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a viking funeral
On Sep 8, 11:36 pm, wrote:
On Mon, 8 Sep 2008 23:50:29 GMT, "Steve" wrote: On 7-Sep-2008, wrote: My older daughter was talking about funerals and asked if I had ever considered where I wanted o be buried. I have no idea although the scrubby cemetary on Cedar Key is to my liking. However, what I'd really like is to have me put me in one of my little 12' MiniCup sailboats, douse her with diesel, haul her out beyond the 3 mile limit and set her alight. I bet it'd be illegal. I bet it'd be illegal. Use enough fuel and fertilizer to do it Islam style and they won't find enough pieces to prosecute. If you really want spectacle, fill an RIB (or just a rubber life raft) with acetylene and oxygen at the right mix to burn blue. Then you only need a tea cup of gasoline to get it going but you better be able to light this puppy from pretty far away. I know a crazy friend of mine set off a regular inner tube full in Accokeek and brought the county cops from Clinton. (Md) A 6" balloon sounds like a cherry bomb Excellent idea, I forgot about that one. |
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