On Dec 14, 9:30 pm, " JimH" ask wrote:
"John H." wrote in message

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I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

--
John H

Too bad you and your grandpa had to make fun of others based on how they
looked without seeking out their potentials.- Hide quoted text -

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Oh good God, Jim, give it a freakin' break. Go use your son and
daughter to inflate your ego some more.

On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:54:06 -0800 (PST), wrote:

On Dec 14, 9:30 pm, " JimH" ask wrote:
"John H." wrote in message

...





I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

--
John H

Too bad you and your grandpa had to make fun of others based on how they
looked without seeking out their potentials.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Oh good God, Jim, give it a freakin' break. Go use your son and
daughter to inflate your ego some more.

I'm still waiting for him to tell me where the 'grandpa' came from!

On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 16:26:06 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:


On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:54:06 -0800 (PST), wrote:

Oh good God, Jim, give it a freakin' break. Go use your son and
daughter to inflate your ego some more.



Hey Booger, how goes it?

Too bad you don't take pride in your children's accomplishments. I sure do.

How was your pot crop this year? Did you have enough to share with the
family?


Hey Hertvik!

I sure hope you've been paying attention to the information I've been
providing on Marine bonuses, reenlistment, promotions, and MOS's.

Around 12/16/2007 1:04 PM, John H. wrote:

I'm still waiting for him to tell me where the 'grandpa' came from!


Well, you see John, when a great-grandpa and a great-grandma love each
other very much...




Couldn't resist, sorry.


--
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"There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing
as simply messing about in boats." -- Kenneth Grahame
~~ Ventis secundis, tene cursum ~~

On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:49:55 -0800, Garth Almgren
wrote:

Around 12/16/2007 1:04 PM, John H. wrote:

I'm still waiting for him to tell me where the 'grandpa' came from!


Well, you see John, when a great-grandpa and a great-grandma love each
other very much...




Couldn't resist, sorry.

Not bad, not bad.

On Dec 14, 6:58 pm, John H. wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

--
John H

I heard it back in the 70's but it was a dirty old hairy hippie in the
cafe' and the guy had done a gorilla.. But I did not catch it till the
punch line which I giggled through as I told my wife...

On Dec 16, 4:26 pm, " JimH" ask wrote:
On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:54:06 -0800 (PST), wrote:

Oh good God, Jim, give it a freakin' break. Go use your son and
daughter to inflate your ego some more.

Hey Booger, how goes it?

Too bad you don't take pride in your children's accomplishments. I sure do.

How was your pot crop this year? Did you have enough to share with the
family?

Typical of an idiot. Listen, you low life little **** head, if you
have ANY evidence of me growing pot, using pot, sharing pot, then
cough it up, or shut your sissy mouth. Got it?
I take pride in my children's accomplishments. But my ego is just fine
without having to post those accomplishments here. Do you consider
learning to dig ditches and MAYBE running a bulldozer such an amazing
accomplishment that you need to post it to a newsgroup that has
nothing to DO with that? Hell, I was running equipment on the farm
when I was in my early teens!

wrote:
On Dec 16, 4:26 pm, " JimH" ask wrote:
On Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:54:06 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Oh good God, Jim, give it a freakin' break. Go use your son and
daughter to inflate your ego some more.
Hey Booger, how goes it?

Too bad you don't take pride in your children's accomplishments. I sure do.

How was your pot crop this year? Did you have enough to share with the
family?

Typical of an idiot. Listen, you low life little **** head, if you
have ANY evidence of me growing pot, using pot, sharing pot, then
cough it up, or shut your sissy mouth. Got it?
I take pride in my children's accomplishments. But my ego is just fine
without having to post those accomplishments here. Do you consider
learning to dig ditches and MAYBE running a bulldozer such an amazing
accomplishment that you need to post it to a newsgroup that has
nothing to DO with that? Hell, I was running equipment on the farm
when I was in my early teens!

Sally's not happy today.

On Dec 14, 6:58 pm, John H. wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

--
John H

lol! Talk about quick wit. What did he say in return?

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On Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:58:22 -0500, John H.
wrote:

I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Thanks.