A misplaced faith in the miracle of duct tape led to the demise of a
man boating on the Columbia River. Duct tape has a reputation for
fixing any problem. Steven and a friend were fishing in a twelve-foot
aluminum boat held together with multiple duct tape repairs, including
the motor mount. Suddenly they encountered rough water and Steven stood
up in the boat. The overtaxed duct tape gave way, and the vessel, rated
to hold 200 pounds, capsized and tossed the two men and their 640
pounds of equipment into the water. The U.S. Coast Guard rescued the
surviving companion the next morning, but Steven was not so lucky. He
was found dead in an ill-fitting life jacket. Perhaps if he had duct
taped it in place, he would still be sailing the river in his rickety
dinghy, instead of holding a Darwin Award.