Some people are just too darn stupid to be allowed on the water.

Among them:

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. (March 8) - Attempts to duplicate a movie stunt
landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing
criminal charges.

The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in
which a character lights his genitals on fire.

Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and
genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson,
43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was
charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment
Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court.

Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do
the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said.

After Peterson ignited Anderson, he ran into the bathroom, jumped into
the tub and put the flames out, according to the complaint. He was
taken to Luther Hospital, and eventually treated at the Regions
Hospital Burn Unit in St. Paul, Minn., for second-degree burns.

Anderson told police that he didn't want anyone to get in trouble
because of the stunt.

Peterson was freed on a $2,000 bond. He has a hearing scheduled April
16. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in prison.

********************************

Somewhere, Jim Morrison is laughing his arse off and singing, "C'mon,
baby, light my fire......"

"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
oups.com...
Some people are just too darn stupid to be allowed on the water.

Among them:

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. (March 8) - Attempts to duplicate a movie stunt
landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing
criminal charges.

The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in
which a character lights his genitals on fire.

Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and
genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson,
43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was
charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment
Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court.

Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do
the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said.

After Peterson ignited Anderson, he ran into the bathroom, jumped into
the tub and put the flames out, according to the complaint. He was
taken to Luther Hospital, and eventually treated at the Regions
Hospital Burn Unit in St. Paul, Minn., for second-degree burns.

Anderson told police that he didn't want anyone to get in trouble
because of the stunt.

Peterson was freed on a $2,000 bond. He has a hearing scheduled April
16. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in prison.


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http://www.democratandchronicle.com/...WS01/703080352

No seat belt on the guy who crossed the median. Troopers on TV this morning
said his estimated speed was 65 mph. Notice the white road in the picture.

54%

On 8 Mar 2007 06:25:02 -0800, "Chuck Gould"
wrote:

Some people are just too darn stupid to be allowed on the water.

Nice try but waaaaay off topic.

On Mar 8, 6:46�am, Wayne.B wrote:
On 8 Mar 2007 06:25:02 -0800, "Chuck Gould"

wrote:
Some people are just too darn stupid to be allowed on the water.

Nice try but waaaaay off topic. *

Nolo Contendere :-)

"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
ups.com...
On Mar 8, 6:46?am, Wayne.B wrote:
On 8 Mar 2007 06:25:02 -0800, "Chuck Gould"

wrote:
Some people are just too darn stupid to be allowed on the water.

Nice try but waaaaay off topic.

Nolo Contendere :-)
=======================


A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment , why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make the
woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Same guy who shot himself with the flare gun?

--Mike

"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
oups.com...
Some people are just too darn stupid to be allowed on the water.

Among them:

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. (March 8) - Attempts to duplicate a movie stunt
landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing
criminal charges.

The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in
which a character lights his genitals on fire.

Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and
genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson,
43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was
charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment
Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court.

Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do
the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said.

After Peterson ignited Anderson, he ran into the bathroom, jumped into
the tub and put the flames out, according to the complaint. He was
taken to Luther Hospital, and eventually treated at the Regions
Hospital Burn Unit in St. Paul, Minn., for second-degree burns.

Anderson told police that he didn't want anyone to get in trouble
because of the stunt.

Peterson was freed on a $2,000 bond. He has a hearing scheduled April
16. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in prison.

********************************

Somewhere, Jim Morrison is laughing his arse off and singing, "C'mon,
baby, light my fire......"

I never watched the movies in question, for obvious reasons. I fail to
see what the 'stunt' if properly performed, is supposed to accomplish.
JR

Chuck Gould wrote:

Some people are just too darn stupid to be allowed on the water.

Among them:

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. (March 8) - Attempts to duplicate a movie stunt
landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing
criminal charges.

The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in
which a character lights his genitals on fire.

Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and
genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson,
43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was
charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment
Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court.

Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do
the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said.

After Peterson ignited Anderson, he ran into the bathroom, jumped into
the tub and put the flames out, according to the complaint. He was
taken to Luther Hospital, and eventually treated at the Regions
Hospital Burn Unit in St. Paul, Minn., for second-degree burns.

Anderson told police that he didn't want anyone to get in trouble
because of the stunt.

Peterson was freed on a $2,000 bond. He has a hearing scheduled April
16. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in prison.

********************************

Somewhere, Jim Morrison is laughing his arse off and singing, "C'mon,
baby, light my fire......"



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DING DING! DING! 'At's a good one
JR

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:


A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment , why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make the
woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"




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The movie is designed to make 15 year old boys laugh and hand over money to
movie theatres and rental stores. I've seen it work as designed. It's also
makes girls leave the room, to the dismay of the aforementioned boys.


"JR North" wrote in message
.. .
I never watched the movies in question, for obvious reasons. I fail to see
what the 'stunt' if properly performed, is supposed to accomplish.
JR

Chuck Gould wrote:

Some people are just too darn stupid to be allowed on the water.

Among them:

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. (March 8) - Attempts to duplicate a movie stunt
landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing
criminal charges.

The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in
which a character lights his genitals on fire.

Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and
genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson,
43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was
charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment
Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court.

Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do
the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said.

After Peterson ignited Anderson, he ran into the bathroom, jumped into
the tub and put the flames out, according to the complaint. He was
taken to Luther Hospital, and eventually treated at the Regions
Hospital Burn Unit in St. Paul, Minn., for second-degree burns.

Anderson told police that he didn't want anyone to get in trouble
because of the stunt.

Peterson was freed on a $2,000 bond. He has a hearing scheduled April
16. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in prison.

********************************

Somewhere, Jim Morrison is laughing his arse off and singing, "C'mon,
baby, light my fire......"



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Home Page: http://www.seanet.com/~jasonrnorth