The nagging wife
 

A man and his ever-nagging wife went to Jerusalem on vacation. While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can
have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here for $150."

The man thought about it and decided he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home
when it would be wonderful to be buried here in Jerusalem and it would only
cost you $150?"

The man answered, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."



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Eisboch