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Calif Bill Calif Bill is offline
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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Saw a Tee Shirt being worn today when I was at Costco. May apply to even
a few here.
"Lots of people are alive as it is illegal to kill them."


yeah yeah! You're a real hardass..............

Hey, Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Cohicly Bill
Hey Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Colichly Bill

He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun
In case of accidents he always took his mom
He's the all American bullet-headed Saxon mother's son
All the children sing

Hey, Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Cohicly Bill
Hey Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Colichly Bill

Deep in the jungle where the mighty tiger lies
Bill and his elephants were taken by surprise
So Captain Marval zapped him right between the eyes
All the children sing

Hey, Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Cohicly Bill
Hey Colichly Bill
What did you kill, Colichly Bill

The children asked him if to kill was not a sin
"Not when he looked so fierce" his mommy butted in
If looks could kill it would have been us instead of him
All the children sing


You are also not very good as a song writer.