In article , Peter Clinch
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Allan Bennett wrote:

Too much Tolkien, methinks ;-)

And where can I get one of those Elven Canoe Paddles like they used in
the Fellowship of the Ring? Enable you to traverse major water systems
the way you want to go by waving them ineffectually in the direction of
the water every now and then, which has to be easier than all that
so-called technique stuff... ;-)

Paddles available from the same outlet as you acquired your mithril cag. The
other magical element is employing hydrodynamic lift in the so-called
technique stuff.

That will to most, however, remain one of thegreat mysteries of Middle Earth
and beyond...



Allan Bennett
Not a fan of fairies

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