On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:50:59 -0400, "Earl of Warwich, Duke of
Cornwall, Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P. Smithers III Esq. LLC,
STP. " wrote:

Since there is no such thing as Corinthian Leather, it could be anything
you want.

Well then - I want it to be...

A hot fudge sunday.

With bananas.

And real whip cream.

And a cherry on top.

Which would make it a banana split, but I'm calling it Corinthian
leather.

Because I can.

You said so.