My sole purpose in life now is to expose your lies.
You have back problems, at least it didn't change your sexual orientation.
A friend of mines daughter was married to a South African skydiving fanatic.
He was an instructor and followed the seasons from the Northeast (Rhode
Island) to Florida (Deland). She had several hundred jumps.
They divorced a few years ago, now she is in a lesbian relationship where
both partners have been artificially inseminated and have young babies.