....in the mindless morass of "conservatism"

* The best way to help the people who need it the most is by giving
trillions in tax cuts and tax deductions to the richest who need it the
least. The fact that this hasn't worked for eight years is justification
to make it permanent.

* Republicans are willing to blow a trillion or more in Iraq and
call anyone who doesn't go along unpatriotic, but we can't afford
healthcare for Americans and must instead rely on deregulating insurance
companies (No, I'm not making that up) and taxing healthcare benefits;
anyone who argues otherwise is anti-American.

* This Just In: John McCain Invented the Blackberry!

* When CEOs drive century old Wall Street investment banks and
multinational insurance firms into the ground with sheer greed and
incompetence, it's the responsibility of taxpayers to bail them out.
When those taxpayers lose their jobs, homes, and healthcare because of
corporate greed and incompetence, they're on their own.

* First dudes don't have to bother answering state investigators or
responding to bipartisan subpoenas, as long as they're married to a
Republican politician.

* John McCain was really all for regulation all along, after he and
his party deregulated everything in sight, and hired the same dereg
fundamentalists that flew the economy into the side of a mountain to run
his campaign.

* The incoherent rantings of a African witch-hunting dominionist
lunatic who sees demons hovering in the air are a respectable
endorsement for being elected Vice-President.

* This Just In: Sarah Palin is a Young Earth Creationist
End-O-the-World-Nutter.

* Republicans refer to pointing out any of the above as 'finger
pointing' and 'lecturing,' while lecturing and pointing their fat
sweating guilty sausage-like fingers at anyone who wanders into sight
for the colossal failures of their own warped ideology.