In your continuous attempts to devolve, one of you said, "Awwww...we found
a sore spot."

Are you two fondling each other's 'spots' enough to determine which are
sore?

Yuck! Do you squeeze each other's evil smelling pustulesf also, or is that
something that Harry remains the expert at doing?

Tell us more about 'loads'!
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"