"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
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On Mar 8, 6:46?am, Wayne.B wrote:
On 8 Mar 2007 06:25:02 -0800, "Chuck Gould"

wrote:
Some people are just too darn stupid to be allowed on the water.

Nice try but waaaaay off topic.

Nolo Contendere :-)
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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment , why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make the
woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"