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Why the Law of the Sea has to be the Law of the Jungle?
On Aug 14, 1:09*pm, "Lee Bell" wrote:
They're called Captains or pilots, not drivers. *If they intoxicated, report them. *There are, in fact, laws controlling that very much like those for automobile driers. *There are speed limits posted all over the place and quite a few that apply even when not posted. *On top of it all, there are maximum wake and other requirements you've not bothered to notice. I'll like you to elaborate more on this. Is enforcement as harsh and frequent as on the roads? Are there open container laws? Are there speed limits? And are there wake requirements? Not that I care about the last issue. |
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Why the Law of the Sea has to be the Law of the Jungle?
They're called Captains or pilots, not drivers. If they intoxicated,
report them. There are, in fact, laws controlling that very much like those for automobile driers. There are speed limits posted all over the place and quite a few that apply even when not posted. On top of it all, there are maximum wake and other requirements you've not bothered to notice. I'll like you to elaborate more on this. Is enforcement as harsh and frequent as on the roads? More so in the intracoastal. Every city in S. Florida, plus the Coast Guard, Marine Patol the Fish and Game Commission has boats on the intracoastal enforcing the laws. Are there open container laws? Probably not, if for no other reason, because a lot of the boats, mine, for example, have bars aboard. Having opened containers does not translate into being impaired. There are laws against operating a boat under the influence. They're quite similar to the ones for drivers if you're a civilian. They're must more stringent if you're a licensed captain. Are there speed limits? Yes. How does it happen you have not observed the signs? They're all over the intracoastal. And are there wake requirements? Yes. They're posted in various places along the intracoastal too. Not that I care about the last issue. You might. While my wake probably would not sink you, it would probably make you uncomfortable. Lee |
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Why the Law of the Sea has to be the Law of the Jungle?
the rules of the road inland or at sea say the un powered less
maneuverable vessel has the right of way and the real watch out is on the overtaking vessel. "The Nav Rules are written with the understanding that not all boats can maneuver with the same ease. Therefore, Rule 18 states that certain vessels must keep out of the way of other vessels due to their ability to maneuver. A power driven vessel underway must keep out of the way of the following: o A sailing vessel, under sail only, and vessels propelled by oars or paddles. (Note: when a sailboat has its motor running, it is considered a power driven vessel). o A vessel engaged in fishing, whose fishing equipment restricts its maneuverability. This does not include a sport fisher or party boat and generally means a commercial fishing vessel. o A vessel with restricted maneuverability such as a dredge or tow boat, a boat engaged in work that restricts it to a certain area, or a vessel transferring supplies to another vessel. o A vessel not under command – broken down. Each of these vessels must keep out of the way of the next vessel in the hierarchy. For example, a sailboat must keep out of the way of a vessel engaged in fishing, which in turn must keep out of the way of a vessel with restricted maneuverability. And everyone must keep out of the way of a vessel not under command. " that being said unofficially tonnage rules. or you can decide to get mad and do something about the drunken assholes. this can range from getting a citizen group together or direct action. a granade or a can of white gas with a blasting cap floated in front of a cig boat. sure makes the scum of the water into so much scrap. A nice chain just under the water does a good job as well. I do love the sound of bubbas beer can breaking his tooth. mainly my advice is to get out of the cancer coast and move to a place with humans. here is a link to the inland rules of the road. http://www.navcen.uscg.gov/mwv/navrules/rotr_online.htm read it carefully and don't try to go head to head with a jet ski. however they have side numbers and you can report them and bring charges. PS. in case you didn't notice Lee is a Plexiotomy recipient. |
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Why the Law of the Sea has to be the Law of the Jungle?
On Aug 15, 3:20 am, Two meter troll wrote:
the rules of the road inland or at sea say the un powered less maneuverable vessel has the right of way and the real watch out is on the overtaking vessel. "The Nav Rules are written with the understanding that not all boats can maneuver with the same ease. Therefore, Rule 18 states that certain vessels must keep out of the way of other vessels due to their ability to maneuver. A power driven vessel underway must keep out of the way of the following: o A sailing vessel, under sail only, and vessels propelled by oars or paddles. (Note: when a sailboat has its motor running, it is considered a power driven vessel). o A vessel engaged in fishing, whose fishing equipment restricts its maneuverability. This does not include a sport fisher or party boat and generally means a commercial fishing vessel. o A vessel with restricted maneuverability such as a dredge or tow boat, a boat engaged in work that restricts it to a certain area, or a vessel transferring supplies to another vessel. o A vessel not under command – broken down. Each of these vessels must keep out of the way of the next vessel in the hierarchy. For example, a sailboat must keep out of the way of a vessel engaged in fishing, which in turn must keep out of the way of a vessel with restricted maneuverability. And everyone must keep out of the way of a vessel not under command. " that being said unofficially tonnage rules. or you can decide to get mad and do something about the drunken assholes. this can range from getting a citizen group together or direct action. a granade or a can of white gas with a blasting cap floated in front of a cig boat. sure makes the scum of the water into so much scrap. A nice chain just under the water does a good job as well. I do love the sound of bubbas beer can breaking his tooth. mainly my advice is to get out of the cancer coast and move to a place with humans. here is a link to the inland rules of the road.http://www.navcen.uscg.gov/mwv/navrules/rotr_online.htm read it carefully and don't try to go head to head with a jet ski. however they have side numbers and you can report them and bring charges. PS. in case you didn't notice Lee is a Plexiotomy recipient. In South Florida is a bad idea to be a manatee. So much so that it may become a verb... Suzy wrote: ...so you won’t get manateed, I mean run over. Gus wrote: LOL at that. Oh, I missed that. Maybe it will become and entry in the next Webster’s Dictionary… Manatee (v): to live in South Florida and get run over by motorboats while kayaking, just like manatees. Shark (v): to live in South Florida and own a big superfast motorboat while intimidating others. *** Hey, where's the real place with humans, Alaska, Scandinavia? |
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Why the Law of the Sea has to be the Law of the Jungle?
On Aug 15, 7:21 am, ComandanteBanana
wrote: On Aug 15, 3:20 am, Two meter troll wrote: the rules of the road inland or at sea say the un powered less maneuverable vessel has the right of way and the real watch out is on the overtaking vessel. "The Nav Rules are written with the understanding that not all boats can maneuver with the same ease. Therefore, Rule 18 states that certain vessels must keep out of the way of other vessels due to their ability to maneuver. A power driven vessel underway must keep out of the way of the following: o A sailing vessel, under sail only, and vessels propelled by oars or paddles. (Note: when a sailboat has its motor running, it is considered a power driven vessel). o A vessel engaged in fishing, whose fishing equipment restricts its maneuverability. This does not include a sport fisher or party boat and generally means a commercial fishing vessel. o A vessel with restricted maneuverability such as a dredge or tow boat, a boat engaged in work that restricts it to a certain area, or a vessel transferring supplies to another vessel. o A vessel not under command – broken down. Each of these vessels must keep out of the way of the next vessel in the hierarchy. For example, a sailboat must keep out of the way of a vessel engaged in fishing, which in turn must keep out of the way of a vessel with restricted maneuverability. And everyone must keep out of the way of a vessel not under command. " that being said unofficially tonnage rules. or you can decide to get mad and do something about the drunken assholes. this can range from getting a citizen group together or direct action. a granade or a can of white gas with a blasting cap floated in front of a cig boat. sure makes the scum of the water into so much scrap. A nice chain just under the water does a good job as well. I do love the sound of bubbas beer can breaking his tooth. mainly my advice is to get out of the cancer coast and move to a place with humans. here is a link to the inland rules of the road.http://www.navcen.uscg.gov/mwv/navrules/rotr_online.htm read it carefully and don't try to go head to head with a jet ski. however they have side numbers and you can report them and bring charges. PS. in case you didn't notice Lee is a Plexiotomy recipient. In South Florida is a bad idea to be a manatee. So much so that it may become a verb... Suzy wrote: ...so you won’t get manateed, I mean run over. Gus wrote: LOL at that. Oh, I missed that. Maybe it will become and entry in the next Webster’s Dictionary… Manatee (v): to live in South Florida and get run over by motorboats while kayaking, just like manatees. Shark (v): to live in South Florida and own a big superfast motorboat while intimidating others. *** Hey, where's the real place with humans, Alaska, Scandinavia? any place where you get actual sailors. I worked the gulf for a while and was on the whole unimpressed. what i observed was a total lack of licensing, no familiarity with either inland or international rules of the road, skill levels in boat handling and navigations somewhere around those of a brain damaged squid, drunkenness at the helm, no enforcement at all, trash all over the place, a disregard for every one else on or in the water, and an over whelming attitude that folks don't actually have to follow any rules. In short; Bubbas (I cant actually think of anything that acts as slovenly and boorish as the majority of southern boaters). Take your pick go north or south east or west from the cancer coast and you soon get a higher proportion of humans to Bubbas. |
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Why the Law of the Sea has to be the Law of the Jungle?
In article ,
Two meter troll wrote: On Aug 15, 7:21 am, ComandanteBanana wrote: On Aug 15, 3:20 am, Two meter troll wrote: Hey, where's the real place with humans, Alaska, Scandinavia? any place where you get actual sailors. I worked the gulf for a while and was on the whole unimpressed. what i observed was a total lack of licensing, no familiarity with either inland or international rules of the road, skill levels in boat handling and navigations somewhere around those of a brain damaged squid, drunkenness at the helm, no enforcement at all, trash all over the place, a disregard for every one else on or in the water, and an over whelming attitude that folks don't actually have to follow any rules. In short; Bubbas (I cant actually think of anything that acts as slovenly and boorish as the majority of southern boaters). In Scandinavia the greater Oslo Fjord area is like this. Sheltered waters, lots of yuppies with daddys gofast-boat; as you call them ; "bubbas" with cabin cruisers, and rich drunkards with cigar boats. The first day of main holiday you can barely get through on the VHF ch 16 because of all the disaster messages. Fortunatly, the vast majority of damage is self-inflicted. [1] This territory is sharply defined as the coastal waters from Mandal (just west of Kristiansand) to just south of Smogen. These are a sheltered morass of crisscrossing small fjords, and except for finding the shallows and rocks (with the boaters are very good at), there is no real challenge in navigating. West and north of this area there is a whole different culture. Same for Denmark. There is far between ports, you need to handle the weather. The larger fjords make excellent wind and wave tunnels; you can have a storm at the center, and total calm on land. You have to handle stretches where navigation can be an issue; e.g. finding the little ports in between all the rocks. I put the good seamanship in most of Sweden up to the fact that it is the most well organised place on the planet. Take your pick go north or south east or west from the cancer coast and you soon get a higher proportion of humans to Bubbas. -- mrr [1] But the story of the motor torpedo boat that ran aground and killed a cow is true. It actually happened twice, in 1954 and again in the 1970s. The first cow was almost cut in half, the second one died of a heart attack. The Navy has "improved the charts" a lot by finding shallows and rocks noone has know about. They are very good at finding them at 40 knots as well. |
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Why the Law of the Sea has to be the Law of the Jungle?
On Aug 19, 3:43*pm, Morten Reistad wrote:
In article , Two meter troll wrote: On Aug 15, 7:21 am, ComandanteBanana wrote: On Aug 15, 3:20 am, Two meter troll wrote: Hey, where's the real place with humans, Alaska, Scandinavia? any place where you get actual sailors. I worked the gulf for a while and was on the whole unimpressed. what i observed was a total lack of licensing, no familiarity with either inland or international rules of the road, skill levels in boat handling and navigations somewhere around those of a brain damaged squid, drunkenness at the helm, no enforcement at all, trash all over the place, a disregard for every one else on or in the water, and an over whelming attitude that folks don't actually have to follow any rules. * In short; Bubbas (I cant actually think of anything that acts as slovenly and boorish as the majority of southern boaters). In Scandinavia the greater Oslo Fjord area is like this. Sheltered waters, lots of yuppies with daddys gofast-boat; as you call them ; "bubbas" with cabin cruisers, and rich drunkards with cigar boats. The first day of main holiday you can barely get through on the VHF ch 16 because of all the disaster messages. Fortunatly, the vast majority of damage is self-inflicted. [1] When I was in Norway in 2000 everything looked good and unpolluted, but I noticed you were being fed too many American TV shows. I guess what happened is that some people bought into the "American dream" (those who could afford it anyway), and started doing like in the series "Miami Vice." But I assure you, that those cigarette boats do pollute, and leave a trail of garbage while terrorizing kayakers and other civilized people. |
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Why the Law of the Sea has to be the Law of the Jungle?
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KingOfTheApes wrote: On Aug 19, 3:43*pm, Morten Reistad wrote: In article , Two meter troll wrote: On Aug 15, 7:21 am, ComandanteBanana wrote: On Aug 15, 3:20 am, Two meter troll wrote: Hey, where's the real place with humans, Alaska, Scandinavia? any place where you get actual sailors. I worked the gulf for a while and was on the whole unimpressed. what i observed was a total lack of licensing, no familiarity with either inland or international rules of the road, skill levels in boat handling and navigations somewhere around those of a brain damaged squid, drunkenness at the helm, no enforcement at all, trash all over the place, a disregard for every one else on or in the water, and an over whelming attitude that folks don't actually have to follow any rules. * In short; Bubbas (I cant actually think of anything that acts as slovenly and boorish as the majority of southern boaters). In Scandinavia the greater Oslo Fjord area is like this. Sheltered waters, lots of yuppies with daddys gofast-boat; as you call them ; "bubbas" with cabin cruisers, and rich drunkards with cigar boats. The first day of main holiday you can barely get through on the VHF ch 16 because of all the disaster messages. Fortunatly, the vast majority of damage is self-inflicted. [1] When I was in Norway in 2000 everything looked good and unpolluted, but I noticed you were being fed too many American TV shows. Garbage TV is the same everywhere. I guess what happened is that some people bought into the "American dream" (those who could afford it anyway), and started doing like in No, we don't have much of the industrial pollution. Rules for the oil industry are strict; and the plants tend to have localised pollution, and are put in some desolate place between steep mountains. The cruise ships don't go to those fjords. They even put back some water in the waterfalls for the tourists to watch. Normally any waterfall of any size would have been put in pipes to make hydropower. the series "Miami Vice." But I assure you, that those cigarette boats do pollute, and leave a trail of garbage while terrorizing kayakers and other civilized people. Nowadays, we MAKE a lot of those boats. And the Swedes make a lot of the engines. Also sold in America. The entrepreneurs among us saw Miami Vice, and thought "I can make those cheaper and better". -- mrr |
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