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Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years
ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat... -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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... Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat... John H DRUM CRASH! -- "In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination." - Mark Twain |
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"JohnH" wrote in message ... Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat... Yep. Could be worse though, after many years ... http://tinyurl.com/k2bgg RCE www.eisboch.com |
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On Thu, 15 Jun 2006 16:04:36 -0400, "RCE" wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message .. . Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat... Yep. Could be worse though, after many years ... http://tinyurl.com/k2bgg RCE www.eisboch.com You must have been saving that one for just the right occasion. -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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John, don't feel alone, my wife would do the same for me too.....
JohnH wrote: Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat... -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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John, this ought to help too:
A married couple was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny, beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old. The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful husbands should remember fairies are female. (well, at least in stories like this anyway.) JohnH wrote: On 15 Jun 2006 17:17:11 -0700, wrote: John, don't feel alone, my wife would do the same for me too..... JohnH wrote: Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, fished from a jon boat, and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25 year-old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, 45 foot Grand Banks, and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, fishing from a jon boat... -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Thanks. That definitely brightens my outlook on life! -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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You were supposed to put a boat in there somewhere to make it boating related. Now you'll be in trouble, and I'll laugh. -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Er, john.... "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. |
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JohnH wrote: On 15 Jun 2006 22:49:25 -0700, wrote: You were supposed to put a boat in there somewhere to make it boating related. Now you'll be in trouble, and I'll laugh. -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Er, john.... "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. More subtleness is required. Look at my OP. Do you think the jon boat and the GB were part of the original joke? No way. They got added to make sure I didn't get in hot water with he who is watching me very closely. I think I would have had your couple eating on the stern of their 53' Hatteras. Keep this secret. -- There's a new sheriff in town....You'd better be careful. Unless he's on a one of his monthly bipolar rants......then he's just, well, mentally unstable. |
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Hey, two 25 yr. olds = one 50 yr. old, right?
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basskisser wrote: There's a new sheriff in town....You'd better be careful. Unless he's on a one of his monthly bipolar rants......then he's just, well, mentally unstable. I don't really know who the "new sheriff" is, but I really doubt if he wants your job... |
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On 16 Jun 2006 08:02:52 -0700, "Keith" wrote:
Hey, two 25 yr. olds = one 50 yr. old, right? Yeah, but increasing the prop size isn't going to give us old folks a better hole shot! -- John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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