Two Parkers
 

On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:32:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:02:27 GMT, Tom Francis
wrote:

I honestly don't care how they get along with anybody else. I like to
think of myself as the universal conversationalist. :)

Now wait just a minute here, we already have a universal
confrontationalist.

Did you mean contortionist?

I think that means he can do it with either hand.

I can eat pizza with both hands.

Which reminds me - I had the best damn thin crust pizza EVER tonight.

Nice light homemade tomato sauce - five blend cheese topping with
Vadalia onions and mushrooms.

mmmmmmmmushrooms....

Two Parkers
 

On Sep 11, 9:52 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:32:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"

wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:02:27 GMT, Tom Francis
wrote:

I honestly don't care how they get along with anybody else. I like to
think of myself as the universal conversationalist. :)

Now wait just a minute here, we already have a universal
confrontationalist.

Did you mean contortionist?

I think that means he can do it with either hand.

I can eat pizza with both hands.

Which reminds me - I had the best damn thin crust pizza EVER tonight.

Nice light homemade tomato sauce - five blend cheese topping with
Vadalia onions and mushrooms.

mmmmmmmmushrooms....

I soaked the blue meat from the bluefish in some orange juice for a
couple of hours. Cut it into popper size chunks and dipped it in a
little egg, spices, and some Sylvias fish batter and fried them in a
little oil. We were all pleasantly surprised. Even me, who generally
does not like bluefish, I could not stop eating them, little
feeeeessshie poppers. The spices were basil, thyme, cayanne pepper,
salt and black pepper.

Hey Tom, high tide around noon on thursday?

Two Parkers
 

On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:58:14 -0000,
wrote:

On Sep 11, 9:52 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:32:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"

wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:02:27 GMT, Tom Francis
wrote:

I honestly don't care how they get along with anybody else. I like to
think of myself as the universal conversationalist. :)

Now wait just a minute here, we already have a universal
confrontationalist.

Did you mean contortionist?

I think that means he can do it with either hand.

I can eat pizza with both hands.

Which reminds me - I had the best damn thin crust pizza EVER tonight.

Nice light homemade tomato sauce - five blend cheese topping with
Vadalia onions and mushrooms.

mmmmmmmmushrooms....

I soaked the blue meat from the bluefish in some orange juice for a
couple of hours. Cut it into popper size chunks and dipped it in a
little egg, spices, and some Sylvias fish batter and fried them in a
little oil. We were all pleasantly surprised. Even me, who generally
does not like bluefish, I could not stop eating them, little
feeeeessshie poppers. The spices were basil, thyme, cayanne pepper,
salt and black pepper.

Hey Tom, high tide around noon on thursday?

Sounds like a winner.

Give me a call.

Two Parkers
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:27:24 -0400, BAR wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
HK wrote:

Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly
sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a
transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of
the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is
called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar.

Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more
freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer
also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my
choice.
Harry Krause,
I meant to ask you, if the Parker is as close to perfect as a boat can
be, why would anyone want to bring along aluminum folding chairs?
The aluminum chairs work together with the aluminum hats to keep the
governments GPS signals from take control of you. Everybody knows that
GPS satellites have dual purposes.

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?

That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.

Two Parkers
 

BAR wrote:

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?

That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.


You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.

Two Parkers
 

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
BAR wrote:

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?

That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.


You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.



Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached
to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe."

Two Parkers
 

BAR wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
BAR wrote:

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?

That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.


You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.



Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached
to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe."



How are they going to read your mind if it doesn't leave as easy as it
gets in. Why do you think the space craft seem to hover around CT and
the LI Sound?

Two Parkers
 

On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:25:40 -0400, BAR wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:27:24 -0400, BAR wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
HK wrote:

Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly
sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a
transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of
the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is
called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar.

Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more
freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer
also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my
choice.
Harry Krause,
I meant to ask you, if the Parker is as close to perfect as a boat can
be, why would anyone want to bring along aluminum folding chairs?
The aluminum chairs work together with the aluminum hats to keep the
governments GPS signals from take control of you. Everybody knows that
GPS satellites have dual purposes.

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?

That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.

What about the holes?

It's always about the holes.

Two Parkers
 

On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:29:36 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

BAR wrote:

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?

That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.

You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.

Faraday Cage for your head?

Two Parkers
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:25:40 -0400, BAR wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:27:24 -0400, BAR wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
HK wrote:

Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly
sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a
transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of
the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is
called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar.

Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more
freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer
also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my
choice.
Harry Krause,
I meant to ask you, if the Parker is as close to perfect as a boat can
be, why would anyone want to bring along aluminum folding chairs?
The aluminum chairs work together with the aluminum hats to keep the
governments GPS signals from take control of you. Everybody knows that
GPS satellites have dual purposes.
You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?
That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.

What about the holes?

It's always about the holes.


A better question: why is Reggie Retardo always addressing questions to
me? Is he hopeful I will respond to him? He will always get the same
response I give to a pile of dog**** on the sidewalk: I step over it,
never in it.