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John H. December 14th 07 11:58 PM

Humor...OT
 
I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

--
John H

HK December 15th 07 12:36 AM

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John H. wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."



Now that is funny...

Tim December 15th 07 01:18 AM

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On Dec 14, 5:58 pm, John H. wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

--
John H


LOL!

Reginald P. Smithers III[_4_] December 15th 07 03:00 AM

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JimH wrote:
"John H." wrote in message
...
I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

--
John H


Too bad you and your grandpa had to make fun of others based on how they
looked without seeking out their potentials.



You do know that is a joke, an old joke, but a good one.


John H. December 15th 07 09:33 AM

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On Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:30:59 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
.. .
I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

--
John H


Too bad you and your grandpa had to make fun of others based on how they
looked without seeking out their potentials.


Why do you besmirch my grandpa? Reading comprehension problems?
--
John H

Reginald P. Smithers III[_4_] December 15th 07 12:36 PM

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John H. wrote:
On Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:30:59 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:

"John H." wrote in message
...
I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

--
John H

Too bad you and your grandpa had to make fun of others based on how they
looked without seeking out their potentials.


Why do you besmirch my grandpa? Reading comprehension problems?


I don't understand why you got your knickers in a bunch, I did say your
Grandpa was a GOOD joke. ;)

John H. December 15th 07 12:48 PM

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On Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:36:40 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
[email protected] wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:30:59 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:

"John H." wrote in message
...
I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

--
John H
Too bad you and your grandpa had to make fun of others based on how they
looked without seeking out their potentials.


Why do you besmirch my grandpa? Reading comprehension problems?


I don't understand why you got your knickers in a bunch, I did say your
Grandpa was a GOOD joke. ;)


I was talking to JimH. A waste of time, I know.
--
John H

Tim December 15th 07 01:02 PM

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On Dec 14, 5:58 pm, John H. wrote:
I took my dad to the mall the other day
to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad
kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring
every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so
that I would not choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

--
John H


That sounds like something my cousin the retired CPO would have done.

Reginald P. Smithers III[_4_] December 15th 07 01:26 PM

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JimH wrote:
"Reginald P. Smithers III" [email protected] wrote in
message . ..

Too bad you and your grandpa had to make fun of others based on how they
looked without seeking out their potentials.

You do know that is a joke, an old joke, but a good one.


Really? Boy, thanks for letting me know. ;-)

Regardless, what I was doing yesterday was giving Herring the same crap he
has given me and others here for months. Hopefully he got the point.




Thanks, I was really couldn't figure out how anyone would miss that one.

John H. December 15th 07 01:48 PM

Humor...OT
 
On Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:14:09 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:


"Reginald P. Smithers III" [email protected] wrote in
message . ..

Too bad you and your grandpa had to make fun of others based on how they
looked without seeking out their potentials.


You do know that is a joke, an old joke, but a good one.


Really? Boy, thanks for letting me know. ;-)

Regardless, what I was doing yesterday was giving Herring the same crap he
has given me and others here for months. Hopefully he got the point.



Wow, you *certainly* put me in my place!

But...where did my grandpa get into the picture?
--
John H


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