September 27, 2008
McCain Replaces Palin with Startled Deer
Hoofed Running Mate Could be Game-changer

With less than a week to go before the crucial vice-presidential debate,
GOP presidential nominee John McCain announced today that he was
replacing his running mate, Alaska governor Sarah Palin, with a startled
deer.

According to campaign insiders, the decision to select a hoofed mammal
to replace Gov. Palin evolved after Sen. McCain watched his running
mate's performance in a series of interviews with CBS's Katie Couric.

"Good Lord, a startled deer could do better than that," Sen. McCain
reportedly said, prompting his aides to draw up a shortlist of startled
deer.

The Arizona senator supposedly brushed aside concerns that a startled
deer would wilt under the pressure of a televised debate, telling aides,
"At least a goddamn deer won't go on about Alaska being close to Russia."

The McCain campaign said today that Sen. McCain's new running mate,
Bucky the Red Deer, would not be made available to the press prior to
the debate.

"Bucky is very much a work in progress," said McCain campaign manager
Rick Davis. "Right now we're working on keeping him from bolting off the
stage."

Bucky's opponent in the upcoming debate, Delaware senator Joseph Biden,
appeared today to be trying to manage expectations for the high-stakes
face-off with his four-legged rival.

"Bucky the Red Deer is articulate, bright and clean," Sen. Biden said.
"That's storybook, man."
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From:

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