"**** in the boat" is, but "beer" isn't appropriate language for a 7 year
old??? ever been checked for dyslexia?

Actually, neither is bad for a 7 year old. He just doesn't drink beer. He
does however pee in the water when we are boating. I put in terms he could
understand. Pity I had to explain it to you.

--Mike

"MMC" wrote in message
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"Mike" wrote in message
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I changed beer to milk, and told my 7 year old son... he's still laughing.


--Mike

"Eisboch" wrote in message
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Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....

She doesn't appreciate a good Italian joke though, of which there are
millions of course.

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Two Norwegians were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape
from a
burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of
the
men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would
appear,
he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a
genie
came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only
deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the
entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
crash,
and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled
by
mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on
the
hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances. One
man
looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a
long,
tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to
have
to **** in the boat!"

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Eisboch



"**** in the boat" is, but "beer" isn't appropriate language for a 7 year
old??? ever been checked for dyslexia?