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Calif Bill wrote:
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On Apr 10, 7:09?am, Harry Krause wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Apr 9, 10:01?am, Harry Krause wrote:
...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.
Septic Tank pumpout party.
Bring your own lawn chairs.
(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it
was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)
Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.
What are the gasmasks for, Harry? You've spent years trying to
persuade everybody that yours doesn't stink.
Pretty sad when the only body of water you ineract with much anymore
is the effluent in your septic tank. But aren't you always looking
for
a warm place to swim?
I could say I was going to have the tank opened to see where you live,
but that would require me to act here as you do, so I'll pass that
gas.
We'll be "interacting" with Chesapeake Bay later this month, when it
warms up. As I have stated here a number of times, I don't like
boating
in "Seattle-like" weather. Temps have to be in the 60s, at least, for
me
to go boating, 70s are better, and 80s are what I really like.
This is what the gals wear in my kind of boating weather:
http://tinyurl.com/3yejye
This is what they wear where you boat:
http://tinyurl.com/37h5rp

Party is over. Crew showed up, dug up the access covers, broke up the
sludge in the solids tank, emptied tanks, et cetera, and a grand time
was had by all.

Chuck didn't show.

Too bad.

This was the entertainment:

http://tinyurl.com/2mawb7

She flew over Seattle one summer, but it was too cold and dreary to land.-
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So that's what she told you?

We carefully inspect any hookers arriving at the airport on flights
from Baltimore and DC. Most of them can't be allowed out of quarantine
and have to be sent back- far too many nasty diseases, etc. (If they
are spending their days and nights hanging around septic tanks and
sewage back there, it's no wonder they show up here smelling so
badly).

***** 5 stars and a thumbs up.




You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."
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You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think the
good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."


That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering how often
he kisses butts.


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You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."


That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep you whole head lubed with **** from
Harry's but. And to think you worked for the government. No wonder the
people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.


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You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."


That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with *****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government. No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"

What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...
http://french.about.com/library/voca.../bl_hockey.htm



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Don White wrote:
"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."
That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering how
often he kisses butts.

You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with *****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government. No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"

What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...
http://french.about.com/library/voca.../bl_hockey.htm





Bilious Bill often impresses with his demonstrations of English as a
second language.


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On Apr 10, 4:44 pm, Harry Krause wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."
That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with *****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government. No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"


What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...
http://french.about.com/library/voca.../bl_hockey.htm


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If he posted after lunch, then he's probably drunk.

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"basskisser" wrote in message
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On Apr 10, 4:44 pm, Harry Krause wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you
think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."
That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering
how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with
*****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government. No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"


What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...
http://french.about.com/library/voca.../bl_hockey.htm


Bilious Bill often impresses with his demonstrations of English as a
second language.- Hide quoted text -

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If he posted after lunch, then he's probably drunk.


I rarely drink, but for an admitted drug grower and supplier, you probably
are toking as you post.


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On Apr 10, 4:36 pm, "Don White" wrote:
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rthlink.net...







"Don White" wrote in message
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You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."


That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with *****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government. No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"

What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...http://french.about.com/library/voca...bl_hockey.htm- Hide quoted text -

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Hey, it came directly from his "libs".

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