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a "Real" man smells like...........
On Aug 9, 12:20 am, Larry wrote:
wrote in news:c18ece5c-08b3-4e11-86c9-6f1f271afc86 @l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com: I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up. Later........ My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil. Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you? Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne? Me: For who? Her: Me, you idiot. Me: You dont think this smell is masculine? Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on some cologne. Me, huh?..........OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ Best post of anyone, all night..... I used to be married to one who liked me all slippery and sweaty. She'd be standing there in the cool kitchen window watching me mow the back 40 in the 100 degree heat. I'd come in exhausted from all the yard work and she'd be rarin' ta go! What could I do? It was rarely that anything excited her, especially about me. I certainly wasn't gonna miss that opportunity! Some times I'd mow that damned lawn 3 times a week, just because I was horny! Women never seem to get turned on by the smell of an old hardware store, oils and WD-40 like men do. I never figured her out....no "service manual" for reference, either! I asked the priest that married us if the Vatican was going to mail me the user and service manuals, as we were signing the contracts. He looked shocked, but said I'd never figure her out, anyways. He was right..... Nothing's more masculine than diesel fuel on your hands..... Old Spice! |
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