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On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:01:21 -0800, "William Andersen"
wrote: I've read of others making the same mistakes and could never understand why they aren't clearly identified in the first place. Because no one thinks it can happen to them until it does. |
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On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:47:13 -0800 (PST), Chuck Gould
wrote: I'm thinking of painting the fuel fill plate green, to match the diesel hose. If you go to your neighborhood UPS store they can make up engraved plastic, color coded plates for you. For another $5 you can buy a Dymo label making tool with a variety of colored tapes which will stick to the bronze deck plates. We've adopted both on our GB49 and they've held up well for over 2 years. I'd like to report that we were prescient enough to anticipate the problem in advance of making the labels but that is unfortunately not the case. I've now taken it one step further and made up color coded ID plates for the fuel tank valve manifold. |
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On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:47:13 -0800 (PST), Chuck Gould
wrote: On Nov 29, 9:52?pm, "William Andersen" wrote: So, why aren't the deck plates identified? I've read about these mistakes before and never understood why things aren't clearly labeled, especially when having enough money to own a boat doesn't mean you have any technical aptitude or interest. "Chuck Gould" wrote in message ... Don't know about most days, but today there is no doubt just who's the dumbest guy in the NG. ?Yours truly. Thought I'd move the boat from my covered slip over to the yacht club dock this afternoon. About a half hour's run. En route, I began calculating how long it had been since last taking on a load of fuel. "I'm probably OK," I thought. "But maybe I'll stop off at the fuel dock and get 20 gallons or so just for insurance. I'll fuel up seriously next time I'm outside the locks and can get B20." Pulled up to the local fuel dock. $3.99 per gallon for diesel. No big deal, $80 bucks worth and I'll be certain of having more than enough aboard for the upcoming lighted boats parades. "In fact", I thought, "I'll put it all in the starboard tank. The trim is a little heavy to port right now, and that will level things off quite nicely." "Hello, Chuck" says the fuel dock guy. "Hi, Dave. I'm only going to put 20 gallons or so in the starboard tank, just to make sure I've got enough to do the Special People's Cruise and the parade." "No problem." I uncrew the deck plate and begin filling the tank. At about 14 or 15 gallons, I'm hearing fuel in the vent line. "Impossible! I need a lot more fuel than that, I've got to be down at least 100 gallons in this 150-gallon tank what the heck?" Oh.......*That's* the heck! In the gathering late afternoon darkness, I had unscrewed the deck cap for the holding tank pump out.......immediately next to the fuel tank filler. I had just topped off my holding tank with diesel. Dumb, Dumb, Dumb. "Don't feel too badly," said Dave. "The Argosy (huge commercial charter boat) did exactly the same thing here not long ago. But of course they took on well oer 100 gallons before they realized what they had done." "What did they do about it?" I asked. "We hooked up my oil change pump and sucked it out. Only problem is, I need a new hose for my oil change pump so I don't dare try to evacuate your holding tank. I know I'd have diesel leaking into the water for sure. Frankly, I don't know what we can do for you tonight, I'm getting ready to close and go home." They say Providence looks after kids and idiots, and just then this idiot got a break. Putt, putt, putting along the canal was one of the local "Sani-system" boats. A unique group of businessmen make a living by running small boats with pumps and several hundred gallon holding tanks into our local marinas where they pump out the holding tanks for liveaboards. It normally costs about $25 to have a holding tank pumped. Dave waved the guy over to the fuel dock. "Maybe you can help us out," said Dave. "Chuck here has just pumped about 15 gallons of diesel into his holding tank." "No way," was the first response. "I can't put diesel into my sewage tank, I wouldn't be able to discharge it." "I have a plan," said Dave. I'll truck one of my waste oil recycling barrels out here to the dock, you disconnect your hose from your sewer tank and pump into the barrel. We'll flush the hose with a few gallons of soapy water, and put that into the barrel as well, and then rinse it all out with some lake water- also into the barrel." "Well, OK" said the sani-system guy. We pumped the holding tank into the recycle barrel. (The tank itself was pretty empty before I added the diesel). Then we dumped some TSP cleaner and water into the tank and sucked that into the barrel as well. Finally, we flushed the hose with lake water, and the ridiculous screw up was corrected. And so the dumbest guy in the NG, and certainly the dumbest guy actually out on a boat in Seattle (there wasn't much traffic) this afternoon was rescued from his own stupidity by a couple of guys who didn't really *have* to do anything. I paid the pump out guy for his time and trouble, but the Dave didn't charge me anything for the extra trouble, or for staying past closing time to get me squared away. I am on the hook for $2 per gallon to recyle the contaminated diesel when the guy comes around to pick it up, but I'll be glad to get off so cheaply. "Good thing that wasn't gasoline," we all agreed. "And good thing it wasn't your water tank," commented Dave. "This happens more often than you'd think, and a lot of times people put fuel into their potable water tanks. About the only real cure for that is to replace the tank, and maybe some of the lines if any of the fuel gets pumped through. You're getting off for under a hundred bucks all said, all done, while a water tank replacement could cost $1000 or more." So round up the doo-wop group; "dum, dum, dum dum, dum de de de diddly, dum dum doo wah....." ? :-)- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Both bronze plates are the same size and are unlabeled. The word "Diesel" is cast into the collar around the fuel fill, while the collar around the pump out cap is plain. It was hard to tell them apart in the dark, but there was no excuse for the mistake after owning the boat for as many years as I have. It was simply a mistake,,,,,,,,,and anybody can make one. I'm thinking of painting the fuel fill plate green, to match the diesel hose. Colors don't show well at night. It would seem like they could make a special 'key' for fuel fills only. On my boat the key is special, but I've nothing else into which I could put a hose. I can honestly say that I've never accidentally done *anything* wrong with diesel fuel on a boat. Of course, using gas helps prevent diesel mistakes. -- John H |
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On Thu, 29 Nov 07, "William Andersen" wrote:
So, why aren't the deck plates identified? I've read about these mistakes before and never understood why things aren't clearly labeled Do you read the on/0ff label on a light switch every time you constatly use it? Labels are fine for people who've never used the "whatever" device before. But after the first use, it takes something else to get your attention. And btw, years ago when gas stations had attendants, I had one pump a few gallons down a rod holder before my screaming got his attention. Not my mistake but I've made worse. Rick |
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On Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:23:53 -0500, John H.
wrote: Fixing those problems before the fact is called 'Human Factors Engineering'. I took a course in it at USC, and found it very interesting. The examples of poor HFE were often hilarious. Sounds like an interesting course. I think magicians and scam artists take that course too. I used to go the racetrack and I had a strict limit on how much I would let myself lose. Just that kept me from getting scammed a couple times, because every time I took an action I would look in my wallet to remind myself if I could afford a beer. Walked away from the ticket window once, counted the money in my wallet to see if it was time for a beer. and I *knew* I was short ten bucks. I never saw it happen, just knew it did. All I knew was that the guy was friendlier than most, and engaged me in a bit of conversation and I was ten bucks short. I was lucky to find the same ticket window, because I already almost forgot what the guy looked like, and there was a lot of traffic at the windows. I picked what looked like the right one, got in line and when it was my turn told the guy, "Hey, you shorted me ten bucks." He innocently says, "Whaddaya talkin' about?" I says, "You got me talking about the daily double, and shorted me ten bucks." He said, "Hey, you walked away." I said, sort of like Arnie, "Yeah, and now I'm back." He slipped ten across the counter. Another time at the rush getting into the track I give the admissions guy in the booth a 10 for the 2 buck grandstand admission, then he simultaneously releases the turnstyle lock and slides my change to me. I pick it up, my hip is hitting the turnstyle bar, and I look at the money. It's 3 crumpled singles, 5 bucks short. But he saw me looking at my change instead of stuffing it my pocket or wallet and already has the five sliding across the counter. I never missed a step, but it was like slow motion in my mind and I saw exactly how they work it. I call it "The Hesitation." Be careful when a cashier talks to you while giving you change. The question is, how many times did I miss it before I caught on? We all get scammed, and don't even know it happened. Good sound fueling and wallet procedures are a vital need. --Vic |
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Chuck Gould wrote:
Don't know about most days, but today there is no doubt just who's the dumbest guy in the NG. Yours truly. Thought I'd move the boat from my covered slip over to the yacht club dock this afternoon. About a half hour's run. En route, I began calculating how long it had been since last taking on a load of fuel. "I'm probably OK," I thought. "But maybe I'll stop off at the fuel dock and get 20 gallons or so just for insurance. I'll fuel up seriously next time I'm outside the locks and can get B20." Pulled up to the local fuel dock. $3.99 per gallon for diesel. No big deal, $80 bucks worth and I'll be certain of having more than enough aboard for the upcoming lighted boats parades. "In fact", I thought, "I'll put it all in the starboard tank. The trim is a little heavy to port right now, and that will level things off quite nicely." "Hello, Chuck" says the fuel dock guy. "Hi, Dave. I'm only going to put 20 gallons or so in the starboard tank, just to make sure I've got enough to do the Special People's Cruise and the parade." "No problem." I uncrew the deck plate and begin filling the tank. At about 14 or 15 gallons, I'm hearing fuel in the vent line. "Impossible! I need a lot more fuel than that, I've got to be down at least 100 gallons in this 150-gallon tank what the heck?" Oh.......*That's* the heck! In the gathering late afternoon darkness, I had unscrewed the deck cap for the holding tank pump out.......immediately next to the fuel tank filler. I had just topped off my holding tank with diesel. Dumb, Dumb, Dumb. "Don't feel too badly," said Dave. "The Argosy (huge commercial charter boat) did exactly the same thing here not long ago. But of course they took on well oer 100 gallons before they realized what they had done." "What did they do about it?" I asked. "We hooked up my oil change pump and sucked it out. Only problem is, I need a new hose for my oil change pump so I don't dare try to evacuate your holding tank. I know I'd have diesel leaking into the water for sure. Frankly, I don't know what we can do for you tonight, I'm getting ready to close and go home." They say Providence looks after kids and idiots, and just then this idiot got a break. Putt, putt, putting along the canal was one of the local "Sani-system" boats. A unique group of businessmen make a living by running small boats with pumps and several hundred gallon holding tanks into our local marinas where they pump out the holding tanks for liveaboards. It normally costs about $25 to have a holding tank pumped. Dave waved the guy over to the fuel dock. "Maybe you can help us out," said Dave. "Chuck here has just pumped about 15 gallons of diesel into his holding tank." "No way," was the first response. "I can't put diesel into my sewage tank, I wouldn't be able to discharge it." "I have a plan," said Dave. I'll truck one of my waste oil recycling barrels out here to the dock, you disconnect your hose from your sewer tank and pump into the barrel. We'll flush the hose with a few gallons of soapy water, and put that into the barrel as well, and then rinse it all out with some lake water- also into the barrel." "Well, OK" said the sani-system guy. We pumped the holding tank into the recycle barrel. (The tank itself was pretty empty before I added the diesel). Then we dumped some TSP cleaner and water into the tank and sucked that into the barrel as well. Finally, we flushed the hose with lake water, and the ridiculous screw up was corrected. And so the dumbest guy in the NG, and certainly the dumbest guy actually out on a boat in Seattle (there wasn't much traffic) this afternoon was rescued from his own stupidity by a couple of guys who didn't really *have* to do anything. I paid the pump out guy for his time and trouble, but the Dave didn't charge me anything for the extra trouble, or for staying past closing time to get me squared away. I am on the hook for $2 per gallon to recyle the contaminated diesel when the guy comes around to pick it up, but I'll be glad to get off so cheaply. "Good thing that wasn't gasoline," we all agreed. "And good thing it wasn't your water tank," commented Dave. "This happens more often than you'd think, and a lot of times people put fuel into their potable water tanks. About the only real cure for that is to replace the tank, and maybe some of the lines if any of the fuel gets pumped through. You're getting off for under a hundred bucks all said, all done, while a water tank replacement could cost $1000 or more." So round up the doo-wop group; "dum, dum, dum dum, dum de de de diddly, dum dum doo wah....." :-) Chuck, I am sure you are the only one stupid enough to do such a thing, but I have seen fuel and fresh water caps, that had different spacing on the holes in the top, so you needed to use different "keys" to open them. Your problem was a minor one, can you imagine if someone pumped diesel into your fresh water system. |
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On Nov 30, 6:34 am, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote: Chuck Gould wrote: Don't know about most days, but today there is no doubt just who's the dumbest guy in the NG. Yours truly. Thought I'd move the boat from my covered slip over to the yacht club dock this afternoon. About a half hour's run. En route, I began calculating how long it had been since last taking on a load of fuel. "I'm probably OK," I thought. "But maybe I'll stop off at the fuel dock and get 20 gallons or so just for insurance. I'll fuel up seriously next time I'm outside the locks and can get B20." Pulled up to the local fuel dock. $3.99 per gallon for diesel. No big deal, $80 bucks worth and I'll be certain of having more than enough aboard for the upcoming lighted boats parades. "In fact", I thought, "I'll put it all in the starboard tank. The trim is a little heavy to port right now, and that will level things off quite nicely." "Hello, Chuck" says the fuel dock guy. "Hi, Dave. I'm only going to put 20 gallons or so in the starboard tank, just to make sure I've got enough to do the Special People's Cruise and the parade." "No problem." I uncrew the deck plate and begin filling the tank. At about 14 or 15 gallons, I'm hearing fuel in the vent line. "Impossible! I need a lot more fuel than that, I've got to be down at least 100 gallons in this 150-gallon tank what the heck?" Oh.......*That's* the heck! In the gathering late afternoon darkness, I had unscrewed the deck cap for the holding tank pump out.......immediately next to the fuel tank filler. I had just topped off my holding tank with diesel. Dumb, Dumb, Dumb. "Don't feel too badly," said Dave. "The Argosy (huge commercial charter boat) did exactly the same thing here not long ago. But of course they took on well oer 100 gallons before they realized what they had done." "What did they do about it?" I asked. "We hooked up my oil change pump and sucked it out. Only problem is, I need a new hose for my oil change pump so I don't dare try to evacuate your holding tank. I know I'd have diesel leaking into the water for sure. Frankly, I don't know what we can do for you tonight, I'm getting ready to close and go home." They say Providence looks after kids and idiots, and just then this idiot got a break. Putt, putt, putting along the canal was one of the local "Sani-system" boats. A unique group of businessmen make a living by running small boats with pumps and several hundred gallon holding tanks into our local marinas where they pump out the holding tanks for liveaboards. It normally costs about $25 to have a holding tank pumped. Dave waved the guy over to the fuel dock. "Maybe you can help us out," said Dave. "Chuck here has just pumped about 15 gallons of diesel into his holding tank." "No way," was the first response. "I can't put diesel into my sewage tank, I wouldn't be able to discharge it." "I have a plan," said Dave. I'll truck one of my waste oil recycling barrels out here to the dock, you disconnect your hose from your sewer tank and pump into the barrel. We'll flush the hose with a few gallons of soapy water, and put that into the barrel as well, and then rinse it all out with some lake water- also into the barrel." "Well, OK" said the sani-system guy. We pumped the holding tank into the recycle barrel. (The tank itself was pretty empty before I added the diesel). Then we dumped some TSP cleaner and water into the tank and sucked that into the barrel as well. Finally, we flushed the hose with lake water, and the ridiculous screw up was corrected. And so the dumbest guy in the NG, and certainly the dumbest guy actually out on a boat in Seattle (there wasn't much traffic) this afternoon was rescued from his own stupidity by a couple of guys who didn't really *have* to do anything. I paid the pump out guy for his time and trouble, but the Dave didn't charge me anything for the extra trouble, or for staying past closing time to get me squared away. I am on the hook for $2 per gallon to recyle the contaminated diesel when the guy comes around to pick it up, but I'll be glad to get off so cheaply. "Good thing that wasn't gasoline," we all agreed. "And good thing it wasn't your water tank," commented Dave. "This happens more often than you'd think, and a lot of times people put fuel into their potable water tanks. About the only real cure for that is to replace the tank, and maybe some of the lines if any of the fuel gets pumped through. You're getting off for under a hundred bucks all said, all done, while a water tank replacement could cost $1000 or more." So round up the doo-wop group; "dum, dum, dum dum, dum de de de diddly, dum dum doo wah....." :-) Chuck, I am sure you are the only one stupid enough to do such a thing, but I have seen fuel and fresh water caps, that had different spacing on the holes in the top, so you needed to use different "keys" to open them. Your problem was a minor one, can you imagine if someone pumped diesel into your fresh water system.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Chuck doesn't have this problem I hope, but I did leave my transom plug out once. So I got it on plane and pulled the plug and sucked the boat dry, put back the plug, and just went fishin'. |
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