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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:27:24 -0400, BAR wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
HK wrote:

Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly
sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a
transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of
the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is
called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar.

Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more
freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer
also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my
choice.
Harry Krause,
I meant to ask you, if the Parker is as close to perfect as a boat can
be, why would anyone want to bring along aluminum folding chairs?

The aluminum chairs work together with the aluminum hats to keep the
governments GPS signals from take control of you. Everybody knows that
GPS satellites have dual purposes.


You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?


That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.

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You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?


That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.


You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.


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You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?


That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.


You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.



Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached
to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe."


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BAR wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
BAR wrote:

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?

That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.


You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.



Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached
to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe."



How are they going to read your mind if it doesn't leave as easy as it
gets in. Why do you think the space craft seem to hover around CT and
the LI Sound?

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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:04:31 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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BAR wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
BAR wrote:

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?

That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.

You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.


Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached
to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe."


How are they going to read your mind if it doesn't leave as easy as it
gets in. Why do you think the space craft seem to hover around CT and
the LI Sound?


It's because my base of operations is in CT and LIS you dumbass.

You think I'm kidding? I have 300 acres guarded by a fully sentient
Model XVII Bolo named "Fluffy". And all the air and space craft are
housed in a special underwater hanger located somewhere near Race
Rock. You will never find it because I have 30th Century stealth
technology - the hanger, if you ever found it, looks like a small rock
- about six feet across and eight feet high. Inside, it's over 12,000
acres.

Space/time folding is a wonderful thing. :)


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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:41:44 -0400, BAR wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
BAR wrote:

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?

That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.


You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.


Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached
to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe."


See - I told you - it's all about the holes. :)

Speaking of which, curiously enough, I have been approached by my two
specialist doctors by have a RFID chip inserted as an experiment.

I'm seriously thinking of having it done. It's about the size of a
grain of rice, you don't notice it's there and from what I've been
able to understand, data secure to only the two hospitals I visit for
my treatments. Both of my dogs have them for ID purposes and it makes
the vet visits a lot faster.

And the other advantage is that I don't have to check in or anything -
just wave it at the scanner and that's that - right into the infusion
suite. As I understand it, it scans when I enter the hospital, the
data is transmitted to the nurses station, the check-in is done and by
the time I get to the floor, my meds are waiting and all they have to
do is vital signs. I've been told that eventually, it will be able to
work with a scale and BP machine so I can do my weight check (because
my meds are measured by weight) and BP check at home, put the data on
the chip and the chip monitors pulse and temp.

Sounds cool man.


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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:41:44 -0400, BAR wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
BAR wrote:

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?
That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.

You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.

Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached
to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe."


See - I told you - it's all about the holes. :)

Speaking of which, curiously enough, I have been approached by my two
specialist doctors by have a RFID chip inserted as an experiment.

I'm seriously thinking of having it done. It's about the size of a
grain of rice, you don't notice it's there and from what I've been
able to understand, data secure to only the two hospitals I visit for
my treatments. Both of my dogs have them for ID purposes and it makes
the vet visits a lot faster.

And the other advantage is that I don't have to check in or anything -
just wave it at the scanner and that's that - right into the infusion
suite. As I understand it, it scans when I enter the hospital, the
data is transmitted to the nurses station, the check-in is done and by
the time I get to the floor, my meds are waiting and all they have to
do is vital signs. I've been told that eventually, it will be able to
work with a scale and BP machine so I can do my weight check (because
my meds are measured by weight) and BP check at home, put the data on
the chip and the chip monitors pulse and temp.

Sounds cool man.



Tom,
This is normally used for patients with Alzheimer's. Is there something
you want to tell us?

By the way this has been linked to cancer.

http://www.rfidupdate.com/articles/index.php?id=1441

You probably would like to know why I know these things, but I can't
remember what we were talking about.


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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:48:06 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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This is normally used for patients with Alzheimer's. Is there something
you want to tell us?


I would tell you, but I forgot.

By the way this has been linked to cancer.

http://www.rfidupdate.com/articles/index.php?id=1441


Yeah - I know about that - first thing they mentioned in fact which
was pretty impressive by it'self.

You probably would like to know why I know these things, but I can't
remember what we were talking about.


Yeah - I know about that - first thing they mentioned in fact which
was pretty impressive by it'self.

What?
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:41:44 -0400, BAR wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
BAR wrote:

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?
That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.

You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.

Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached
to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe."


See - I told you - it's all about the holes. :)

Speaking of which, curiously enough, I have been approached by my two
specialist doctors by have a RFID chip inserted as an experiment.

I'm seriously thinking of having it done. It's about the size of a
grain of rice, you don't notice it's there and from what I've been
able to understand, data secure to only the two hospitals I visit for
my treatments. Both of my dogs have them for ID purposes and it makes
the vet visits a lot faster.

And the other advantage is that I don't have to check in or anything -
just wave it at the scanner and that's that - right into the infusion
suite. As I understand it, it scans when I enter the hospital, the
data is transmitted to the nurses station, the check-in is done and by
the time I get to the floor, my meds are waiting and all they have to
do is vital signs. I've been told that eventually, it will be able to
work with a scale and BP machine so I can do my weight check (because
my meds are measured by weight) and BP check at home, put the data on
the chip and the chip monitors pulse and temp.

Sounds cool man.




And, of course, all of us with RFID scanners built into our GPS units
will be alerted to your presence in our area with a "beep" and a digital
image of your likeness popping up on the "biohazard alert screen." :}
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:48:23 -0400, HK wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:41:44 -0400, BAR wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
BAR wrote:

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?
That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.

You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.
Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached
to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe."


See - I told you - it's all about the holes. :)

Speaking of which, curiously enough, I have been approached by my two
specialist doctors by have a RFID chip inserted as an experiment.

I'm seriously thinking of having it done. It's about the size of a
grain of rice, you don't notice it's there and from what I've been
able to understand, data secure to only the two hospitals I visit for
my treatments. Both of my dogs have them for ID purposes and it makes
the vet visits a lot faster.

And the other advantage is that I don't have to check in or anything -
just wave it at the scanner and that's that - right into the infusion
suite. As I understand it, it scans when I enter the hospital, the
data is transmitted to the nurses station, the check-in is done and by
the time I get to the floor, my meds are waiting and all they have to
do is vital signs. I've been told that eventually, it will be able to
work with a scale and BP machine so I can do my weight check (because
my meds are measured by weight) and BP check at home, put the data on
the chip and the chip monitors pulse and temp.

Sounds cool man.


And, of course, all of us with RFID scanners built into our GPS units
will be alerted to your presence in our area with a "beep" and a digital
image of your likeness popping up on the "biohazard alert screen." :}


More like "Run for you life - dangerous".


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