On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:54:06 -0400, DownTime
wrote:



A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical
island. For twenty years he never sees another human being.

Then one day a beautiful girl with long blond hair, her clothes
half-ripped off, washes up on a piece of driftwood.

He explains to her how he existed for twenty years, digging for clams,
and eating fruits and berries.

She says, "Well, what did you do for love?" He says, "Love? What's that?"

She says, "I'll show you." She shows him. Then she shows him again. Then
she shows him one more time.

When they're finally done, she says, "Well, how do you like love?"

He says, "It's great. But look what you did to my clam digger."


Courtesy of: http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/jokes/digging-clams

p.s. Anyone think this would be funnier if it was a clown who was
stranded on the island?

Would have been funnier if the blond had been a cannibal.

Speaking of which...

Grassopper walks into a bar and orders a whiskey neat.

Bartender says "There's a drink named after you".

The grasshopper says "There's a drink named Steve?"