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Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years
ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat... -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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"JohnH" wrote in message
... Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat... John H DRUM CRASH! -- "In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination." - Mark Twain |
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"JohnH" wrote in message ... Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat... Yep. Could be worse though, after many years ... http://tinyurl.com/k2bgg RCE www.eisboch.com |
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On Thu, 15 Jun 2006 16:04:36 -0400, "RCE" wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message .. . Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat... Yep. Could be worse though, after many years ... http://tinyurl.com/k2bgg RCE www.eisboch.com You must have been saving that one for just the right occasion. -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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John, don't feel alone, my wife would do the same for me too.....
JohnH wrote: Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat... -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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John, this ought to help too:
A married couple was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny, beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old. The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful husbands should remember fairies are female. (well, at least in stories like this anyway.) JohnH wrote: On 15 Jun 2006 17:17:11 -0700, wrote: John, don't feel alone, my wife would do the same for me too..... JohnH wrote: Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat... -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Thanks. That definitely brightens my outlook on life! -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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You were supposed to put a boat in there somewhere to make it boating related. Now you'll be in trouble, and I'll laugh. -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Er, john.... "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. |
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