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A Seasonal Gift Idea for that special person.
On Dec 11, 7:01�am, John H. wrote:
On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:00:50 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: John H. wrote: On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:37:35 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: http://www.loveandpride.com/Home/Zoo...id=3678&cid=81 Wow! And...10% goes to Lambda Legal. Such a deal! Did you buy anything for a that special person? No. My special person prefers Tiffany's, as she told me the other day when we passed the local one. -- John H We shopped at Tiffany's last year. My wife enjoys necklaces and bracelets, and once or twice a year she considers it a treat to acquire some upper-end costume piece selling for several hundred dollars to maybe something just into four figures. She obviously has humble tastes, or she would never have married me..... We were out to buy a bauble for some occassion or another, and I saw a very attractive necklace in the window at Tiffany's. "That's quite nice, and it would look really good on you," said I. "Are you nuts?" she replied. "That's going to cost more than either of us would be comfortable spending. Yes, it's pretty but we need to be find something closer to our nornal price range." "There's no price tag, so it wouldn't hurt to ask," I replied. We went into Tiffany's, and I spoke to one of the salespeople. Maybe I should have been clued in when I noticed she was wearing probably a $2000, custom tailored suit. "I noticed that necklace in the window, and I wanted to inquire about the price." I'm pretty sure the salesperson was clued in when she noticed my frumpy pea coat, thoroughly "experienced" (but clean) trousers, and comfortable boat shoes. Even so, she was professional. "Certainly, sir. Allow me to retrieve it from the display case so you can examine it in greater detail." Then followed the normal jewelry store drama, with the black velvet cloth draped across the display case at a point where the lighting was "just perfect" and the exceptionally detailed explanation regarding the workmanship, the quality of the gold, the strength of the clasp, etc, etc, etc, When the two minute schpiel was finished, I still thought the necklace was extremely pretty. "So, how much is it?" The salesperson squinted at some heiroglyphics on a small paper tag. "This piece is attractively valued at seventeen, sir." I was thrilled. Turning to my wife, I said "Gee dear, that's about twice what we normally spend, but I'd like to see you have it and for something as special as this I think we could splurge." I had noticed a fancy banner that read, "Holiday Savings", so I asked the salesperson, "Is seventeen hundred the regular price, or does that include the holiday savings?" The salesperson forced a patient, if slightly condescending smile. "Thousand, sir. That's seventeen *thousand* dollars, not seventeen hundred." Several of the normal Tiffany customers seemed to be staring at me with rather obvious disapproval. Time to be cool...... "Oh, yes. Ahem. Well of course, what was I thinking? Thanks very much for showing us the necklace, it's extremely beautiful and as you say it's attractively priced, but an expenditure for something less would be more convenient at this point in time." I think everybody knew that by "something less" I meant $15-16,000 less. I wondered if I should have been bowing from the waist as I backed up toward the front door. My wife was right, as usual. If I had four times the money I have now, (in other words, about sixty bucks), I'm not sure my bauble budget would ever rise to the $17k range. Good thing my wife has humble tastes. ************** Now of course, if we were talking about something for the boat, $17k could be a very reasonable price. :-) |
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A Seasonal Gift Idea for that special person.
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Dec 11, 7:01�am, John H. wrote: On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:00:50 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: John H. wrote: On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:37:35 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: http://www.loveandpride.com/Home/Zoo...id=3678&cid=81 Wow! And...10% goes to Lambda Legal. Such a deal! Did you buy anything for a that special person? No. My special person prefers Tiffany's, as she told me the other day when we passed the local one. -- John H We shopped at Tiffany's last year. My wife enjoys necklaces and bracelets, and once or twice a year she considers it a treat to acquire some upper-end costume piece selling for several hundred dollars to maybe something just into four figures. She obviously has humble tastes, or she would never have married me..... ""Are you nuts?" she replied. "That's going to cost more than either of us would be comfortable spending. Yes, it's pretty but we need to be find something closer to our nornal price range." No offense, Chuckster, but you ought to stay away from "dialogue." I'll bet dollars to donuts your wife doesn't speak so stiffly. |
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A Seasonal Gift Idea for that special person.
On Dec 11, 9:32 am, wrote:
On Dec 11, 9:19 am, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: wrote: On Dec 11, 9:00 am, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: John H. wrote: On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:37:35 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: http://www.loveandpride.com/Home/Zoo...id=3678&cid=81 Wow! And...10% goes to Lambda Legal. Such a deal! Did you buy anything for a that special person? Yeah, but not a dog tag... we are out of our teens now. That is not a dog tag, it is a necklace. I just love the two queen chess pieces in a 69 position. I have a few rules for Christmas. I would not buy my wifee jewelery, just like I would not buy here a vacume cleaner. Both should be done at more random times during the year, they are just too easy. Second, I never get anyone anything they ask for, I consider it a great challenge to find something they always wanted, but never thought of getting for Christmas, or did not know they wanted till they got it Third, gifts must in some way be a toy for the person receiving it, entertainment as it were. No clothes, no tools, nothing practical at all allowed, just toys, that's it... Note, I have a broad vision of toys, an old person might be entertained by a clock or a nice painting, or in the case of my bud a radio controled ambulance to screw with his cat...- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I've got an indoor remote control helicopter that is fun as hell. I can get the cat to chase the helicopter, the dog to screw with the cat because it's running around after the helicopter, and the bird to squawk like hell at all of it! |
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A Seasonal Gift Idea for that special person.
On Dec 11, 11:54Â*am, HK wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote: On Dec 11, 7:01�am, John H. wrote: On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:00:50 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: John H. wrote: On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:37:35 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: http://www.loveandpride.com/Home/Zoo...id=3678&cid=81 Wow! And...10% goes to Lambda Legal. Such a deal! Did you buy anything for a that special person? No. My special person prefers Tiffany's, as she told me the other day when we passed the local one. -- John H We shopped at Tiffany's last year. My wife enjoys necklaces and bracelets, and once or twice a year she considers it a treat to acquire some upper-end costume piece selling for several hundred dollars to maybe something just into four figures. She obviously has humble tastes, or she would never have married me..... ""Are you nuts?" she replied. "That's going to cost more than either of us would be comfortable spending. Yes, it's pretty but we need to be find something closer to our nornal price range." No offense, Chuckster, but you ought to stay away from "dialogue." I'll bet dollars to donuts your wife doesn't speak so stiffly.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You just have to find fault and complain, don't you? Unless of course, it's your new clone JimH. |
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A Seasonal Gift Idea for that special person.
On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 08:51:25 -0800 (PST), Chuck Gould
wrote: On Dec 11, 7:01?am, John H. wrote: On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:00:50 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: John H. wrote: On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:37:35 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: http://www.loveandpride.com/Home/Zoo...id=3678&cid=81 Wow! And...10% goes to Lambda Legal. Such a deal! Did you buy anything for a that special person? No. My special person prefers Tiffany's, as she told me the other day when we passed the local one. -- John H We shopped at Tiffany's last year. My wife enjoys necklaces and bracelets, and once or twice a year she considers it a treat to acquire some upper-end costume piece selling for several hundred dollars to maybe something just into four figures. She obviously has humble tastes, or she would never have married me..... We were out to buy a bauble for some occassion or another, and I saw a very attractive necklace in the window at Tiffany's. "That's quite nice, and it would look really good on you," said I. "Are you nuts?" she replied. "That's going to cost more than either of us would be comfortable spending. Yes, it's pretty but we need to be find something closer to our nornal price range." "There's no price tag, so it wouldn't hurt to ask," I replied. We went into Tiffany's, and I spoke to one of the salespeople. Maybe I should have been clued in when I noticed she was wearing probably a $2000, custom tailored suit. "I noticed that necklace in the window, and I wanted to inquire about the price." I'm pretty sure the salesperson was clued in when she noticed my frumpy pea coat, thoroughly "experienced" (but clean) trousers, and comfortable boat shoes. Even so, she was professional. "Certainly, sir. Allow me to retrieve it from the display case so you can examine it in greater detail." Then followed the normal jewelry store drama, with the black velvet cloth draped across the display case at a point where the lighting was "just perfect" and the exceptionally detailed explanation regarding the workmanship, the quality of the gold, the strength of the clasp, etc, etc, etc, When the two minute schpiel was finished, I still thought the necklace was extremely pretty. "So, how much is it?" The salesperson squinted at some heiroglyphics on a small paper tag. "This piece is attractively valued at seventeen, sir." I was thrilled. Turning to my wife, I said "Gee dear, that's about twice what we normally spend, but I'd like to see you have it and for something as special as this I think we could splurge." I had noticed a fancy banner that read, "Holiday Savings", so I asked the salesperson, "Is seventeen hundred the regular price, or does that include the holiday savings?" The salesperson forced a patient, if slightly condescending smile. "Thousand, sir. That's seventeen *thousand* dollars, not seventeen hundred." Several of the normal Tiffany customers seemed to be staring at me with rather obvious disapproval. Time to be cool...... "Oh, yes. Ahem. Well of course, what was I thinking? Thanks very much for showing us the necklace, it's extremely beautiful and as you say it's attractively priced, but an expenditure for something less would be more convenient at this point in time." I think everybody knew that by "something less" I meant $15-16,000 less. I wondered if I should have been bowing from the waist as I backed up toward the front door. My wife was right, as usual. If I had four times the money I have now, (in other words, about sixty bucks), I'm not sure my bauble budget would ever rise to the $17k range. Good thing my wife has humble tastes. ************** Now of course, if we were talking about something for the boat, $17k could be a very reasonable price. :-) Of course! Well, I'll go into the local Tiffany's and see what they've got. Maybe I'll see how good this Visa Platinum thingie really is! -- John H |
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A Seasonal Gift Idea for that special person.
On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:54:51 -0500, HK wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote: On Dec 11, 7:01?am, John H. wrote: On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:00:50 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: John H. wrote: On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:37:35 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: http://www.loveandpride.com/Home/Zoo...id=3678&cid=81 Wow! And...10% goes to Lambda Legal. Such a deal! Did you buy anything for a that special person? No. My special person prefers Tiffany's, as she told me the other day when we passed the local one. -- John H We shopped at Tiffany's last year. My wife enjoys necklaces and bracelets, and once or twice a year she considers it a treat to acquire some upper-end costume piece selling for several hundred dollars to maybe something just into four figures. She obviously has humble tastes, or she would never have married me..... ""Are you nuts?" she replied. "That's going to cost more than either of us would be comfortable spending. Yes, it's pretty but we need to be find something closer to our nornal price range." No offense, Chuckster, but you ought to stay away from "dialogue." I'll bet dollars to donuts your wife doesn't speak so stiffly. Hey Harry - why not find something decent to say? Is it so hard? -- John H |
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A Seasonal Gift Idea for that special person.
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:54:51 -0500, HK wrote: Chuck Gould wrote: On Dec 11, 7:01?am, John H. wrote: On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:00:50 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: John H. wrote: On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:37:35 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: http://www.loveandpride.com/Home/Zoo...id=3678&cid=81 Wow! And...10% goes to Lambda Legal. Such a deal! Did you buy anything for a that special person? No. My special person prefers Tiffany's, as she told me the other day when we passed the local one. -- John H We shopped at Tiffany's last year. My wife enjoys necklaces and bracelets, and once or twice a year she considers it a treat to acquire some upper-end costume piece selling for several hundred dollars to maybe something just into four figures. She obviously has humble tastes, or she would never have married me..... ""Are you nuts?" she replied. "That's going to cost more than either of us would be comfortable spending. Yes, it's pretty but we need to be find something closer to our nornal price range." No offense, Chuckster, but you ought to stay away from "dialogue." I'll bet dollars to donuts your wife doesn't speak so stiffly. Hey Harry - why not find something decent to say? Is it so hard? I think donuts go for about $1.50 each, so I think that was a complement. |
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On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:11:10 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote: John H. wrote: On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:54:51 -0500, HK wrote: Chuck Gould wrote: On Dec 11, 7:01?am, John H. wrote: On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:00:50 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: John H. wrote: On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:37:35 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: http://www.loveandpride.com/Home/Zoo...id=3678&cid=81 Wow! And...10% goes to Lambda Legal. Such a deal! Did you buy anything for a that special person? No. My special person prefers Tiffany's, as she told me the other day when we passed the local one. -- John H We shopped at Tiffany's last year. My wife enjoys necklaces and bracelets, and once or twice a year she considers it a treat to acquire some upper-end costume piece selling for several hundred dollars to maybe something just into four figures. She obviously has humble tastes, or she would never have married me..... ""Are you nuts?" she replied. "That's going to cost more than either of us would be comfortable spending. Yes, it's pretty but we need to be find something closer to our nornal price range." No offense, Chuckster, but you ought to stay away from "dialogue." I'll bet dollars to donuts your wife doesn't speak so stiffly. Hey Harry - why not find something decent to say? Is it so hard? I think donuts go for about $1.50 each, so I think that was a complement. HARRY! I apologize. I thought your compliment was a 'jibe', so to speak. How ignorant I've become since my surgery. -- John H |
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A Seasonal Gift Idea for that special person.
John H. wrote:
On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:11:10 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: John H. wrote: On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:54:51 -0500, HK wrote: Chuck Gould wrote: On Dec 11, 7:01?am, John H. wrote: On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:00:50 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: John H. wrote: On Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:37:35 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: http://www.loveandpride.com/Home/Zoo...id=3678&cid=81 Wow! And...10% goes to Lambda Legal. Such a deal! Did you buy anything for a that special person? No. My special person prefers Tiffany's, as she told me the other day when we passed the local one. -- John H We shopped at Tiffany's last year. My wife enjoys necklaces and bracelets, and once or twice a year she considers it a treat to acquire some upper-end costume piece selling for several hundred dollars to maybe something just into four figures. She obviously has humble tastes, or she would never have married me..... ""Are you nuts?" she replied. "That's going to cost more than either of us would be comfortable spending. Yes, it's pretty but we need to be find something closer to our nornal price range." No offense, Chuckster, but you ought to stay away from "dialogue." I'll bet dollars to donuts your wife doesn't speak so stiffly. Hey Harry - why not find something decent to say? Is it so hard? I think donuts go for about $1.50 each, so I think that was a complement. HARRY! I apologize. I thought your compliment was a 'jibe', so to speak. How ignorant I've become since my surgery. I thought it was just old age, but I guess if you can use surgery for an excuse that is better. By the way, did you know the mind is the 2nd thing to go? |
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