE him. He's so desperate, that he grasps at this
attention and fantasizes that they are friends.

BB



wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 18 Jul 2003 08:42:46 -0700, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

BB,

Foresters are great cars. Please don't criticize RB for this.
He does the best he can.


I didn't say the Forester was a bad car, I said it was the car of
choice among Lesbians. Look at the parking lot of any place where lots
of lesbians congregate. It will be filled with Suburus and Toyota
Corrollas. Scientific fact!

As for Bobadil - He's never done the best he can. He's a parasite.

BB

Ganz take note.....
 

Even if I keep drinking?

Now I'm disappointed.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

| Keep drinking. You'll get it eventually!

... a destination you have no hope of attaining.

Unfortunately....

CM

Ganz take note.....
 

Jonathan.... no matter how many of those "California Coolers" you suck
back..... the best you can hope for is Drunk and Witless.

Don't be disappointed.... accept your limitations... we have come to terms
with your lack of abilities. It's time to move on.


CM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| Even if I keep drinking?
|
| Now I'm disappointed.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
|
| | Keep drinking. You'll get it eventually!
|
| ... a destination you have no hope of attaining.
|
| Unfortunately....
|
| CM
|
|
|
|

Ganz take note.....
 

Of course, compared to you, the local town drunk must
appear clean and sober. I think it is you who has come
to terms with your lack of abilities not I.

Upon whom do you intend to move... Fat Boy?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Jonathan.... no matter how many of those "California Coolers" you suck
back..... the best you can hope for is Drunk and Witless.

Don't be disappointed.... accept your limitations... we have come to
terms
with your lack of abilities. It's time to move on.


CM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| Even if I keep drinking?
|
| Now I'm disappointed.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
|
| | Keep drinking. You'll get it eventually!
|
| ... a destination you have no hope of attaining.
|
| Unfortunately....
|
| CM
|
|
|
|

Still no one!
 

Suburus are Dorkmobiles.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Still no one!
 

They probably refer to him as the creep with a boat...

Yep. The creep who picks up runaways outside the Port Authority bus station.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Ganz take note.....
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
| Of course, compared to you, the local town drunk must
| appear clean and sober.

I take it you took time and thought to compile that reply.... it's amazing
how little you can accomplish Jon... even when given sufficient time.


I think it is you who has come
| to terms with your lack of abilities not I.

Ah.. Yes.... one half witted stab and you are forced to revert to school
yard rebuttals.

|
| Upon whom do you intend to move... Fat Boy?

Ah.. the crux of the matter comes to light. Your infatuation is made plain
and visible. Unrequited lust??

CM

Still no one!
 

With a no alcohol policy..... I can understand that reaction.

CM

"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
| They are simple opportunists who just want to go on boat rides.
|
| Actually in the photos they look like they would rather be ANYPLACE else.
|
|
| S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
| Trains are a winter sport

Still no one!
 

"Horvath" wrote in message

| You pull the ball up to the deck? Are you nuts?

Are you concerned because you might dent the boat hoisting a plastic ball up
to the deck... or are you and your crew physically incapable of doing
that????

| You don't moor to the stern, dumbass. (But that's all that can be
| expected from you.)

You say this... and continue with the statement below????

| You tie a line to a bow cleat, and run it back to someone standing on
| the swim platform, dumbass.

Good Grief Horvath..... you just claimed you are incapable of hoisting a
mooring ball and explained you don't consider it mooring stern to regardless
off vessel orientation as long as the bitter end is fastened to the bow
cleat.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.... you're dumber than Ganz!

CM

Still no one!
 

Isn't it their girlfriend that has a boat?
--
----
Steve
S/V Pony Express

wrote in message
...

I bet when they mention him to THEIR friends, they
just refer to him as "This guy we know who has a boat". They don't
respect him, they USE him. He's so desperate, that he grasps at this
attention and fantasizes that they are friends.

BB

Ganz take note.....
 

You're the one who is intent on moving on some guy.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
| Of course, compared to you, the local town drunk must
| appear clean and sober.

I take it you took time and thought to compile that reply.... it's
amazing
how little you can accomplish Jon... even when given sufficient time.


I think it is you who has come
| to terms with your lack of abilities not I.

Ah.. Yes.... one half witted stab and you are forced to revert to school
yard rebuttals.

|
| Upon whom do you intend to move... Fat Boy?

Ah.. the crux of the matter comes to light. Your infatuation is made plain
and visible. Unrequited lust??

CM

Still no one!
 

He has no need to be concerned. He doesn't sail. Time to
move on, as you would put it.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Horvath" wrote in message

| You pull the ball up to the deck? Are you nuts?

Are you concerned because you might dent the boat hoisting a plastic ball
up
to the deck... or are you and your crew physically incapable of doing
that????

| You don't moor to the stern, dumbass. (But that's all that can be
| expected from you.)

You say this... and continue with the statement below????

| You tie a line to a bow cleat, and run it back to someone standing on
| the swim platform, dumbass.

Good Grief Horvath..... you just claimed you are incapable of hoisting a
mooring ball and explained you don't consider it mooring stern to
regardless
off vessel orientation as long as the bitter end is fastened to the bow
cleat.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.... you're dumber than Ganz!

CM

Still no one!
 

Tut tut Jon... don't be jealous of the attention to Horvath.

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| He has no need to be concerned. He doesn't sail. Time to
| move on, as you would put it.

Ganz take note.....
 

"Donal" wrote in message

| Oh Dear! There I was believing that Mooron was training Jon!! This
reply
| shows that it was the other way around!!


You obviously missed my post stating that I was abandoning Jon's tutoring
since he had advanced as far as he was willing to go. I believe Jon feels
betrayed.... while I believe I need another drink.

While I mix my Rum and Coke... could you be a pal and explain to Jon how you
came to this conclusion?

CM

Ganz take note.....
 

I think it's hopeless, but every dog has its day.

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Upon whom do you intend to move... Fat Boy?

Ah.. the crux of the matter comes to light. Your infatuation is made
plain
and visible. Unrequited lust??

Oh Dear! There I was believing that Mooron was training Jon!! This
reply
shows that it was the other way around!!


Regards


Donal
--

Still no one!
 

On Fri, 18 Jul 2003 19:24:53 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message

| You pull the ball up to the deck? Are you nuts?

Are you concerned because you might dent the boat hoisting a plastic ball up
to the deck... or are you and your crew physically incapable of doing
that????

The ball is covered with slime, dumbass.

| You don't moor to the stern, dumbass. (But that's all that can be
| expected from you.)

You say this... and continue with the statement below????

| You tie a line to a bow cleat, and run it back to someone standing on
| the swim platform, dumbass.

Good Grief Horvath..... you just claimed you are incapable of hoisting a
mooring ball and explained you don't consider it mooring stern to regardless
off vessel orientation as long as the bitter end is fastened to the bow
cleat.

How stupid are you? You tie one end of a line to the bow cleat. You
pass the other end back to someone standing on the swim platform, who
ties it to the ball. The wind turns the boat around, while you re-tie
the bow cleat, shortening the line. And we always tie a second one on
for safety.





Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Still no one!
 

"Horvath" wrote in message

| The ball is covered with slime, dumbass.

Oh... so you're afraid of slime??? You called me a wuss and you're scared
of some slime on a mooring ball? You call me a dumbass and remain too
asinine to realize most people would have the common sense to fix a mooring
painter to it the first time around?
Ha Ha Ha Ha.... chrissakes you ****in idiot... get a friggin grip on life
before someone slaps the daylight out of your pansy assed, pussy lipped
frail little carcass. ... afraid of friggin slime...
Bwahahahahahahahahaaa. I bet you wear pink skirts on race day you dick
suckin' little dock slut.


| How stupid are you? You tie one end of a line to the bow cleat. You
| pass the other end back to someone standing on the swim platform, who
| ties it to the ball. The wind turns the boat around, while you re-tie
| the bow cleat, shortening the line. And we always tie a second one on
| for safety.

So tell me Horvath... after you tie the first line on and swing around ...
do you back up again to tie on the second line?


Look out Horvath... the slime will get you.... hahahahahahahahahahahahaaa.

You ball lickin' little fag.... no wonder you sail a Hunter.... Homovath!

CM

Ganz take note.....
 

Very good Jon.... Bob has you conditioned to reply with a gay lame every
time your mind draws a blank.

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| You're the one who is intent on moving on some guy.

Ganz take note.....
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| I think it's hopeless, but every dog has its day.

Nothing is hopeless Ganz.... Unfortunately for you, your "day" turned out to
like an appointment with the vet to get neutered.

CM

Still no one!
 

I don't how he can be afraid of himself.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Horvath" wrote in message

| The ball is covered with slime, dumbass.

Oh... so you're afraid of slime??? You called me a wuss and you're
scared
of some slime on a mooring ball? You call me a dumbass and remain too
asinine to realize most people would have the common sense to fix a
mooring
painter to it the first time around?
Ha Ha Ha Ha.... chrissakes you ****in idiot... get a friggin grip on life
before someone slaps the daylight out of your pansy assed, pussy lipped
frail little carcass. ... afraid of friggin slime...
Bwahahahahahahahahaaa. I bet you wear pink skirts on race day you dick
suckin' little dock slut.


| How stupid are you? You tie one end of a line to the bow cleat. You
| pass the other end back to someone standing on the swim platform, who
| ties it to the ball. The wind turns the boat around, while you re-tie
| the bow cleat, shortening the line. And we always tie a second one on
| for safety.

So tell me Horvath... after you tie the first line on and swing around ...
do you back up again to tie on the second line?


Look out Horvath... the slime will get you....
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaa.

You ball lickin' little fag.... no wonder you sail a Hunter.... Homovath!

CM

Still no one!
 

Then get off the boat. That will remove most of the slime.

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Jul 2003 23:27:53 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message

| The ball is covered with slime, dumbass.

Oh... so you're afraid of slime???

I'm not afraid of the ****ing slime, you dickless moron. I don't want
it getting on my deck. Just cuz your whole boat is a big ****ing
slimeball, nobody wants theirs to turn into one.



| How stupid are you? You tie one end of a line to the bow cleat. You
| pass the other end back to someone standing on the swim platform, who
| ties it to the ball. The wind turns the boat around, while you re-tie
| the bow cleat, shortening the line. And we always tie a second one on
| for safety.

So tell me Horvath... after you tie the first line on and swing around
....
do you back up again to tie on the second line?

If you can't figger it out, you're a bigger loser than your mother
says, dumbass.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Beers!

Ganz take note.....
 

What is a gay lame? Is that bob?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Very good Jon.... Bob has you conditioned to reply with a gay lame every
time your mind draws a blank.

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| You're the one who is intent on moving on some guy.

Ganz take note.....
 

You speak from experience?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| I think it's hopeless, but every dog has its day.

Nothing is hopeless Ganz.... Unfortunately for you, your "day" turned out
to
like an appointment with the vet to get neutered.

CM

Ganz take note.....
 

Indeed he does. Who did _you_ think the vet was?

FT



Jonathan Ganz wrote:

You speak from experience?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| I think it's hopeless, but every dog has its day.

Nothing is hopeless Ganz.... Unfortunately for you, your "day" turned out
to
like an appointment with the vet to get neutered.

CM

Still no one!
 

"Horvath" wrote in message

| I'm not afraid of the ****ing slime, you dickless moron. I don't want
| it getting on my deck. Just cuz your whole boat is a big ****ing
| slimeball, nobody wants theirs to turn into one.

So you are "afraid" of slime getting on your deck..... you must have a
grand mal seizure when a seagull ****s on your boat. You must go into
cardiac arrest when weighing anchor... all that mud on the rode and chain!
Do you "lose it" when someone spills a drink? You really are the Martha
Steward of sailing aren't you? Mooring Painters.... "it's a good thing"...
Ha Ha ha ha. Did you remember the cup of bleach in the bilge this week?

| If you can't figger it out, you're a bigger loser than your mother
| says, dumbass.

It must be your ass backwards method of picking up the mooring that threw me
Horvath. It's all engine work and displays a total lack of seamanship and
ability to handle your vessel. The fact you haven't the fore thought to fix
mooring painters and act like a little girl in regards to a bit of "slime"
only adds to the humour of your situation.

CM

Still no one!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
We all want something different from our boats. Apart from you, we all
seem to have reached our objectives.

No one here has a boat that meets my objectives. They all fall short. On
the
other hand my current boat fits my current sailing perfectly.
I plan for better, but I'm hardly unhappy with what I have. You need a
lesson
in humanity, Donal. Most of the world is starving. while you endeavor to
boast
about the speed of your yacht.

*YOU* are not starving, ... are you?

I really don't need a grossly overweight New Yorker instructing me in the
morality of being a fat pig while there are hungry people on this planet!



Again....try another tack.

No! This tack seems good!

BTW, my 4 year old boat is *much* faster than your old POS! PHRF 150!
Bwahahahahahaaaaaa!

Regards



Donal
--

Ganz take note.....
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

| Oh Dear! There I was believing that Mooron was training Jon!! This
reply
| shows that it was the other way around!!


You obviously missed my post stating that I was abandoning Jon's
tutoring
since he had advanced as far as he was willing to go. I believe Jon feels
betrayed.... while I believe I need another drink.

While I mix my Rum and Coke... could you be a pal and explain to Jon how
you
came to this conclusion?

Of course:-
" Ah.. the crux of the matter comes to light. Your infatuation is made plain
and visible. Unrequited lust??"

Now, you must admit that this is nothing more than an eloquent version of a
Jon type insult! It was nothing more than a well dressed "gay lame"!


We expect more from you. Don't let the side down!




Regards

Donal
--

Ganz take note.....
 

"Donal" wrote in message
| Of course:-
| " Ah.. the crux of the matter comes to light. Your infatuation is made
plain
| and visible. Unrequited lust??"
|
| Now, you must admit that this is nothing more than an eloquent version of
a
| Jon type insult! It was nothing more than a well dressed "gay lame"!

Ah... I see your point now... well my defense lies in context to a chain of
subsequent replies... as follows:

CM - "Don't be disappointed.... accept your limitations... we have come to
terms
with your lack of abilities. It's time to move on."

JG - "Upon whom do you intend to move... Fat Boy?"

CM - " Ah.. the crux of the matter comes to light. Your infatuation is made
plain and visible. Unrequited lust??"

As you can see... I was plainly admonishing him for his base reflex insult.
The term "Fat Boy".. a name he usually reserves for Bob was utilized. I took
the only gambit open to deflect the possible insult to me and replied as if
Jon was making reference to Bob, since this strategy allowed me to imply
that once again Jon had fixated on Bob.... which opened a valid gay lame
attack. I hope I have explained the sequence in a comprehendible manner.

|
| We expect more from you. Don't let the side down!

I concur Donal..... and I expect critique due to my status as a known
haranguer. You'll have to come to terms that there will be times I fail to
meet my standards.... and I thank you for being there to remind me of my
duty. I will redouble my efforts in the future.


CM

Ganz take note.....
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

"Donal" wrote in message


|
| We expect more from you. Don't let the side down!

I concur Donal..... and I expect critique due to my status as a known
haranguer. You'll have to come to terms that there will be times I fail to
meet my standards....

Mooron, you need to advance to another level. Do not EVER explain
what should be clear to a rational person, albeit with some
thought. ANd do not swim or walk near dark shapes on the
newsgroup bed... I'm amazed that Donal only lightly stabbed you.

Flying Tadpole

Ganz take note.....
 

You mean you don't know either? I thought you were the
expert on lameness... I rest *my* case.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I rest my case...

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| What is a gay lame? Is that bob?
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| Very good Jon.... Bob has you conditioned to reply with a gay lame
every
| time your mind draws a blank.
|
| CM
|
| "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
| ...
| | You're the one who is intent on moving on some guy.
|
|
|
|

Ganz take note.....
 

Yikes...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Indeed he does. Who did _you_ think the vet was?

FT



Jonathan Ganz wrote:

You speak from experience?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| I think it's hopeless, but every dog has its day.

Nothing is hopeless Ganz.... Unfortunately for you, your "day" turned
out
to
like an appointment with the vet to get neutered.

CM

Ganz take note.....
 

Jon... why don't you make an attempt to read the sequence of posts that
brought you to this less than logical response...

You must embrace the fact that assumptions and degrees of effectiveness are
weighed by a scale of indication and innuendo.

This "I know you are but what am I?" response is simply the pinnacle of a
pathetic grasp of lucidity.


CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| You mean you don't know either? I thought you were the
| expert on lameness... I rest *my* case.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| I rest my case...

Still no one!
 

I really don't need a grossly overweight New Yorker

Donal, I'm thinner than you. In far better shape and easily twice as strong.
Even when I was heavier I could best you in any type of physical match.
Get back to me when you grow into a man!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Still no one!
 

How about you and Donal posting pictures of yourselves??? That way we can
confirm the facts.

CM

"CANDChelp" wrote in message
...
| I really don't need a grossly overweight New Yorker
|
| Donal, I'm thinner than you. In far better shape and easily twice as
strong.
| Even when I was heavier I could best you in any type of physical match.
| Get back to me when you grow into a man!
|
| Bwahahahahaha!
|
| RB

Ganz take note.....
 

Try giving it more thought Ganz...

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
| I think I think; therefore, I think I am.

Still no one!
 

How about you and Donal posting pictures of yourselves???

Scotty posted a pic of me at my wedding. It was even mentioned that I was
looking trim.
Donal's a bloody dwarf with no muscle! The fact is...no one on this list can
match me for strength, speed or endurance. Not even two of you working as a
team in relays!
I'm 205 give or take a pound at 6'3. Not a whimpy 6'3. I have shoulders and
muscle mass. I can crack a walnut between thumb and pinky (Try it!). My resting
heart rate is 60-65. My cholesterol is still just 140...a single point higher
than 20 years ago!

RB

Mahone Bay Wooden Boat Festival
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

snip

BTW: The Mahone Bay Wooden Boat Festival is scheduled for July 31st and I
intend to take the short 40 nautical mile sail over to enjoy it. It is a
week long festival. There will be a fair number of Bolger designed craft
present. I will take many digital photos and make them available on webshots
for interested people.

CM

Wave to the light schooners for me. Don't fall in. Don't mention
alt.sailing.asa.

Flying Tadpole

Mahone Bay Wooden Boat Festival
 

On Sun, 20 Jul 2003 09:45:05 -0400, "katysails"
wrote:

Speaking of that, I know there are at least a kajillion sailing lurkers here and have often wonder how many of them put two and
two together and in real life realize who we are.
What's "real life"?

S/V Cat's Meow
http://www.catsmeow.org

Mahone Bay Wooden Boat Festival
 

What's "real life"?

Would take way too much bandwidth to try to explain that here.
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein