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I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9


Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.



* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.








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HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9


Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.



* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.


I do have to agree, that does look like the most redneck photo I have
ever seen. Rednecks always love to drink some Budweiser and shot beer
cans. Were you sitting on the trailer porch when you shoot stumpy and
the beer cans?

I noticed that there are also leghold animal traps in the photo, do you
feed them your food scraps before or after setting the traps?







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I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9


Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger, but
he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.



* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.








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On Jan 7, 11:29*am, HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9

Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.

* * * Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** * *The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.

--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over


You sure were right about your photography skills. That picture is
superb! You've always told everyone here you are the best at
everything! And don't worry, we all know you wouldn't stoop so low so
as to have a beer with your friends. Your taste is much to refined!
Speaking of being refined, do you get to use those torturous animal
leg traps much?
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On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9

Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.

* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.

--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over


You sure were right about your photography skills. That picture is
superb! You've always told everyone here you are the best at
everything! And don't worry, we all know you wouldn't stoop so low so
as to have a beer with your friends. Your taste is much to refined!
Speaking of being refined, do you get to use those torturous animal
leg traps much?



It's a snapshot of a tree stump, dumfoch. And even though it is
"Stumpy," it still is only a snapshot of a tree stump. Maybe I should
spend an hour photoshopping it into a picture of your house?

Where do you see animal leg traps? Other than the beer cans, the only
visible metal in that photo is on the right hand side, where you can
(barely) see the remnants of some small revolving targets previously
blasted to "smithers-reens." Why would you think those are animal traps?
From a photo in your ""Book of Concrete Engineering"?


I don't drink Miller Lite. Period. It's ****y beer.


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HK wrote:
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On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9

Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.

* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.

--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over


You sure were right about your photography skills. That picture is
superb! You've always told everyone here you are the best at
everything! And don't worry, we all know you wouldn't stoop so low so
as to have a beer with your friends. Your taste is much to refined!
Speaking of being refined, do you get to use those torturous animal
leg traps much?



It's a snapshot of a tree stump, dumfoch. And even though it is
"Stumpy," it still is only a snapshot of a tree stump. Maybe I should
spend an hour photoshopping it into a picture of your house?

Where do you see animal leg traps? Other than the beer cans, the only
visible metal in that photo is on the right hand side, where you can
(barely) see the remnants of some small revolving targets previously
blasted to "smithers-reens." Why would you think those are animal traps?
From a photo in your ""Book of Concrete Engineering"?


I don't drink Miller Lite. Period. It's ****y beer.


Harry,
You need to keep a list of those people you are supposed to have in your
bozo bin. Remember, Loogy is in your Bozo Bin.


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On Jan 7, 1:26*pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.


Here he is...


http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9


Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**


Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there..
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.


* * * Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.


** * *The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.


--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over


You sure were right about your photography skills. That picture is
superb! You've always told everyone here you are the best at
everything! And don't worry, we all know you wouldn't stoop so low so
as to have a beer with your friends. Your taste is much to refined!
Speaking of being refined, do you get to use those torturous animal
leg traps much?


It's a snapshot of a tree stump, dumfoch. And even though it is
"Stumpy," it still is only a snapshot of a tree stump. Maybe I should
spend an hour photoshopping it into a picture of your house?

Where do you see animal leg traps? Other than the beer cans, the only
visible metal in that photo is on the right hand side, where you can
(barely) see the remnants of some small revolving targets previously
blasted to "smithers-reens." Why would you think those are animal traps?
*From a photo in your ""Book of Concrete Engineering"?

I don't drink Miller Lite. Period. It's ****y beer.- Hide quoted text -

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Your childish name calling certainly says a lot about your
credibility. Why are you so worked up over the fact that I know more
about concrete than you, or most anyone here, as well as other aspects
of structural engineering? Did you get that from your "Book of Lobster
Boats"?
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On Jan 7, 1:26 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.
Here he is...
http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9
Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**
Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.
* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.
** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.
--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over
You sure were right about your photography skills. That picture is
superb! You've always told everyone here you are the best at
everything! And don't worry, we all know you wouldn't stoop so low so
as to have a beer with your friends. Your taste is much to refined!
Speaking of being refined, do you get to use those torturous animal
leg traps much?

It's a snapshot of a tree stump, dumfoch. And even though it is
"Stumpy," it still is only a snapshot of a tree stump. Maybe I should
spend an hour photoshopping it into a picture of your house?

Where do you see animal leg traps? Other than the beer cans, the only
visible metal in that photo is on the right hand side, where you can
(barely) see the remnants of some small revolving targets previously
blasted to "smithers-reens." Why would you think those are animal traps?
From a photo in your ""Book of Concrete Engineering"?

I don't drink Miller Lite. Period. It's ****y beer.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -



Your childish name calling certainly says a lot about your
credibility. Why are you so worked up over the fact that I know more
about concrete than you, or most anyone here, as well as other aspects
of structural engineering? Did you get that from your "Book of Lobster
Boats"?



You know, I let you out of the dumpster to see if you had stopped
behaving like the class idiot, but I see I was premature.

You accused me of having animal leg traps based on what? Your stupidity.
There are no traps on the site. What you presumed were traps are nothing
more than busted old spinning targets. Ergo, you don't know your ass
from a chuck of busted metal. Why would you think they were traps?

I've never seen the slightest bit of evidence you know anything about
concrete or structural engineering or, in fact, much of anything else.
You're little more than an obstreperous little a**hole.

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On Jan 7, 2:08*pm, HK wrote:
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On Jan 7, 1:26 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.
Here he is...
http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9
Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**
Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though.. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.
* * * Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head..
** * *The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.
--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over
You sure were right about your photography skills. That picture is
superb! You've always told everyone here you are the best at
everything! And don't worry, we all know you wouldn't stoop so low so
as to have a beer with your friends. Your taste is much to refined!
Speaking of being refined, do you get to use those torturous animal
leg traps much?
It's a snapshot of a tree stump, dumfoch. And even though it is
"Stumpy," it still is only a snapshot of a tree stump. Maybe I should
spend an hour photoshopping it into a picture of your house?


Where do you see animal leg traps? Other than the beer cans, the only
visible metal in that photo is on the right hand side, where you can
(barely) see the remnants of some small revolving targets previously
blasted to "smithers-reens." Why would you think those are animal traps?
*From a photo in your ""Book of Concrete Engineering"?


I don't drink Miller Lite. Period. It's ****y beer.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Your childish name calling certainly says a lot about your
credibility. Why are you so worked up over the fact that I know more
about concrete than you, or most anyone here, as well as other aspects
of structural engineering? Did you get that from your "Book of Lobster
Boats"?


You know, I let you out of the dumpster to see if you had stopped
behaving like the class idiot, but I see I was premature.

You accused me of having animal leg traps based on what? Your stupidity.
There are no traps on the site. What you presumed were traps are nothing
more than busted old spinning targets. Ergo, you don't know your ass
from a chuck of busted metal. Why would you think they were traps?

I've never seen the slightest bit of evidence you know anything about
concrete or structural engineering or, in fact, much of anything else.
You're little more than an obstreperous little a**hole.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Awe, your childish name calling is cute! My eight year old does that
sometimes when he's frustrated from being stupid. I also accused you
of telling people here that you had a lobster boat, you haven't
mentioned that.
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On Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:08:15 -0500, HK wrote:

wrote:
On Jan 7, 1:26 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.
Here he is...
http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9
Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**
Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.
* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.
** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.
--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over
You sure were right about your photography skills. That picture is
superb! You've always told everyone here you are the best at
everything! And don't worry, we all know you wouldn't stoop so low so
as to have a beer with your friends. Your taste is much to refined!
Speaking of being refined, do you get to use those torturous animal
leg traps much?
It's a snapshot of a tree stump, dumfoch. And even though it is
"Stumpy," it still is only a snapshot of a tree stump. Maybe I should
spend an hour photoshopping it into a picture of your house?

Where do you see animal leg traps? Other than the beer cans, the only
visible metal in that photo is on the right hand side, where you can
(barely) see the remnants of some small revolving targets previously
blasted to "smithers-reens." Why would you think those are animal traps?
From a photo in your ""Book of Concrete Engineering"?

I don't drink Miller Lite. Period. It's ****y beer.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -



Your childish name calling certainly says a lot about your
credibility. Why are you so worked up over the fact that I know more
about concrete than you, or most anyone here, as well as other aspects
of structural engineering? Did you get that from your "Book of Lobster
Boats"?



You know, I let you out of the dumpster to see if you had stopped
behaving like the class idiot, but I see I was premature.


You know, that was cute!

Hey Doug! Did you catch that? It was really cute.


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