Reggie Smithers wrote:
Doug Kanter wrote:

Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did
not have a major impact on the city?
Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-)
Doug,
Ok, what made this 27" in. different than the 24" in the early 90's
that devastated NYC?

Maybe the knuckleheads realized that a snowstorm like this, combined
with another 9/11-type thing could end the city for good, if they
couldn't move emergency workers.


For some reason this reminds me of an old joke. When my wife and I
got married, on our wedding night she asked me to give her 9" and
make it hurt.

.......................

so I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.

A woman's about to put on her bra, stops, and asks her husband, "Do
you think I should get my breasts enlarged? I mean...they always seem
small to me". Being a smart guy, he says "No, they're fine the way
they are". She presses the issue, and finally he says "Take some
toilet paper and rub it up & down between your tits. Over time, it'll
make them bigger". She says "That's nuts. It can't be true". He says
"Why not? It worked on your ass!"

roflmao
very cute.


To keep this on topic:

Gone Fishing

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his
friends. We'll be gone for a week."

"This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been
wanting," he continued, "So would you please pack me enough clothes for
a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office
and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my
new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but, being a good wife, she
does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking
good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish.

He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies, "I did... they were in your tackle box."

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Reggie
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