On Sep 11, 7:10*pm, HK wrote:
* Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball in ABC Interview
Offers Three Answers to Eighty Questions

GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin said today that she was
"delighted" with her performance in a much-publicized ABC News interview
with Charlie Gibson and gave credit to her "trusty Magic 8-Ball" for
helping her come up with answers to "some darn tricky questions."


the phone rings at 3 AM 2 weeks after mccain's fatal heart attack

the russians may be launching missiles...pres. palin runs for the 8
ball....

"HK" wrote in message
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Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball in ABC Interview
Offers Three Answers to Eighty Questions

GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin said today that she was
"delighted" with her performance in a much-publicized ABC News interview
with Charlie Gibson and gave credit to her "trusty Magic 8-Ball" for
helping her come up with answers to "some darn tricky questions."

"Charlie brought his A-game, that's for darn sure," Gov. Palin said after
her interview. "That's why it's a good thing I had my Magic 8-Ball with
me."

During the interview broadcast on ABC, the Alaska governor was seen
shaking her Magic 8-Ball after each question before responding to Mr.
Gibson.

All in all, Gov. Palin responded to over eighty of the ABC newsman's
questions with only three answers, believed to be a record for a
nationally broadcast interview with a major political figure.

"Terrorists are hell-bent on destroying us," Gov. Palin said no fewer than
nineteen times.

"I believe that America must do what we can to be strong," she said
fifteen times.

"Reply hazy - try again," she said nine times.

Occasionally, she attempted an adlib, usually the word "Charlie," which
she used over one thousand times.

All in all, Gov. Palin said she was "pleased as punch" by her performance,
despite having told Mr. Gibson that the United States should invade
Russia.

When asked by reporters where she got her answer to the Russia question,
Gov. Palin replied, "My Magic 8-Ball got stuck on that one, so I asked
God."

On the campaign trail, GOP presidential nominee John McCain said he was
"thrilled" with Gov, Palin's performance, adding that she would be shipped
to Alaska and frozen in a block of ice for the remainder of the campaign.


From

www.andyborowitz.com

This post is highly unfair to Magic 8 Balls everywhere. Unlike Saracudda,
Bush, and McInsane, Magic 8 Balls are correct 50% of the time...

Bruce Olin

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Both parties are well aware of what is known as the "uninformed voter"
demographic. They don't talk about it openly, for obvious reasons, but
it's the largest block of voters.



the republicans have proven much more adept at exploiting that vote.

it kills me when these fools get on an intone "voters don't want this, they
want to hear about the issues" what bull****
obama is making the same mistake that dukakis, gore and kerry made. they
might respond to attacks but they never make their own
watch this youtube video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnb2IrsU1Cg
it should be an obama ad.

they should be hammering the junkie cindy mccain and her total scumbaggery
in her procuring the drugs, the doctor who wrote he scripts lost his licence
and she had scripts made out in the name of her employees without their
knowledge and despite that she skated due to who her husband was.

make an issue of palin trying to use her position quash the troopergate
investigation, link it to the ay the bush whitehouse has acted and ask "de
we want 4 more years of this?" mccain and palin are fat targets and obama
won't open up on them

i really believe now mccain will win and the dems will get hammered at the
polls for congress.
nancy pelosi is the worst thing ever to happen to the democratic party.

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..andyborowitz.com


I saw most of it, and although it's humor, this is a surprisingly
accurate portrayal!

What's the difference between Dan Quayle and Sarah Palin? Lipstick.