Our Friend Stumpy
 

I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9


Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.



* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.








--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over

Our Friend Stumpy
 

"HK" wrote in message
. ..
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9


Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger, but
he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.



* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.








--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over
How's your shoulder doing Quick draw?

Our Friend Stumpy
 

HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9


Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.



* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.

I do have to agree, that does look like the most redneck photo I have
ever seen. Rednecks always love to drink some Budweiser and shot beer
cans. Were you sitting on the trailer porch when you shoot stumpy and
the beer cans?

I noticed that there are also leghold animal traps in the photo, do you
feed them your food scraps before or after setting the traps?

Our Friend Stumpy
 

On Jan 7, 11:29*am, HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9

Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.

* * * Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** * *The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.

--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over

You sure were right about your photography skills. That picture is
superb! You've always told everyone here you are the best at
everything! And don't worry, we all know you wouldn't stoop so low so
as to have a beer with your friends. Your taste is much to refined!
Speaking of being refined, do you get to use those torturous animal
leg traps much?

Our Friend Stumpy
 

"HK" wrote in message
. ..
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9



Are you......an Asian tourist? That is a picture of a tree stump.

Our Friend Stumpy
 

wrote:
On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9

Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.

* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.

--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over

You sure were right about your photography skills. That picture is
superb! You've always told everyone here you are the best at
everything! And don't worry, we all know you wouldn't stoop so low so
as to have a beer with your friends. Your taste is much to refined!
Speaking of being refined, do you get to use those torturous animal
leg traps much?


It's a snapshot of a tree stump, dumfoch. And even though it is
"Stumpy," it still is only a snapshot of a tree stump. Maybe I should
spend an hour photoshopping it into a picture of your house?

Where do you see animal leg traps? Other than the beer cans, the only
visible metal in that photo is on the right hand side, where you can
(barely) see the remnants of some small revolving targets previously
blasted to "smithers-reens." Why would you think those are animal traps?
From a photo in your ""Book of Concrete Engineering"?


I don't drink Miller Lite. Period. It's ****y beer.

Our Friend Stumpy
 

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9



Are you......an Asian tourist? That is a picture of a tree stump.




He's been with us, so to speak, for about four years. We got tired of
referring to it as "the stump," or "that damned stump," so last year we
named him Stumpy.

Stumpy is one damned tough stump. When we actually have the drain field
dug, he'll have to go, but until then...he's Stumpy.

Stumpy is exactly 25 yards from the edge of the gravel drive, so he
makes a perfect holder for targets of various kinds. There's a couple of
cords of firewood stacked high some yards behind Stumpy that act as a
backstop.

--
George W. Bush - the 43rd Best President Ever!

Our Friend Stumpy
 

HK wrote:
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9



Are you......an Asian tourist? That is a picture of a tree stump.



He's been with us, so to speak, for about four years. We got tired of
referring to it as "the stump," or "that damned stump," so last year we
named him Stumpy.

Stumpy is one damned tough stump. When we actually have the drain field
dug, he'll have to go, but until then...he's Stumpy.

Stumpy is exactly 25 yards from the edge of the gravel drive, so he
makes a perfect holder for targets of various kinds. There's a couple of
cords of firewood stacked high some yards behind Stumpy that act as a
backstop.


You know you what they say, "Every picture tells a story" this photo
says a lot about you. ;)

Our Friend Stumpy
 

HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9

Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there.
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.

* Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.

--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over

You sure were right about your photography skills. That picture is
superb! You've always told everyone here you are the best at
everything! And don't worry, we all know you wouldn't stoop so low so
as to have a beer with your friends. Your taste is much to refined!
Speaking of being refined, do you get to use those torturous animal
leg traps much?


It's a snapshot of a tree stump, dumfoch. And even though it is
"Stumpy," it still is only a snapshot of a tree stump. Maybe I should
spend an hour photoshopping it into a picture of your house?

Where do you see animal leg traps? Other than the beer cans, the only
visible metal in that photo is on the right hand side, where you can
(barely) see the remnants of some small revolving targets previously
blasted to "smithers-reens." Why would you think those are animal traps?
From a photo in your ""Book of Concrete Engineering"?


I don't drink Miller Lite. Period. It's ****y beer.

Harry,
You need to keep a list of those people you are supposed to have in your
bozo bin. Remember, Loogy is in your Bozo Bin.

Our Friend Stumpy
 

On Jan 7, 1:26*pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jan 7, 11:29 am, HK wrote:
I mentioned I took a photo yesterday of our friend Stumpy.

Here he is...

http://tinyurl.com/2uwsu9

Stumpy is the last remaining stump in our future drain field.* He has
survived about four years of heavy gunfire. He used to be much larger,
but he's been shot about a zillion times. There's a pretty decent sized
Chunk'o'Stumpy on the ground there, the result of automatic fire from a
real "assault" weapon.**

Oh. The beer cans. Miller Lite empties from the last barbecue out there..
No drinking allowed in conjunction with shooting. Not my cans, though. I
wouldn't drink a Miller Lite if I were stranded on the Mojave Desert.

* * * Stumpy is the stump under the chunk'o'fire wood on his head.

** * *The guy who owns it has the proper licenses.

--
George W. Bush - The Nightmare is Almost Over

You sure were right about your photography skills. That picture is
superb! You've always told everyone here you are the best at
everything! And don't worry, we all know you wouldn't stoop so low so
as to have a beer with your friends. Your taste is much to refined!
Speaking of being refined, do you get to use those torturous animal
leg traps much?

It's a snapshot of a tree stump, dumfoch. And even though it is
"Stumpy," it still is only a snapshot of a tree stump. Maybe I should
spend an hour photoshopping it into a picture of your house?

Where do you see animal leg traps? Other than the beer cans, the only
visible metal in that photo is on the right hand side, where you can
(barely) see the remnants of some small revolving targets previously
blasted to "smithers-reens." Why would you think those are animal traps?
*From a photo in your ""Book of Concrete Engineering"?

I don't drink Miller Lite. Period. It's ****y beer.- Hide quoted text -

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Your childish name calling certainly says a lot about your
credibility. Why are you so worked up over the fact that I know more
about concrete than you, or most anyone here, as well as other aspects
of structural engineering? Did you get that from your "Book of Lobster
Boats"?