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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:25:33 -0400, HK wrote:
I prefer the Diesel Ducks. Then you should get one. |
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:25:33 -0400, HK wrote:
I prefer the Diesel Ducks. Odd - I wouldn't have thought of you as a Disco fan. |
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HK wrote:
Wayne.B wrote: On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:06:11 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: Wayne.B wrote: On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:06:17 -0400, HK wrote: I'll leave the stripes to the Grand Banks crowd. Stripes? http://share.shutterfly.com/action/w...AaOGTlo0Zt2LlI Damn, I can't figure out which boat I want. Now if the Grand Banks only had a stripe on it, it would be so easy. I couldn't find the stripe either, and the transom looks entirely too seaworthy. Hey, if you like barges, yours is one of the ones to get. Me, I'd rather stay in a good hotel. Harry, It sounds like you don't enjoy boating, you enjoy going out for a 30-45 min. "fishing trip" every few months. |
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Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:06:11 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: Wayne.B wrote: On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:06:17 -0400, HK wrote: I'll leave the stripes to the Grand Banks crowd. Stripes? http://share.shutterfly.com/action/w...AaOGTlo0Zt2LlI Damn, I can't figure out which boat I want. Now if the Grand Banks only had a stripe on it, it would be so easy. I couldn't find the stripe either, and the transom looks entirely too seaworthy. Wayne, I was wondering about your transom. Since you don't have a big hole in your transom, if a big way comes over the front of your boat, won't you sink like a rock? PS - If that woman on the front of your boat is your wife, you will really have Harry jealous. |
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HK wrote:
Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar. Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my choice. Harry Krause, I meant to ask you, if the Parker is as close to perfect as a boat can be, why would anyone want to bring along aluminum folding chairs? |
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Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:25:33 -0400, HK wrote: I prefer the Diesel Ducks. Then you should get one. If I were interested in a floating RVBarge, I would. Or maybe an American Tug. I like their looks better than the larger GBs. |
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Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
HK wrote: Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar. Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my choice. Harry Krause, I meant to ask you, if the Parker is as close to perfect as a boat can be, why would anyone want to bring along aluminum folding chairs? The aluminum chairs work together with the aluminum hats to keep the governments GPS signals from take control of you. Everybody knows that GPS satellites have dual purposes. |
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:43:17 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote: I was wondering about your transom. Since you don't have a big hole in your transom, if a big way comes over the front of your boat, won't you sink like a rock? I carry a chain saw for emergencies like that. It can immediately cut a large hole anywhere to let the water out. It's something they teach in damage control school. PS - If that woman on the front of your boat is your wife, you will really have Harry jealous. She is, and he is. We were married several years ago when when she was 14. |
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Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:43:17 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: I was wondering about your transom. Since you don't have a big hole in your transom, if a big way comes over the front of your boat, won't you sink like a rock? I carry a chain saw for emergencies like that. It can immediately cut a large hole anywhere to let the water out. It's something they teach in damage control school. PS - If that woman on the front of your boat is your wife, you will really have Harry jealous. She is, and he is. We were married several years ago when when she was 14. I would have guessed early 60s. |
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:14:05 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote: On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:43:17 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: I was wondering about your transom. Since you don't have a big hole in your transom, if a big way comes over the front of your boat, won't you sink like a rock? I carry a chain saw for emergencies like that. It can immediately cut a large hole anywhere to let the water out. It's something they teach in damage control school. Also comes in handy for those low bridge clearances. PS - If that woman on the front of your boat is your wife, you will really have Harry jealous. She is, and he is. We were married several years ago when when she was 14. ~~ cough - spit - hack - cough ~~ ROTFL!! |
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:27:24 -0400, BAR wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: HK wrote: Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar. Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my choice. Harry Krause, I meant to ask you, if the Parker is as close to perfect as a boat can be, why would anyone want to bring along aluminum folding chairs? The aluminum chairs work together with the aluminum hats to keep the governments GPS signals from take control of you. Everybody knows that GPS satellites have dual purposes. You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? |
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:27:24 -0400, BAR wrote: Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: HK wrote: Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar. Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my choice. Harry Krause, I meant to ask you, if the Parker is as close to perfect as a boat can be, why would anyone want to bring along aluminum folding chairs? The aluminum chairs work together with the aluminum hats to keep the governments GPS signals from take control of you. Everybody knows that GPS satellites have dual purposes. You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? At some point you have to ask yourself, Tom, why you are cavorting with two of the reigning assholes of rec.boats, Reggie Retardo and BARred from Dating Women. |
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Wayne.B wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:43:17 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: I was wondering about your transom. Since you don't have a big hole in your transom, if a big way comes over the front of your boat, won't you sink like a rock? I carry a chain saw for emergencies like that. It can immediately cut a large hole anywhere to let the water out. It's something they teach in damage control school. PS - If that woman on the front of your boat is your wife, you will really have Harry jealous. She is, and he is. We were married several years ago when when she was 14. LOL |
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HK wrote:
Wayne.B wrote: On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:44:28 -0400, HK wrote: Hey, if you like barges, yours is one of the ones to get. Me, I'd rather stay in a good hotel. Barge: http://www.anwr.org/gallery/pages/36-Barge.htm Grand Banks Trawler: http://www.marlowmarine.com/images/cinsubar%20.jpg I like the looks of the smaller, older GB trawlers, but not the larger ones. The larger ones look like slabsided barges to me. Sorry. If I were buying a trawlerRV, I'd want something a bit more "shippy" looking, at least to my taste, than a big GB. So you don't have a lobster boat? Really? |
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:42:04 -0400, HK wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:27:24 -0400, BAR wrote: Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: HK wrote: Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar. Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my choice. Harry Krause, I meant to ask you, if the Parker is as close to perfect as a boat can be, why would anyone want to bring along aluminum folding chairs? The aluminum chairs work together with the aluminum hats to keep the governments GPS signals from take control of you. Everybody knows that GPS satellites have dual purposes. You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? At some point you have to ask yourself, Tom, why you are cavorting with two of the reigning assholes of rec.boats, Reggie Retardo and BARred from Dating Women. First of all, I like them - they are interesting. Secondly, BAR is a former Marine and as such, a brother-in-arms. Third, and probably something you wouldn't understand, I generally enjoy conversing with everybody here. I honestly don't care how they get along with anybody else. I like to think of myself as the universal conversationalist. :) |
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On Sep 11, 5:09 pm, HK wrote:
wrote: On Sep 11, 2:53 pm, HK wrote: wrote: On Sep 11, 12:22 pm, HK wrote: Eisboch wrote: "HK" wrote in message ... I don't much like the big horsey side decals, either. On any boat. I had an 18' Robolo CC for a couple of years. The first modification I did was to tediously remove the huge "Robolo" decals from the sides. Unfortunately, a faint ghost image of the name decal remained, despite my many attempts to buff it out. Eisboch A shark's jaw decal on the bow? http://tinyurl.com/3ypyxx-Hidequoted text - - Show quoted text - See, that's a nice shot. I never suggested changing any part of the wet side of the hull, just a little curve to the shear, and tail, that's all..Wouldn't take much, certainly could be done without changing the fit and function at all. Anyway, don't get me wrong, one of the things I noticed about those Parkers was how nice they seemed to be moving in the water and how perfect of a single handed, or two handed fishing boat it is. The four was real quiet too. They came in not 100 yards from each other and headed for the same marina, do not know if they were fishing together or not. The boat is big enough in the front. If you drop the shearline, you decrease the height of the gunnels off the deck. When you do that, you make it more possible for ugly things to happen in terms of water coming aboard or people falling off. This is much less of a problem, of course, on larger boats.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I was thinking of a little more freeboard in the shear, not less. Kind of like the Gradys and such but not so obvious.. Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar. Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my choice.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Harry, you big thumbed, liberal, union spewing, Kansas hating, E-Tec envy, and probably fairly well dressed, thug! you are not looking at this the right way, I am talking in an artsy kindy or way, not just frekin' numbers;) I thought libs were supposed to be artsy, I give up, ugh, Have fun Harry, it's a great boat, even if.. oh forget it;) |
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:02:27 GMT, Tom Francis
wrote: I honestly don't care how they get along with anybody else. I like to think of myself as the universal conversationalist. :) Now wait just a minute here, we already have a universal confrontationalist. Did you mean contortionist? |
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:05:22 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote: On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:02:27 GMT, Tom Francis wrote: I honestly don't care how they get along with anybody else. I like to think of myself as the universal conversationalist. :) Now wait just a minute here, we already have a universal confrontationalist. Did you mean contortionist? What ever works. :) |
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Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:02:27 GMT, Tom Francis wrote: I honestly don't care how they get along with anybody else. I like to think of myself as the universal conversationalist. :) Now wait just a minute here, we already have a universal confrontationalist. Did you mean contortionist? I think that means he can do it with either hand. |
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:32:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote: Wayne.B wrote: On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:02:27 GMT, Tom Francis wrote: I honestly don't care how they get along with anybody else. I like to think of myself as the universal conversationalist. :) Now wait just a minute here, we already have a universal confrontationalist. Did you mean contortionist? I think that means he can do it with either hand. I can eat pizza with both hands. Which reminds me - I had the best damn thin crust pizza EVER tonight. Nice light homemade tomato sauce - five blend cheese topping with Vadalia onions and mushrooms. mmmmmmmmushrooms.... |
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On Sep 11, 9:52 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote: On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:32:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: Wayne.B wrote: On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:02:27 GMT, Tom Francis wrote: I honestly don't care how they get along with anybody else. I like to think of myself as the universal conversationalist. :) Now wait just a minute here, we already have a universal confrontationalist. Did you mean contortionist? I think that means he can do it with either hand. I can eat pizza with both hands. Which reminds me - I had the best damn thin crust pizza EVER tonight. Nice light homemade tomato sauce - five blend cheese topping with Vadalia onions and mushrooms. mmmmmmmmushrooms.... I soaked the blue meat from the bluefish in some orange juice for a couple of hours. Cut it into popper size chunks and dipped it in a little egg, spices, and some Sylvias fish batter and fried them in a little oil. We were all pleasantly surprised. Even me, who generally does not like bluefish, I could not stop eating them, little feeeeessshie poppers. The spices were basil, thyme, cayanne pepper, salt and black pepper. Hey Tom, high tide around noon on thursday? |
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:27:24 -0400, BAR wrote: Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: HK wrote: Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar. Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my choice. Harry Krause, I meant to ask you, if the Parker is as close to perfect as a boat can be, why would anyone want to bring along aluminum folding chairs? The aluminum chairs work together with the aluminum hats to keep the governments GPS signals from take control of you. Everybody knows that GPS satellites have dual purposes. You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. |
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BAR wrote:
You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter and leave easily. |
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Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
BAR wrote: You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter and leave easily. Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe." |
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BAR wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: BAR wrote: You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter and leave easily. Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe." How are they going to read your mind if it doesn't leave as easy as it gets in. Why do you think the space craft seem to hover around CT and the LI Sound? |
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:25:40 -0400, BAR wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:27:24 -0400, BAR wrote: Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: HK wrote: Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar. Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my choice. Harry Krause, I meant to ask you, if the Parker is as close to perfect as a boat can be, why would anyone want to bring along aluminum folding chairs? The aluminum chairs work together with the aluminum hats to keep the governments GPS signals from take control of you. Everybody knows that GPS satellites have dual purposes. You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. What about the holes? It's always about the holes. |
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:29:36 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote: BAR wrote: You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter and leave easily. Faraday Cage for your head? |
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:25:40 -0400, BAR wrote: Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 18:27:24 -0400, BAR wrote: Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: HK wrote: Uh...there's more freeboard on my parker than on the correspondingly sized Grady CC, even the 22-foot Grady. What the Gradys have is a transition, or dip, in the gunnels as they move towards the aft end of the boat, and therefore a more interesting shearline. I believe it is called a Palm Beach shearline, or something similar. Up forward, I have more freeboard, and in the stern I also have more freeboard. I'll have to measure it with a tape, but my Parker dealer also sells Gradys, and I looked at a couple of them before making my choice. Harry Krause, I meant to ask you, if the Parker is as close to perfect as a boat can be, why would anyone want to bring along aluminum folding chairs? The aluminum chairs work together with the aluminum hats to keep the governments GPS signals from take control of you. Everybody knows that GPS satellites have dual purposes. You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. What about the holes? It's always about the holes. A better question: why is Reggie Retardo always addressing questions to me? Is he hopeful I will respond to him? He will always get the same response I give to a pile of dog**** on the sidewalk: I step over it, never in it. |
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:41:44 -0400, BAR wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: BAR wrote: You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter and leave easily. Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe." See - I told you - it's all about the holes. :) Speaking of which, curiously enough, I have been approached by my two specialist doctors by have a RFID chip inserted as an experiment. I'm seriously thinking of having it done. It's about the size of a grain of rice, you don't notice it's there and from what I've been able to understand, data secure to only the two hospitals I visit for my treatments. Both of my dogs have them for ID purposes and it makes the vet visits a lot faster. And the other advantage is that I don't have to check in or anything - just wave it at the scanner and that's that - right into the infusion suite. As I understand it, it scans when I enter the hospital, the data is transmitted to the nurses station, the check-in is done and by the time I get to the floor, my meds are waiting and all they have to do is vital signs. I've been told that eventually, it will be able to work with a scale and BP machine so I can do my weight check (because my meds are measured by weight) and BP check at home, put the data on the chip and the chip monitors pulse and temp. Sounds cool man. |
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:41:44 -0400, BAR wrote: Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: BAR wrote: You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter and leave easily. Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe." See - I told you - it's all about the holes. :) Speaking of which, curiously enough, I have been approached by my two specialist doctors by have a RFID chip inserted as an experiment. I'm seriously thinking of having it done. It's about the size of a grain of rice, you don't notice it's there and from what I've been able to understand, data secure to only the two hospitals I visit for my treatments. Both of my dogs have them for ID purposes and it makes the vet visits a lot faster. And the other advantage is that I don't have to check in or anything - just wave it at the scanner and that's that - right into the infusion suite. As I understand it, it scans when I enter the hospital, the data is transmitted to the nurses station, the check-in is done and by the time I get to the floor, my meds are waiting and all they have to do is vital signs. I've been told that eventually, it will be able to work with a scale and BP machine so I can do my weight check (because my meds are measured by weight) and BP check at home, put the data on the chip and the chip monitors pulse and temp. Sounds cool man. Tom, This is normally used for patients with Alzheimer's. Is there something you want to tell us? By the way this has been linked to cancer. http://www.rfidupdate.com/articles/index.php?id=1441 You probably would like to know why I know these things, but I can't remember what we were talking about. |
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:41:44 -0400, BAR wrote: Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: BAR wrote: You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter and leave easily. Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe." See - I told you - it's all about the holes. :) Speaking of which, curiously enough, I have been approached by my two specialist doctors by have a RFID chip inserted as an experiment. I'm seriously thinking of having it done. It's about the size of a grain of rice, you don't notice it's there and from what I've been able to understand, data secure to only the two hospitals I visit for my treatments. Both of my dogs have them for ID purposes and it makes the vet visits a lot faster. And the other advantage is that I don't have to check in or anything - just wave it at the scanner and that's that - right into the infusion suite. As I understand it, it scans when I enter the hospital, the data is transmitted to the nurses station, the check-in is done and by the time I get to the floor, my meds are waiting and all they have to do is vital signs. I've been told that eventually, it will be able to work with a scale and BP machine so I can do my weight check (because my meds are measured by weight) and BP check at home, put the data on the chip and the chip monitors pulse and temp. Sounds cool man. And, of course, all of us with RFID scanners built into our GPS units will be alerted to your presence in our area with a "beep" and a digital image of your likeness popping up on the "biohazard alert screen." :} |
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:04:31 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote: BAR wrote: Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: BAR wrote: You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter and leave easily. Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe." How are they going to read your mind if it doesn't leave as easy as it gets in. Why do you think the space craft seem to hover around CT and the LI Sound? It's because my base of operations is in CT and LIS you dumbass. You think I'm kidding? I have 300 acres guarded by a fully sentient Model XVII Bolo named "Fluffy". And all the air and space craft are housed in a special underwater hanger located somewhere near Race Rock. You will never find it because I have 30th Century stealth technology - the hanger, if you ever found it, looks like a small rock - about six feet across and eight feet high. Inside, it's over 12,000 acres. Space/time folding is a wonderful thing. :) |
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HK wrote:
A better question: why is Reggie Retardo always addressing questions to me? Harry Krause, I am glad you listened to me about changing your handle and not using a real email address. I know that was hard for you to do, since you had a 10 yr history of promoting real names and email address for all who use Usenet, buy you are correct to admit you were wrong and to follow my advice. I really am here to help you. |
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:48:06 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote: This is normally used for patients with Alzheimer's. Is there something you want to tell us? I would tell you, but I forgot. By the way this has been linked to cancer. http://www.rfidupdate.com/articles/index.php?id=1441 Yeah - I know about that - first thing they mentioned in fact which was pretty impressive by it'self. You probably would like to know why I know these things, but I can't remember what we were talking about. Yeah - I know about that - first thing they mentioned in fact which was pretty impressive by it'self. What? |
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On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:48:23 -0400, HK wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:41:44 -0400, BAR wrote: Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: BAR wrote: You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter and leave easily. Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe." See - I told you - it's all about the holes. :) Speaking of which, curiously enough, I have been approached by my two specialist doctors by have a RFID chip inserted as an experiment. I'm seriously thinking of having it done. It's about the size of a grain of rice, you don't notice it's there and from what I've been able to understand, data secure to only the two hospitals I visit for my treatments. Both of my dogs have them for ID purposes and it makes the vet visits a lot faster. And the other advantage is that I don't have to check in or anything - just wave it at the scanner and that's that - right into the infusion suite. As I understand it, it scans when I enter the hospital, the data is transmitted to the nurses station, the check-in is done and by the time I get to the floor, my meds are waiting and all they have to do is vital signs. I've been told that eventually, it will be able to work with a scale and BP machine so I can do my weight check (because my meds are measured by weight) and BP check at home, put the data on the chip and the chip monitors pulse and temp. Sounds cool man. And, of course, all of us with RFID scanners built into our GPS units will be alerted to your presence in our area with a "beep" and a digital image of your likeness popping up on the "biohazard alert screen." :} More like "Run for you life - dangerous". |
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:41:44 -0400, BAR wrote: Reginald P. Smithers III wrote: BAR wrote: You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once in a while - you know - high speed data streams? Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I used a stainless steel mixing bowl? That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom. You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter and leave easily. Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe." See - I told you - it's all about the holes. :) Speaking of which, curiously enough, I have been approached by my two specialist doctors by have a RFID chip inserted as an experiment. I'm seriously thinking of having it done. It's about the size of a grain of rice, you don't notice it's there and from what I've been able to understand, data secure to only the two hospitals I visit for my treatments. Both of my dogs have them for ID purposes and it makes the vet visits a lot faster. And the other advantage is that I don't have to check in or anything - just wave it at the scanner and that's that - right into the infusion suite. As I understand it, it scans when I enter the hospital, the data is transmitted to the nurses station, the check-in is done and by the time I get to the floor, my meds are waiting and all they have to do is vital signs. I've been told that eventually, it will be able to work with a scale and BP machine so I can do my weight check (because my meds are measured by weight) and BP check at home, put the data on the chip and the chip monitors pulse and temp. Sounds cool man. It does sound cool but, I've heard about some problems with animals developing cancer from the implanted devices. The manufacturer stands by the FDA's approval that the devices are safe. I think I'll wait for the sequel. And, the last conference I attended for work had RFIDs affixed to your conference badge and the had RFID readers at the doors to each of the meeting rooms. Talk about getting you coming and going! |
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wrote in message oups.com... On Sep 11, 9:52 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:32:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote: Wayne.B wrote: On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:02:27 GMT, Tom Francis wrote: I honestly don't care how they get along with anybody else. I like to think of myself as the universal conversationalist. :) Now wait just a minute here, we already have a universal confrontationalist. Did you mean contortionist? I think that means he can do it with either hand. I can eat pizza with both hands. Which reminds me - I had the best damn thin crust pizza EVER tonight. Nice light homemade tomato sauce - five blend cheese topping with Vadalia onions and mushrooms. mmmmmmmmushrooms.... I soaked the blue meat from the bluefish in some orange juice for a couple of hours. Cut it into popper size chunks and dipped it in a little egg, spices, and some Sylvias fish batter and fried them in a little oil. We were all pleasantly surprised. Even me, who generally does not like bluefish, I could not stop eating them, little feeeeessshie poppers. The spices were basil, thyme, cayanne pepper, salt and black pepper. Hey Tom, high tide around noon on thursday? Just got back from Tahoe and a lot of boating. Dentist appointment mid afternoon. Fried up some nice albacore loin from the freezer. Last trip to San Diego bounty. A new brand of batter. Pescado Pete's wharf style mix. Good stuff. No boating for a while planned. Class at the local JC tomorrow. Then a visit to a buddy who has only 2-3 weeks left. Found out on the weekend, that he has pancreatic cancer and liver cancer. Sucks. He had not been feeling well for a few weeks. Trying to schedule the neighborhood kids for a fishing trip before the weather changes. Have to work around sports for at least 2 of them. |
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"Wayne.B" wrote in message ... On Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:06:17 -0400, HK wrote: I'll leave the stripes to the Grand Banks crowd. Stripes? http://share.shutterfly.com/action/w...AaOGTlo0Zt2LlI Stripes??? http://www.eisboch.com/pangea2.html Eisboch |
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