Kevin, I lived in Hawaii for three years. I know a little about the state
and the islands and their landmarks. And, I know quite a bit about the
beaches all along the southern coast.

When you lived there and went to the beach, did the horizon list about 4
degrees to starboard, or did that just start happening within the last year
or so? I don't recall it looking like that when I was last there, but
apparently that was the state of things when you-know-who graced the island
with his presence.