On 15 Jun 2006 17:17:11 -0700, wrote:

John, don't feel alone, my wife would do the same for me too.....



JohnH wrote:
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years
ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and
watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a
hot, 25 year-old blond.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen
TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are
not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25
year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat...

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John H

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Thanks. That definitely brightens my outlook on life!
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John H

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John, this ought to help too:

A married couple was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in
a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny, beautiful fairy
appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will
grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for
the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me."

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish...

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92
years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful husbands should
remember fairies are female. (well, at least in stories like this
anyway.)




JohnH wrote:
On 15 Jun 2006 17:17:11 -0700, wrote:

John, don't feel alone, my wife would do the same for me too.....



JohnH wrote:
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years
ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and
watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a
hot, 25 year-old blond.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen
TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are
not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25
year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat...

--
John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

Thanks. That definitely brightens my outlook on life!
--
John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

On 15 Jun 2006 20:33:41 -0700, wrote:

John, this ought to help too:

A married couple was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in
a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny, beautiful fairy
appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will
grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for
the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me."

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish...

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92
years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful husbands should
remember fairies are female. (well, at least in stories like this
anyway.)




JohnH wrote:
On 15 Jun 2006 17:17:11 -0700, wrote:

John, don't feel alone, my wife would do the same for me too.....



JohnH wrote:
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years
ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and
watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a
hot, 25 year-old blond.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen
TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are
not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25
year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat...


You were supposed to put a boat in there somewhere to make it boating
related. Now you'll be in trouble, and I'll laugh.

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John H

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You were supposed to put a boat in there somewhere to make it boating
related. Now you'll be in trouble, and I'll laugh.
--
John H

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Er, john....

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for
the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

On 15 Jun 2006 22:49:25 -0700, wrote:



You were supposed to put a boat in there somewhere to make it boating
related. Now you'll be in trouble, and I'll laugh.
--
John H

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Er, john....

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for
the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

More subtleness is required. Look at my OP. Do you think the jon boat and
the GB were part of the original joke? No way. They got added to make sure
I didn't get in hot water with he who is watching me very closely.

I think I would have had your couple eating on the stern of their 53'
Hatteras.

Keep this secret.
--
John H

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JohnH wrote:
On 15 Jun 2006 22:49:25 -0700, wrote:



You were supposed to put a boat in there somewhere to make it boating
related. Now you'll be in trouble, and I'll laugh.
--
John H

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***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
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Er, john....

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for
the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

More subtleness is required. Look at my OP. Do you think the jon boat and
the GB were part of the original joke? No way. They got added to make sure
I didn't get in hot water with he who is watching me very closely.

I think I would have had your couple eating on the stern of their 53'
Hatteras.

Keep this secret.
--

There's a new sheriff in town....You'd better be careful. Unless he's
on a one of his monthly bipolar rants......then he's just, well,
mentally unstable.

Hey, two 25 yr. olds = one 50 yr. old, right?

basskisser wrote:
There's a new sheriff in town....You'd better be careful. Unless he's
on a one of his monthly bipolar rants......then he's just, well,
mentally unstable.

I don't really know who the "new sheriff" is, but I really doubt if he
wants your job...