Still no one!
 

Don't stop so suddenly with your pants down.

See? Not a word and he's back to the same old gay stuff!

Gay Ganzy shows so little imagination the poor sod calls me "Gay Robert Brody."
Gee, that's catchy.
Let me help him out....how about Boy Banger Bob or Boy George Brody?
Show some spirit, man, and I won't ignore most of your lame trolls!

RB

Still no one!
 

Why would that be? Does the owner's stupidity or arrogance increase with
boat size?

The world is filled with people who sail, but can't sail.
Have a chat with Scotty, Ganzy, Donal and others and you'll quickly gather what
I mean. These types rely on magazines and watching Captain Ron to design their
sailing ideals.

RB

Still no one!
 

Ganz, allow me to help you out. Here's a few originals to
choose from. I hope this helps.

back door boogie Brody
Back passage Booby
bahookie banging Bobsprit
bald man munching Brody
batty-boy Booby
beef bayonet swallowing Brody
berry Booby
blow job Brody
Bologna bop Brody
brass eye Booby
big brown eye bopper Brody
buffty Brody
bum bandit Brody
bum chum Booby
bung hole Bobsprit
bomb bay Brody
bum slammer Brody


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Don't stop so suddenly with your pants down.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I can imagine it would be quite scary with boats that are big, expensive
and
slow to stop.

I tend to worry about the "other guy" more.
RB

Still no one!
 

HEH!!!! .....don't be dissin' Capt Ron!!! There's some great lines in
that movie!!

"Diesels like their oil like sailors like their rum". "Why is that Capt.
Ron?"... "Nobody knows!"
"Your a Natural..."

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

watching Captain Ron to design their
| sailing ideals.

Still no one!
 

Nutsy,

I've never seen a pictre of you when you haven't had our sails drawn in
tight.

The looks of the waves, The action of the flag. you can't be working up
wind. No boat can be working that high to the wind.

I said it the first time I seen the picture said you were motoring. Do
I have to say down wind.

You really aren't fooling anyone but yourself

And by the way, I'm really not interested about a full report of each
time you go sailinng for an Hour or two. IT's BORRRRRRIIINNNGGG.

OT

Sailing into a berth!
 

The first few months I had my last boat I could not keep the engine
running reliably. Turned out to be a carb problem but in the time I
spent figuring it out my sailing skills improved immensely. I learned
to tack up an extremely narrow channel, and dock under sail in a slip
with a finger pier on one side and a neighboring boat on the other,
both fore and aft first.

You want to become a better sailor, disable your engine. However, it
will make your neighbor nervous at first.




On Wed, 16 Jul 2003 11:11:27 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote:



What every, single,, solitary so-called sailor
does to ruin their docking under sail efforts
is to do it with the engine running, 'just in case'.

Nothing spoils a seamanlike job of sailing a
vessel into her berth while having that exhaust
outlet spurting water and smelly diesel fumes.

Real sailors don't need a motor running and at
the ready. There is only ONE reason for a motor
on a sailboat and that is when there is no wind.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
I understand that the abundance of photos you post of sailing is for our
enjoyment and not to validate your abilities Bob...... BUT........ Mr.
Murphy will insist that each time you dock under sail flawlessly there will
be none to witness the event... but should you screw up a dozen will be on
hand to share the joy. I just happened to be quite proud of the fact that I
not only docked a charter boat on which I had no previous experience in
close maneuvering... but I actually had the good fortune to do it while a
large group of people watched.

I merely commented because I know your past opinion on docking under sail
as being considered a dangerous and risky affair and not to be undertaken by
anyone. I'm glad experience has taught you different. Like MOB drills...
docking under sail drills are required to compliment a well rounded set of
sailing skills.


CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| several 90 degree turns and a
| tight area with over a dozen eye witnesses.
|
| I'm afraid I don't require eyewitnesses to know that my boat handling is
| superb.
|
| RB

Still no one!
 

"Thomas Stewart" wrote in message
...
And by the way, I'm really not interested about a full report of each
time you go sailinng for an Hour or two. IT's BORRRRRRIIINNNGGG.


Ole Thom! Please do NOT tell Bob that his posts are boring!


He is under the illusion that we are interested in his sailing exploits.
Just humour him.

After all, what have you to gain by insulting a fat, unemployed, second rate
script writer from New York?


The answer is, of course.... nothing! That's why I complimented Bob by
suggesting that he was a *second* rate writer!


We only have one life. We should take this opportunity to spread happiness.
That's why I am proud to boost Bobsprit's ego by saying "You are a second
rate script writer." I really believe that a white lie is forgivable, if
you tell it for fundamentally good reasons.

It's my Christian duty to be kind to him...... and he really could be a
second rate script writer with a little improvement (I think).


Regards


Donal
--

Still no one!
 

You are most kind. I would have called him a third rate writer and hope
that it would achieve similar results. It worries me that such
encouragement of incompetance may lead to complacency. After complacency
comes sloth and he already saeems to have plenty of that except when
reaching for food. Perhaps I should try to compliment him on his ability
to not drip grease on his decks -or does he?

Cheers MC

Donal wrote:
"Thomas Stewart" wrote in message
...

And by the way, I'm really not interested about a full report of each
time you go sailinng for an Hour or two. IT's BORRRRRRIIINNNGGG.



Ole Thom! Please do NOT tell Bob that his posts are boring!


He is under the illusion that we are interested in his sailing exploits.
Just humour him.

After all, what have you to gain by insulting a fat, unemployed, second rate
script writer from New York?


The answer is, of course.... nothing! That's why I complimented Bob by
suggesting that he was a *second* rate writer!


We only have one life. We should take this opportunity to spread happiness.
That's why I am proud to boost Bobsprit's ego by saying "You are a second
rate script writer." I really believe that a white lie is forgivable, if
you tell it for fundamentally good reasons.

It's my Christian duty to be kind to him...... and he really could be a
second rate script writer with a little improvement (I think).


Regards


Donal
--

Still no one!
 

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
You are most kind. I would have called him a third rate writer and hope
that it would achieve similar results. It worries me that such
encouragement of incompetance may lead to complacency. After complacency
comes sloth and he already saeems to have plenty of that except when
reaching for food. Perhaps I should try to compliment him on his ability
to not drip grease on his decks -or does he?

I am not a scientist. How much lard can one carry before one begins to
drip?



Perhaps Gilligan can answer this scientific question!




Regards


Donal
--

Still no one!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote ...

She's a bit shy of docking.

she's seen the damage you caused, eh?

Still no one!
 

"Wally" wrote

Why would that be? Does the owner's stupidity or arrogance increase with
boat size?

In bobspits' case, yes.

Still no one!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote
But sailing into a crowded and
very active slip area is not usually a great idea.


especially since you don't even know the ROW rules.

Still no one!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote

I know that people get nervous on other boats
when they see me nearby,and they may do something dangerous.

Capt RB

like, shoot you?

Still no one!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote

Honestly, I know very little about SAILING, but I'm learning. Yesterday I
spent a
bit of time with the manual while Suzanne sailed.

RB

Still no one!
 

Sepaku?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
"Bobsprit" wrote

I know that people get nervous on other boats
when they see me nearby,and they may do something dangerous.

Capt RB


like, shoot you?

Still no one!
 

if only


"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
Sepaku?

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:
"Bobsprit" wrote

I know that people get nervous on other boats
when they see me nearby,and they may do something dangerous.

Capt RB


like, shoot you?

Still no one!
 

Can't be much worse than a start, or a crowded mark rounding.
--
----
Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Wally" wrote in message
...
"Bobsprit" wrote in message

I haven't sailed anything that size, but I know it's satisfying to sail
a
16' dinghy up to a pontoon with perfect speed to stop alongside.

Yup. Learned how to do that on a friends J30. But sailing into a crowded
and
very active slip area is not usually a great idea.

I can imagine it would be quite scary with boats that are big, expensive
and
slow to stop. But you rarely get busier than an entire dinghy race fleet
all
trying to get onto the slipway at the same time. :-)


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

Still no one!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

It's the big boats and their
owners who are cause for defensive tactics.

Why would that be? Does the owner's stupidity or arrogance increase with
boat size?

The world is filled with people who sail, but can't sail.

Would you please answer the question?


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

Still no one!
 

Fenders? For what? You're in a floating dock.
--
----
Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Bob it's a great idea if you know how to sail and can handle your boat.
It's
the crowning mark of a competent sailor to be able to sail to the dock....
even in an active area.

I can sail any boat to the dock and stop her on a dime, fenders gentley
kissing
the dock. Still, safe sailing is a better idea. I know that people get
nervous
on other boats and they may do something dangerous.
No accidents or injuries after nearly 9 years of sailing!

Capt RB

Still no one!
 

He is under the illusion that we are interested in his sailing exploits.

Yea...the illusion that I steer this group as I wish and that most posts are
for/about/to me!!! Including most of yours!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Still no one!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

"we were messing with them"? "all the trim herself"?

She + messed with them + me watching = WE.

Some consideration of the notion that "she messes with them, you watch,
therefore you are also messing with them" leads me to conclude that, by your
logic, a witness to a crime would be a criminal.


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

Still no one!
 

Donal wrote:

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
You are most kind. I would have called him a third rate writer and hope
that it would achieve similar results. It worries me that such
encouragement of incompetance may lead to complacency. After complacency
comes sloth and he already saeems to have plenty of that except when
reaching for food. Perhaps I should try to compliment him on his ability
to not drip grease on his decks -or does he?

I am not a scientist. How much lard can one carry before one begins to
drip?

Perhaps Gilligan can answer this scientific question!

Ignore those who would blind you with science, for the answer is
obvious: take away all the lard and you'll still be left with a
drip.

Flying Tadpole

Still no one!
 

"Pony Express" wrote in message

Can't be much worse than a start, or a crowded mark rounding.

The conversation was within the context of getting back to dry land. I agree
with the start and mark roundings being more frenetic, though, since
everybody is trying to go fast as well.


--
Wally
I demand rigidly-defined areas of uncertainty!
www.art-gallery.myby.co.uk

Still no one!
 

"If it's going to happen, it'll happen out there."

Or, for Boober, "Don't worry, they'll get out of our way."

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Why would that be? Does the owner's stupidity or arrogance increase with
boat size?

The world is filled with people who sail, but can't sail.
Have a chat with Scotty, Ganzy, Donal and others and you'll quickly gather
what
I mean. These types rely on magazines and watching Captain Ron to design
their
sailing ideals.

RB

Still no one!
 

So, you admit that you're gay?

So far, you haven't ignored any of my lame trolls.

Loser.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Don't stop so suddenly with your pants down.

See? Not a word and he's back to the same old gay stuff!

Gay Ganzy shows so little imagination the poor sod calls me "Gay Robert
Brody."
Gee, that's catchy.
Let me help him out....how about Boy Banger Bob or Boy George Brody?
Show some spirit, man, and I won't ignore most of your lame trolls!

RB

Still no one!
 

What about brown nose diver Brody?

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Ganz, allow me to help you out. Here's a few originals to
choose from. I hope this helps.

back door boogie Brody
Back passage Booby
bahookie banging Bobsprit
bald man munching Brody
batty-boy Booby
beef bayonet swallowing Brody
berry Booby
blow job Brody
Bologna bop Brody
brass eye Booby
big brown eye bopper Brody
buffty Brody
bum bandit Brody
bum chum Booby
bung hole Bobsprit
bomb bay Brody
bum slammer Brody


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Don't stop so suddenly with your pants down.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I can imagine it would be quite scary with boats that are big,
expensive
and
slow to stop.

I tend to worry about the "other guy" more.
RB

Sailing into a berth!
 

Yup. I have my students practice docking under sail as part of
the course. The women seem to do better at it.

"Frank Boettcher" wrote in message
...
The first few months I had my last boat I could not keep the engine
running reliably. Turned out to be a carb problem but in the time I
spent figuring it out my sailing skills improved immensely. I learned
to tack up an extremely narrow channel, and dock under sail in a slip
with a finger pier on one side and a neighboring boat on the other,
both fore and aft first.

You want to become a better sailor, disable your engine. However, it
will make your neighbor nervous at first.




On Wed, 16 Jul 2003 11:11:27 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote:



What every, single,, solitary so-called sailor
does to ruin their docking under sail efforts
is to do it with the engine running, 'just in case'.

Nothing spoils a seamanlike job of sailing a
vessel into her berth while having that exhaust
outlet spurting water and smelly diesel fumes.

Real sailors don't need a motor running and at
the ready. There is only ONE reason for a motor
on a sailboat and that is when there is no wind.


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I understand that the abundance of photos you post of sailing is for
our
enjoyment and not to validate your abilities Bob...... BUT........
Mr.
Murphy will insist that each time you dock under sail flawlessly there
will
be none to witness the event... but should you screw up a dozen will be
on
hand to share the joy. I just happened to be quite proud of the fact
that I
not only docked a charter boat on which I had no previous experience in
close maneuvering... but I actually had the good fortune to do it while
a
large group of people watched.

I merely commented because I know your past opinion on docking under
sail
as being considered a dangerous and risky affair and not to be
undertaken by
anyone. I'm glad experience has taught you different. Like MOB
drills...
docking under sail drills are required to compliment a well rounded set
of
sailing skills.


CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| several 90 degree turns and a
| tight area with over a dozen eye witnesses.
|
| I'm afraid I don't require eyewitnesses to know that my boat handling
is
| superb.
|
| RB

Still no one!
 

No. He's hopeful. Try and be positive bobby, it doesn't
really hurt when you get used to it.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
And by the way, I'm really not interested about a full report of each
time you go sailinng for an Hour or two. IT's BORRRRRRIIINNNGGG.

Thom, why lie?
If you're bored, simply ignore the threads.
But you can't.

RB

Still no one!
 

most posts are
for/about/to me!!!

including this one;

Thanks.
I went sailing yesterday. You didn't!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Still no one!
 

I sailed dinghies for 6 hours, then 3 hours on an Express 30. Typical day.
How long did you sail yesterday?
Oh, we stomped a J29 last night, and didn't exceed 11k.
--
----
Steve
S/V Pony Express

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Thanks.
I went sailing yesterday. You didn't!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Still no one!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
most posts are
for/about/to me!!!

remember this one;


You hit on the Head, Nutsy.

It was the "Catalina Lie" that changed YOUR status from a Troller to a
Full Blown Internat LIAR,

That is how most of us think of you. A LIAR, pure and simple. Your
trolls, because they're from you aren't considered troll. We reply to
them as LIES. You haven't ever come to peace with this fact but your
status has changed.. We accept you as a LIAR. As OZ states "A LIAR
that's NUTS!"

You can think of yourself as a troller but that is a self evaluation and
WRONG!

Still no one!
 

You hit on the Head, Nutsy.

It was the "Catalina Lie" that changed YOUR status from a Troller to a
Full Blown Internat LIAR,

Will Scotty ever get over the pain? The pain of knowing I did not by a crappy
boat as he did, instead buying a nice (and larger) C&C 32!
Poor Scotty!

RB

Still no one!
 

or this one;
''
All I know about either of you is what you post. You're a liar,
braggart, self-deluded and an all-round louse. You're a waste of
bandwidth and a wannabe internet sadist. Your lame attempts at trolls
are designed only to hurt, humiliate and belittle others, trying to
drag them down to the depths of inadequacy that you, yourself,
inhabit. You think you're a wit, but you're only half right.

Quoting R A Heinlein, you're a classic example of a size 12 ego with a
size 2 soul.

It's obvious to everyone here that you've switched from attempting to
annoy Jon Gantz to Scotty. If you spent half as much time attempting
to do something useful as you trying to drag others down into your
sewer, you'd be able to afford a decent boat and pay someone to teach
you how to sail it.

Meanwhile, it seems Scotty sails happily along, enjoying what he has,
as do most people with any common sense. Life's pretty short, and
you're going to end up as you are now - friendless, paying for
company, attention seeking, envious of others, a bitter, twisted loser
who has an enormous and well-founded inferiority complex.

Get a life.

Methinks it's time to reinstall Agent. That way I'll not see the crap
you post.

Peter Wiley''

Still no one!
 

Meanwhile, it seems Scotty sails happily along, enjoying what he has,

Interesting that you chose the above. Your constant response to my grade school
attacks highlight how miserable you truly are.
Like most aged schoolyard bullies, you keep your distance. But I still bloody
your nose!

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB

Ganz take note.....
 

Jon... notice the graceful arc of the blade.... the subtle unexpected
strike.... so swift and surgical as to not mar the blade edge with
blood..... blood is drawn yet the victim is only critically wounded.
That, Ganz is a true display of the mastery in the art form of the NG Ginshu
Ninja....

CM

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

| Ignore those who would blind you with science, for the answer is
| obvious: take away all the lard and you'll still be left with a
| drip.

Still no one!
 

that line got to you, eh?

"Bobsprit" wrote ...
Meanwhile, it seems Scotty sails happily along, enjoying what he has,

Still no one!
 

''poor Scotty''?? is that poor in the monetary sense, or morally poor?

Scotty, riches beyond your wildest dreams!

wrote in message
...
On 17 Jul 2003 11:51:18 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

You hit on the Head, Nutsy.

It was the "Catalina Lie" that changed YOUR status from a Troller to a
Full Blown Internat LIAR,

Will Scotty ever get over the pain? The pain of knowing I did not by a
crappy
boat as he did, instead buying a nice (and larger) C&C 32!
Poor Scotty!


At least poor Scotty was able to get it together to buy "a" boat,
which you have been unable to accomplish. On Alien, you sail only as
the "token eunuch"

BB

Still no one!
 

that line got to you, eh?

"Bobsprit" wrote ...
Meanwhile, it seems Scotty sails happily along, enjoying what he has,


Yeah, it's very sad. You aren't sailing hardly at all and clearly you aren't
happy.
I do feel bad for you.

RB

Still no one!
 

''poor Scotty''?? is that poor in the monetary sense, or morally poor?

Scotty, riches beyond your wildest dreams!

If either were true you wouldn't live on my hook. Sorry!
You and Billy are compelled to defend your selves and hide your lives because
you're ashamed.

Bwahahahaha!

RB

Still no one!
 

What's the big deal about sailing to/from a mooring?

With your boat's poor performance and your sailing ability, I'd call it a huge
accomplishment if you could sail OFF the mooring!

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB