wrote:
On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:10:28 -0400, HK wrote:

Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball in ABC Interview
Offers Three Answers to Eighty Questions

GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin said today that she was
"delighted" with her performance in a much-publicized ABC News interview
with Charlie Gibson and gave credit to her "trusty Magic 8-Ball" for
helping her come up with answers to "some darn tricky questions."

"Charlie brought his A-game, that's for darn sure," Gov. Palin said
after her interview. "That's why it's a good thing I had my Magic
8-Ball with me."

During the interview broadcast on ABC, the Alaska governor was seen
shaking her Magic 8-Ball after each question before responding to Mr.
Gibson.

All in all, Gov. Palin responded to over eighty of the ABC newsman's
questions with only three answers, believed to be a record for a
nationally broadcast interview with a major political figure.

"Terrorists are hell-bent on destroying us," Gov. Palin said no fewer
than nineteen times.

"I believe that America must do what we can to be strong," she said
fifteen times.

"Reply hazy - try again," she said nine times.

Occasionally, she attempted an adlib, usually the word "Charlie," which
she used over one thousand times.

All in all, Gov. Palin said she was "pleased as punch" by her
performance, despite having told Mr. Gibson that the United States
should invade Russia.

When asked by reporters where she got her answer to the Russia question,
Gov. Palin replied, "My Magic 8-Ball got stuck on that one, so I asked God."

On the campaign trail, GOP presidential nominee John McCain said he was
"thrilled" with Gov, Palin's performance, adding that she would be
shipped to Alaska and frozen in a block of ice for the remainder of the
campaign.


From

www.andyborowitz.com


I saw most of it, and although it's humor, this is a surprisingly
accurate portrayal!


No wonder McCain wants to keep her away from a live press conference
attended by major media. I thought her leaning on Lincoln was both sick
and hilarious.

On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:20:38 -0400, hk wrote:

wrote:
On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:10:28 -0400, HK wrote:

Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball in ABC Interview
Offers Three Answers to Eighty Questions

GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin said today that she was
"delighted" with her performance in a much-publicized ABC News interview
with Charlie Gibson and gave credit to her "trusty Magic 8-Ball" for
helping her come up with answers to "some darn tricky questions."

"Charlie brought his A-game, that's for darn sure," Gov. Palin said
after her interview. "That's why it's a good thing I had my Magic
8-Ball with me."

During the interview broadcast on ABC, the Alaska governor was seen
shaking her Magic 8-Ball after each question before responding to Mr.
Gibson.

All in all, Gov. Palin responded to over eighty of the ABC newsman's
questions with only three answers, believed to be a record for a
nationally broadcast interview with a major political figure.

"Terrorists are hell-bent on destroying us," Gov. Palin said no fewer
than nineteen times.

"I believe that America must do what we can to be strong," she said
fifteen times.

"Reply hazy - try again," she said nine times.

Occasionally, she attempted an adlib, usually the word "Charlie," which
she used over one thousand times.

All in all, Gov. Palin said she was "pleased as punch" by her
performance, despite having told Mr. Gibson that the United States
should invade Russia.

When asked by reporters where she got her answer to the Russia question,
Gov. Palin replied, "My Magic 8-Ball got stuck on that one, so I asked God."

On the campaign trail, GOP presidential nominee John McCain said he was
"thrilled" with Gov, Palin's performance, adding that she would be
shipped to Alaska and frozen in a block of ice for the remainder of the
campaign.


From

www.andyborowitz.com


I saw most of it, and although it's humor, this is a surprisingly
accurate portrayal!


No wonder McCain wants to keep her away from a live press conference
attended by major media. I thought her leaning on Lincoln was both sick
and hilarious.

When Gibson asked her how she felt about the Bush Doctrine, I think
it was over. She had obviously never even heard of the Bush Doctrine.
After she fumbled and mumbled through a convoluted non-answer, Gibson
finally took pity and TOLD her what the Bush Doctrine was. Since this
was new information for her, and she hadn't been coached with a
prepared answer, she still couldn't answer the question.

Gibson's whole interview was softer than what even a Larry KIng would
have done, and she still failed miserably. This was total softball
lobbing, and she was stiff as a board form being over-rehearsed.
Cramming for the exam doesn't make you look like you know the subject,
except to someone else who knows even less about the subject.

wrote:
On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:20:38 -0400, hk wrote:

wrote:
On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:10:28 -0400, HK wrote:

Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball in ABC Interview
Offers Three Answers to Eighty Questions

GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin said today that she was
"delighted" with her performance in a much-publicized ABC News interview
with Charlie Gibson and gave credit to her "trusty Magic 8-Ball" for
helping her come up with answers to "some darn tricky questions."

"Charlie brought his A-game, that's for darn sure," Gov. Palin said
after her interview. "That's why it's a good thing I had my Magic
8-Ball with me."

During the interview broadcast on ABC, the Alaska governor was seen
shaking her Magic 8-Ball after each question before responding to Mr.
Gibson.

All in all, Gov. Palin responded to over eighty of the ABC newsman's
questions with only three answers, believed to be a record for a
nationally broadcast interview with a major political figure.

"Terrorists are hell-bent on destroying us," Gov. Palin said no fewer
than nineteen times.

"I believe that America must do what we can to be strong," she said
fifteen times.

"Reply hazy - try again," she said nine times.

Occasionally, she attempted an adlib, usually the word "Charlie," which
she used over one thousand times.

All in all, Gov. Palin said she was "pleased as punch" by her
performance, despite having told Mr. Gibson that the United States
should invade Russia.

When asked by reporters where she got her answer to the Russia question,
Gov. Palin replied, "My Magic 8-Ball got stuck on that one, so I asked God."

On the campaign trail, GOP presidential nominee John McCain said he was
"thrilled" with Gov, Palin's performance, adding that she would be
shipped to Alaska and frozen in a block of ice for the remainder of the
campaign.


From

www.andyborowitz.com

I saw most of it, and although it's humor, this is a surprisingly
accurate portrayal!

No wonder McCain wants to keep her away from a live press conference
attended by major media. I thought her leaning on Lincoln was both sick
and hilarious.

When Gibson asked her how she felt about the Bush Doctrine, I think
it was over. She had obviously never even heard of the Bush Doctrine.
After she fumbled and mumbled through a convoluted non-answer, Gibson
finally took pity and TOLD her what the Bush Doctrine was. Since this
was new information for her, and she hadn't been coached with a
prepared answer, she still couldn't answer the question.

Gibson's whole interview was softer than what even a Larry KIng would
have done, and she still failed miserably. This was total softball
lobbing, and she was stiff as a board form being over-rehearsed.
Cramming for the exam doesn't make you look like you know the subject,
except to someone else who knows even less about the subject.




You'd think after eight years of Bush, even the Republicans would want
to have those in or near the Oval Office to have some working knowledge
of the world as it is. Palin is another doctrinaire nincompoop in the
Bush mold.

I loved Palin's responses about knowledge of Russia (it's over there,
you can see it from Alasaka) and her knowledge of foreign nations (she's
been to Canada).

This woman is an insult to every thinking American. She peaked as mayor
of Wasilla, and didn't even handle that job properly.

But, heck, she loves Jesus and is anti-abortion. Perfect attributes for
a person a heartbeat away from the job as head of state.

I wonder if the McBush team is going to let her hold a no-holds-barred
news conference.

wrote:
On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:20:38 -0400, hk wrote:


wrote:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:10:28 -0400, HK wrote:


Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball in ABC Interview
Offers Three Answers to Eighty Questions

GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin said today that she was
"delighted" with her performance in a much-publicized ABC News interview
with Charlie Gibson and gave credit to her "trusty Magic 8-Ball" for
helping her come up with answers to "some darn tricky questions."

"Charlie brought his A-game, that's for darn sure," Gov. Palin said
after her interview. "That's why it's a good thing I had my Magic
8-Ball with me."

During the interview broadcast on ABC, the Alaska governor was seen
shaking her Magic 8-Ball after each question before responding to Mr.
Gibson.

All in all, Gov. Palin responded to over eighty of the ABC newsman's
questions with only three answers, believed to be a record for a
nationally broadcast interview with a major political figure.

"Terrorists are hell-bent on destroying us," Gov. Palin said no fewer
than nineteen times.

"I believe that America must do what we can to be strong," she said
fifteen times.

"Reply hazy - try again," she said nine times.

Occasionally, she attempted an adlib, usually the word "Charlie," which
she used over one thousand times.

All in all, Gov. Palin said she was "pleased as punch" by her
performance, despite having told Mr. Gibson that the United States
should invade Russia.

When asked by reporters where she got her answer to the Russia question,
Gov. Palin replied, "My Magic 8-Ball got stuck on that one, so I asked God."

On the campaign trail, GOP presidential nominee John McCain said he was
"thrilled" with Gov, Palin's performance, adding that she would be
shipped to Alaska and frozen in a block of ice for the remainder of the
campaign.


From

www.andyborowitz.com

I saw most of it, and although it's humor, this is a surprisingly
accurate portrayal!

No wonder McCain wants to keep her away from a live press conference
attended by major media. I thought her leaning on Lincoln was both sick
and hilarious.


When Gibson asked her how she felt about the Bush Doctrine, I think
it was over. She had obviously never even heard of the Bush Doctrine.
After she fumbled and mumbled through a convoluted non-answer, Gibson
finally took pity and TOLD her what the Bush Doctrine was. Since this
was new information for her, and she hadn't been coached with a
prepared answer, she still couldn't answer the question.

Gibson's whole interview was softer than what even a Larry KIng would
have done, and she still failed miserably. This was total softball
lobbing, and she was stiff as a board form being over-rehearsed.



Cramming for the exam doesn't make you look like you know the subject,
except to someone else who knows even less about the subject.



This is the problem, a big enough segment of the USA is in that category
to tip an election. To those less
informed people who depend on talk radio sound bites for information,
Palin would appear to " Just what
we need in Washington"

On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:22:14 -0400, wrote:

On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:57:19 -0400, Balanced View
wrote:

wrote:
On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:20:38 -0400, hk wrote:


wrote:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:10:28 -0400, HK wrote:


Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball in ABC Interview
Offers Three Answers to Eighty Questions

GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin said today that she was
"delighted" with her performance in a much-publicized ABC News interview
with Charlie Gibson and gave credit to her "trusty Magic 8-Ball" for
helping her come up with answers to "some darn tricky questions."

"Charlie brought his A-game, that's for darn sure," Gov. Palin said
after her interview. "That's why it's a good thing I had my Magic
8-Ball with me."

During the interview broadcast on ABC, the Alaska governor was seen
shaking her Magic 8-Ball after each question before responding to Mr.
Gibson.

All in all, Gov. Palin responded to over eighty of the ABC newsman's
questions with only three answers, believed to be a record for a
nationally broadcast interview with a major political figure.

"Terrorists are hell-bent on destroying us," Gov. Palin said no fewer
than nineteen times.

"I believe that America must do what we can to be strong," she said
fifteen times.

"Reply hazy - try again," she said nine times.

Occasionally, she attempted an adlib, usually the word "Charlie," which
she used over one thousand times.

All in all, Gov. Palin said she was "pleased as punch" by her
performance, despite having told Mr. Gibson that the United States
should invade Russia.

When asked by reporters where she got her answer to the Russia question,
Gov. Palin replied, "My Magic 8-Ball got stuck on that one, so I asked God."

On the campaign trail, GOP presidential nominee John McCain said he was
"thrilled" with Gov, Palin's performance, adding that she would be
shipped to Alaska and frozen in a block of ice for the remainder of the
campaign.


From

www.andyborowitz.com

I saw most of it, and although it's humor, this is a surprisingly
accurate portrayal!

No wonder McCain wants to keep her away from a live press conference
attended by major media. I thought her leaning on Lincoln was both sick
and hilarious.


When Gibson asked her how she felt about the Bush Doctrine, I think
it was over. She had obviously never even heard of the Bush Doctrine.
After she fumbled and mumbled through a convoluted non-answer, Gibson
finally took pity and TOLD her what the Bush Doctrine was. Since this
was new information for her, and she hadn't been coached with a
prepared answer, she still couldn't answer the question.

Gibson's whole interview was softer than what even a Larry KIng would
have done, and she still failed miserably. This was total softball
lobbing, and she was stiff as a board form being over-rehearsed.



Cramming for the exam doesn't make you look like you know the subject,
except to someone else who knows even less about the subject.



This is the problem, a big enough segment of the USA is in that category
to tip an election. To those less
informed people who depend on talk radio sound bites for information,
Palin would appear to " Just what
we need in Washington"


Both parties are well aware of what is known as the "uninformed voter"
demographic. They don't talk about it openly, for obvious reasons, but
it's the largest block of voters.

The real problem is when uniformed voters get elected.

Peter Skelton

wrote in message
...


Both parties are well aware of what is known as the "uninformed voter"
demographic. They don't talk about it openly, for obvious reasons, but
it's the largest block of voters.



the republicans have proven much more adept at exploiting that vote.

it kills me when these fools get on an intone "voters don't want this, they
want to hear about the issues" what bull****
obama is making the same mistake that dukakis, gore and kerry made. they
might respond to attacks but they never make their own
watch this youtube video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnb2IrsU1Cg
it should be an obama ad.

they should be hammering the junkie cindy mccain and her total scumbaggery
in her procuring the drugs, the doctor who wrote he scripts lost his licence
and she had scripts made out in the name of her employees without their
knowledge and despite that she skated due to who her husband was.

make an issue of palin trying to use her position quash the troopergate
investigation, link it to the ay the bush whitehouse has acted and ask "de
we want 4 more years of this?" mccain and palin are fat targets and obama
won't open up on them

i really believe now mccain will win and the dems will get hammered at the
polls for congress.
nancy pelosi is the worst thing ever to happen to the democratic party.