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The nagging wife
A man and his ever-nagging wife went to Jerusalem on vacation. While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here for $150." The man thought about it and decided he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in Jerusalem and it would only cost you $150?" The man answered, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." ----------------- Eisboch |
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