Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....

She doesn't appreciate a good Italian joke though, of which there are
millions of course.

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Two Norwegians were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a
burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the
men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear,
he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie
came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only
deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the
entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash,
and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by
mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the
hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances. One man
looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long,
tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have
to **** in the boat!"

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Eisboch

On Sun, 9 Dec 2007 08:10:06 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:

Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....

She doesn't appreciate a good Italian joke though, of which there are
millions of course.

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Two Norwegians were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a
burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the
men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear,
he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie
came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only
deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the
entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash,
and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by
mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the
hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances. One man
looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long,
tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to have
to **** in the boat!"

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Eisboch


Well...it *is* boating related!
--
John H

"Eisboch" wrote in news:JPmdnY-
:

Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....


You tell Mrs E I agree!....(c;

And thank her for me!

I think you're ok, in spite of what your buddy Jim said about you
on Skype a few minutes ago....(c;

Larry
--
Isn't it ironic that the same ISPs that are telling you
you're downloads threaten their networks......
.....are testing 100Gbps TV to sell on the SAME systems?
http://tinyurl.com/27qx3v

I changed beer to milk, and told my 7 year old son... he's still laughing.


--Mike

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....

She doesn't appreciate a good Italian joke though, of which there are
millions of course.

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Two Norwegians were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from
a
burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of
the
men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would
appear,
he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie
came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only
deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the
entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
crash,
and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by
mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the
hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances. One
man
looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long,
tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to
have
to **** in the boat!"

---------------------------------------

Eisboch

"Larry" wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in news:JPmdnY-
:

Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....


You tell Mrs E I agree!....(c;

And thank her for me!

I think you're ok, in spite of what your buddy Jim said about you
on Skype a few minutes ago....(c;

Larry


Is he still down there trying to grow bananas?

Eisboch

On Dec 9, 11:43 am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Larry" wrote in message

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"Eisboch" wrote in news:JPmdnY-
:

Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....

You tell Mrs E I agree!....(c;

And thank her for me!

I think you're ok, in spite of what your buddy Jim said about you
on Skype a few minutes ago....(c;

Larry

Is he still down there trying to grow bananas?

Eisboch

OK, here is my entry:
Mom cookin' in the kitchen of the hunting lodge when a box of bb's
falls into the dinner. Later that evening the youngest comes up and
says "mom, I don't feel good, I think there was something wrong with
dinner. The mom assures him that some bb's fell in the stew, and they
will pass. A few minutes later the 10 yo comes in and says "mom, I
don't feel good". Mom assures her that everything will be ok as soon
as they pass. Later that evening the young teen comes in and says
"mom", mom stops him and says "I know son, you don't feel good right"?
He answers "no mom, I was going to tell you I was jerking off and I
think I just shot the cat! :O

"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"Larry" wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in news:JPmdnY-
:

Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....


You tell Mrs E I agree!....(c;

And thank her for me!

I think you're ok, in spite of what your buddy Jim said about you
on Skype a few minutes ago....(c;

Larry


Is he still down there trying to grow bananas?

Eisboch

und pineapples

"**** in the boat" is, but "beer" isn't appropriate language for a 7 year
old??? ever been checked for dyslexia?

Actually, neither is bad for a 7 year old. He just doesn't drink beer. He
does however pee in the water when we are boating. I put in terms he could
understand. Pity I had to explain it to you.

--Mike

"MMC" wrote in message
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"Mike" wrote in message
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I changed beer to milk, and told my 7 year old son... he's still laughing.


--Mike

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....

She doesn't appreciate a good Italian joke though, of which there are
millions of course.

-----------------------------------------
Two Norwegians were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape
from a
burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of
the
men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would
appear,
he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a
genie
came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only
deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the
entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
crash,
and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled
by
mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on
the
hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances. One
man
looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a
long,
tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're going to
have
to **** in the boat!"

---------------------------------------

Eisboch



"**** in the boat" is, but "beer" isn't appropriate language for a 7 year
old??? ever been checked for dyslexia?

"Jim" me @nothere.net wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"Larry" wrote in message
...

Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....


You tell Mrs E I agree!....(c;

And thank her for me!

I think you're ok, in spite of what your buddy Jim said about you
on Skype a few minutes ago....(c;

Larry


Is he still down there trying to grow bananas?

Eisboch

und pineapples

You're turning into a regular Jimmy Buffett. Buy a guitar yet?
I may be heading down there for a visit. Coors Light, if you please.

http://www.margaritaville.com/

Eisboch

"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"Jim" me @nothere.net wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Larry" wrote in message
...

Mrs.E. sent this. She seems to think it's hilarious....


You tell Mrs E I agree!....(c;

And thank her for me!

I think you're ok, in spite of what your buddy Jim said about you
on Skype a few minutes ago....(c;

Larry


Is he still down there trying to grow bananas?

Eisboch

und pineapples

You're turning into a regular Jimmy Buffett. Buy a guitar yet?
I may be heading down there for a visit. Coors Light, if you please.

http://www.margaritaville.com/

Eisboch



Coors Lite it is. And I'll even put some Land Shark Lager in the larder for
you.
I've been seriously thinking about a bass guitar, but I'd like something
more manly. Maybe a tuba.
I'll keep a light on for you.
Jim