On Mon, 21 May 2007 06:00:11 GMT, "Calif Bill"
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Sun, 20 May 2007 11:19:15 -0300, "Don White"
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I am very interested in Halmans with trailers...butt...am afraid of
guns!

Tom doesn't shoot anyone anymore...... at least not very often.

I haven't shot anybody in - well, close to forty years now.

Not that I haven't wanted to mind you, but... :)

Just call the bunker ahead of time and he'll allow safe passage.

Well, now that I've established the Universal Free State of Shortwave,
I'm afraid that he will have to apply to my Department of Free State
Security for entrance.

However, for a small fee, I can "expedite" the process that will allow
safe passage through my army of Ninja Dogs, the automated roaming
roboguns, the sentient self-aware Bolo tanks and a nasty little piece
of military hardware I picked up in another dimension - a menagerie of
robo animals with all kinds of nasty weaponry.

We won't even discuss the critters and weapons that guard the moat.

That where the Purple People Eaters now live?

No - they fly CAP.

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On Mon, 21 May 2007 06:00:11 GMT, "Calif Bill"
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Sun, 20 May 2007 11:19:15 -0300, "Don White"
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I am very interested in Halmans with trailers...butt...am afraid of
guns!

Tom doesn't shoot anyone anymore...... at least not very often.

I haven't shot anybody in - well, close to forty years now.

Not that I haven't wanted to mind you, but... :)

Just call the bunker ahead of time and he'll allow safe passage.

Well, now that I've established the Universal Free State of Shortwave,
I'm afraid that he will have to apply to my Department of Free State
Security for entrance.

However, for a small fee, I can "expedite" the process that will allow
safe passage through my army of Ninja Dogs, the automated roaming
roboguns, the sentient self-aware Bolo tanks and a nasty little piece
of military hardware I picked up in another dimension - a menagerie of
robo animals with all kinds of nasty weaponry.

We won't even discuss the critters and weapons that guard the moat.

That where the Purple People Eaters now live?

No - they fly CAP.

Saw a Tee Shirt being worn today when I was at Costco. May apply to even a
few here.
"Lots of people are alive as it is illegal to kill them."

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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Saw a Tee Shirt being worn today when I was at Costco. May apply to even
a few here.
"Lots of people are alive as it is illegal to kill them."


yeah yeah! You're a real hardass..............

Hey, Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Cohicly Bill
Hey Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Colichly Bill

He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun
In case of accidents he always took his mom
He's the all American bullet-headed Saxon mother's son
All the children sing

Hey, Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Cohicly Bill
Hey Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Colichly Bill

Deep in the jungle where the mighty tiger lies
Bill and his elephants were taken by surprise
So Captain Marval zapped him right between the eyes
All the children sing

Hey, Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Cohicly Bill
Hey Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Colichly Bill

The children asked him if to kill was not a sin
"Not when he looked so fierce" his mommy butted in
If looks could kill it would have been us instead of him
All the children sing

"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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Saw a Tee Shirt being worn today when I was at Costco. May apply to even
a few here.
"Lots of people are alive as it is illegal to kill them."


yeah yeah! You're a real hardass..............

Hey, Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Cohicly Bill
Hey Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Colichly Bill

He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun
In case of accidents he always took his mom
He's the all American bullet-headed Saxon mother's son
All the children sing

Hey, Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Cohicly Bill
Hey Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Colichly Bill

Deep in the jungle where the mighty tiger lies
Bill and his elephants were taken by surprise
So Captain Marval zapped him right between the eyes
All the children sing

Hey, Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Cohicly Bill
Hey Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Colichly Bill

The children asked him if to kill was not a sin
"Not when he looked so fierce" his mommy butted in
If looks could kill it would have been us instead of him
All the children sing


You are also not very good as a song writer.

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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You are also not very good as a song writer.


Why, thank you Bill, but I can't take the credit for writing that song.
I don't want Yoko Ono on my case for plagiarism.

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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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You are also not very good as a song writer.


Why, thank you Bill, but I can't take the credit for writing that song.
I don't want Yoko Ono on my case for plagiarism.


Your version sucked. Plus Yoko is a crappy performer also.

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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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You are also not very good as a song writer.


Why, thank you Bill, but I can't take the credit for writing that song.
I don't want Yoko Ono on my case for plagiarism.


Your version sucked. Plus Yoko is a crappy performer also.


She did not sing or write it. Lennon and McCartney wrote it and the
Beatles sang it on their White Album.

The song is "Bungalow Bill" though. ;-)

http://www.stevesbeatles.com/songs/t...galow_bill.asp