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....for the next president of the United States in about 20 minutes.
The long national nightmare of George W. Bush is almost over. With luck and prayers, we will make it until January of next year and will be able to start undoing some of the horrific damage Bush has inflicted upon this nation and the world. |
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On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:50:12 -0500, HK wrote:
...for the next president of the United States in about 20 minutes. The long national nightmare of George W. Bush is almost over. With luck and prayers, we will make it until January of next year and will be able to start undoing some of the horrific damage Bush has inflicted upon this nation and the world. 22 Ways to be a Good Democrat... 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by Soccer moms driving SUV's. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7 . You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal Funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it is against certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G..Bell 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked any where it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belongs in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and Manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States . 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, Right Wing Conspiracy. 22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day .........but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.' Ready to vote??? |
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JimH wrote:
"HK" wrote in message ... ...for the next president of the United States in about 20 minutes. The long national nightmare of George W. Bush is almost over. With luck and prayers, we will make it until January of next year and will be able to start undoing some of the horrific damage Bush has inflicted upon this nation and the world. Nice troll. Let's see how many bites you get. ;-) That's not a troll; it's a prayer. |
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On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:50:12 -0500, HK wrote:
...for the next president of the United States in about 20 minutes. Here - take your campaign sign with you. http://www.swsports.org/images/Pictures/bros.gif |
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On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:36:47 GMT, (Tom) wrote: On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:50:12 -0500, HK wrote: ...for the next president of the United States in about 20 minutes. The long national nightmare of George W. Bush is almost over. With luck and prayers, we will make it until January of next year and will be able to start undoing some of the horrific damage Bush has inflicted upon this nation and the world. 22 Ways to be a Good Democrat... 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by Soccer moms driving SUV's. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. 7 . You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal Funding. 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only. 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it is against certain parts of the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G..Bell 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not. 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person. 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked any where it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge. 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belongs in the White House. 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and Manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal. 20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States . 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, Right Wing Conspiracy. 22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day .........but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.' Ready to vote??? -- John H |
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On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:51:23 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote: On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:50:12 -0500, HK wrote: ...for the next president of the United States in about 20 minutes. Here - take your campaign sign with you. http://www.swsports.org/images/Pictures/bros.gif Also good! -- John H |
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On Feb 12, 7:27*pm, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:51:23 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:50:12 -0500, HK wrote: ...for the next president of the United States in about 20 minutes. Here - take your campaign sign with you. http://www.swsports.org/images/Pictures/bros.gif Also good! -- John H I like this one better http://www.tshirthell.com/store/prod...?productid=927 My kid wants one for school.. The kids are allowed to make statements, on both sides except of course that one class where the teach is a typical loonie left bully... |
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On Feb 12, 7:45*pm, HK wrote:
wrote: On Feb 12, 7:27 pm, John H. wrote: On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:51:23 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:50:12 -0500, HK wrote: ...for the next president of the United States in about 20 minutes. Here - take your campaign sign with you. http://www.swsports.org/images/Pictures/bros.gif Also good! -- John H I like this one better http://www.tshirthell.com/store/prod...?productid=927 My kid wants one for school.. The kids are allowed to make statements, on both sides except of course that one class where the teach is a typical loonie left bully... This one is more accurate: http://tinyurl.com/382m2m- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You know Harry, you constantly show a lack of imagination. Years ago when I was here, you seemed much more clever, or maybe I have just heard your jive to many times... |
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On Feb 12, 7:45 pm, HK wrote: wrote: On Feb 12, 7:27 pm, John H. wrote: On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:51:23 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:50:12 -0500, HK wrote: ...for the next president of the United States in about 20 minutes. Here - take your campaign sign with you. http://www.swsports.org/images/Pictures/bros.gif Also good! -- John H I like this one better http://www.tshirthell.com/store/prod...?productid=927 My kid wants one for school.. The kids are allowed to make statements, on both sides except of course that one class where the teach is a typical loonie left bully... This one is more accurate: http://tinyurl.com/382m2m- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You know Harry, you constantly show a lack of imagination. Years ago when I was here, you seemed much more clever, or maybe I have just heard your jive to many times... When you post something clever, I'll be glad to expend effort on the response. |
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