BAR wrote:
HK wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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Not a concern. It is the Republicans who will depending upon the
short yellow bus voter next year, and "Mike" has a reserved seat
on that vehicle.


My prediction, for what it's worth, (which isn't much) is as follows:

Mike Huckabee will be the Republican nominee.


Gosh, I hope so! What a simple-minded rube he is. We're living in a
world made far more dangerous by having a president who knew and
knows nothing about world policy/affairs, and you think the
Republicans will nominate another world policy/affairs numnutz?
Maybe he'll learn a little about Pakistan sometime soon.

Jeeze, I wish you'd get some new material, just to make it
interesting a least. Your writers on strike also?

Eisboch :-)





What do you want me to post? That Huckabee's a nice guy? He seems to
be a nice guy. He ought to be a pastor again.


Hillary should go back to Arkansas and bake cookies.

Obama should go back to Chicago and do some more illegal land deals.

Edwards should go back to North Carolina and chase some more ambulances.



It's the liberals. It's the ACLU. It's Clinton. It's Monica. It's the
"climate of permissiveness". It's France. It's the liberal media. It's
Clinton's dick. It's Hillary. We never could have known they'd fly
planes into buildings. "No actionable intelligence". They didn't tell us
to do anything. O'Neill's lying. Clarke's lying. General Shinseki's
lying. The Union of Concerned Scientists is lying. Our own weapons
inspector David Kay's lying. Wilson's lying. John Dean's lying. Newsweek
lied! CBS lied! Everyone's lying but us. We had to lie. We never lied.

Plame outed herself. Her husband outed her. The liberals outed her. No
one outed her, since everyone already knew her covert identity. Rove had
nothing to do with it. No comment.

It's the libs trying to pull Schiavo's feeding tube. It doesn't matter
that DeLay pulled his own dad's feeding tube. "Culture of life". It's
Janet Jackson's boobs; it's the Statue of Justice's boobs. Reading the
news might cloud my judgment. It's the "decade our government...blinded
itself to our enemies". It's the homosexuals wanting to marry. "Restore
honor and dignity to the White House". A decision to go to war wasn't a
decision to go to war. "No actionable intelligence". It's the pledge of
allegiance. They're taking God out of America. Osama didn't tell us
when, how, where, and by what means he'd attack, and he didn't leave a
forwarding address. The 9/11 panel is biased against us. Saddam = Al
Qaida. Saddam = Al Qaida.

Chalabi's an honorable man and I believe everything he says about WMDs.
Chalabi's a crook and he passed secrets to Iran. Chalabi's the liberals'
fault because they didn't shoot us when we started using his
"intelligence". Chalabi? I don't know any 'Chalabi'!

It's just a few dead-enders. They'll be gone when we capture Saddam.
They'll be gone when we capture Saddam's sons. They'll be gone when we
hand over "sovereignty". They'll be gone when Iraq has elections.
They'll be gone in 12 years. They'll never be gone.

We fight them in London so we don't have to fight them, er, uh, well,
can't get fooled again!

Bolton didn't lie! He just knowingly gave incorrect answers under oath.

Aw, so what's another ISLAMIC STATE in the mideast? It's not like Bush
has made it a home for terrorists or anything!

No one could have anticipated that a category 5 hurricane aimed directly
at New Orleans would have destroyed it! No one could have anticipated
that they might need federal assistance quickly! Of course no one's in
charge of accepting the generous aid offered by other nations -- isn't
that the mayor's responsibility? Being a judging supervisor for the
Arabian Horse Association is ample experience to head FEMA! It's the
mayor's fault! It's the governor's fault! It's Howard Dean's fault! It's
CBS's fault! It's the Monica Crime! Ted Kennedy killed Mary Jo! Libtards
killed Terry Schiavo! Wah! Wahhhhhhh!

It's all these former staffers hawking their books. Money never
corrupted anyone. "I'm a uniter, not a divider!" It's the stem cells.
It's the feminazis, the intellectual elitists, and the ecoterrorists.

It's Cthulhu. It's the martians.



(From lots'o'places on the 'net)


It's anyone but Bush.