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On Aug 26, 2:54 pm, DownTime wrote:
A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical
island. For twenty years he never sees another human being.

Then one day a beautiful girl with long blond hair, her clothes
half-ripped off, washes up on a piece of driftwood.

He explains to her how he existed for twenty years, digging for clams,
and eating fruits and berries.

She says, "Well, what did you do for love?" He says, "Love? What's that?"

She says, "I'll show you." She shows him. Then she shows him again. Then
she shows him one more time.

When they're finally done, she says, "Well, how do you like love?"

He says, "It's great. But look what you did to my clam digger."


I had to forward that joke to some people. I normally don't like those
silly "kid" jokes, but that one was funny.