You might be a Taliban if...

12. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
beer.

11. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.

10. You have more wives than teeth.

9. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
"unclean."

8. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

7. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

6. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.

5. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.

4. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your
cave."

3. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least one.

2. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

And the Number 1 reason you might be a Taliban:

1. If you've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Plays With Morons writes:

You might be a Taliban if...

Post political rants in a newsgroup dedicated to boating?

--
Martin Schöön "Problems worthy of attack
show their worth by hitting back."
Piet Hein

On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:07:44 +0100,

Plays With Morons writes:

You might be a Taliban if...

Post political rants in a newsgroup dedicated to boating?

I have seen the terrorist, and he is us.
But when I look deeply into my soul, I see the boat within.
Then I get seasick.

--Vic

ps. Had to delete your name with the oomlats or whatever they are.
Agent said it couldn't handle the charset (American English) I've
established, and I didn't want to tinker with settings.
Never happened before. Odd.