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Chuckie wrote:

Would be interesting to see an honest evaluating of John's nuts to Nifty
Nuts from this NW shill.


Is it true there are a lot of unusual, locally grown nuts in Kansas?

'Bout as honest a comparison as one would expect from a well-known
shill, Chuckie. Can't say I'm surprised.

Some say the very best cashews you can buy are obtained from this little
hole-in-the-wall. They've been in business since 1937 and the secret to
their quality is that they roast and very lightly salt the nuts on site
small batch by small batch. I don't think you can find better. If you
want the best, this is one of those finds:

http://www.360wichita.com/FoodandBev...yNutHouse.html

http://cookbookking.blogspot.com/200...-nutty_24.html

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On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:12:16 -0500, Reggie Smithers
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Guy who honors his bets! :-)

Not one, not two, but three cans of boiled peanuts in the parcel post
today.

Thanks, John.

P.S. A note included said that you and another NG'er have a bet going
about whether or not I'll puke these back up? They don't call me "iron
gut Gould" for nothing...oh, wait....umm,,,(I guess it's been a few
years since anybody could have associated me with an iron gut)...

Oh well, thanks for the peanuts.

Chuck / John,
Real boiled peanuts do not come in a can, they come steaming in a paper
(or if you must, a plastic bag). Chuck, until JohnH send you a bag of
"steaming" boiled peanuts he has not paid off the bet. I am sure he can
rig up a little mini-boiler so they peanuts arrive to you hot and steaming.


Reggie, we all know how they're supposed to come. Would you believe I drove
the entire state of Virginia looking for flea markets where some fresh
boiled peanuts could be found? Try that in January!

If Chuck so desires, I will send him some kitty litter bags so he can heat
his nuts, pour 'em in the bag, and experience the real thing (a wet lap).

Now, hush youngun!
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'Til next time,

John H

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JohnH wrote:
On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:12:16 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

wrote:
Guy who honors his bets! :-)

Not one, not two, but three cans of boiled peanuts in the parcel post
today.

Thanks, John.

P.S. A note included said that you and another NG'er have a bet going
about whether or not I'll puke these back up? They don't call me "iron
gut Gould" for nothing...oh, wait....umm,,,(I guess it's been a few
years since anybody could have associated me with an iron gut)...

Oh well, thanks for the peanuts.

Chuck / John,
Real boiled peanuts do not come in a can, they come steaming in a paper
(or if you must, a plastic bag). Chuck, until JohnH send you a bag of
"steaming" boiled peanuts he has not paid off the bet. I am sure he can
rig up a little mini-boiler so they peanuts arrive to you hot and steaming.


Reggie, we all know how they're supposed to come. Would you believe I drove
the entire state of Virginia looking for flea markets where some fresh
boiled peanuts could be found? Try that in January!

If Chuck so desires, I will send him some kitty litter bags so he can heat
his nuts, pour 'em in the bag, and experience the real thing (a wet lap).

Now, hush youngun!
--
'Til next time,

John H

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JOhnH,
The key is to UPS him a little pot with a little flame loaded down with
peanuts still boiling in the pot. If possible, please UPS him the
toothless guy and his wife in purple stretch pants to improve the
natural ambiance of the experience of eating boiled peanuts.

As ex military, I am sure you can improvise.

I used to stop every time I saw a pot of boiled peanuts, until I
realized that one bag contains a month's supply of sodium. Nothing
better on a spring day or fall day than munching on hot boiled peanuts
as you slowly puttered on the lake.

Damn, my life sucks. I can't eat pizza, hotdogs or boiled peanuts. Can
you send me that 454 handgun back when you finish with it?

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On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 08:26:10 -0500, Reggie Smithers
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JohnH wrote:
On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:12:16 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

wrote:
Guy who honors his bets! :-)

Not one, not two, but three cans of boiled peanuts in the parcel post
today.

Thanks, John.

P.S. A note included said that you and another NG'er have a bet going
about whether or not I'll puke these back up? They don't call me "iron
gut Gould" for nothing...oh, wait....umm,,,(I guess it's been a few
years since anybody could have associated me with an iron gut)...

Oh well, thanks for the peanuts.

Chuck / John,
Real boiled peanuts do not come in a can, they come steaming in a paper
(or if you must, a plastic bag). Chuck, until JohnH send you a bag of
"steaming" boiled peanuts he has not paid off the bet. I am sure he can
rig up a little mini-boiler so they peanuts arrive to you hot and steaming.


Reggie, we all know how they're supposed to come. Would you believe I drove
the entire state of Virginia looking for flea markets where some fresh
boiled peanuts could be found? Try that in January!

If Chuck so desires, I will send him some kitty litter bags so he can heat
his nuts, pour 'em in the bag, and experience the real thing (a wet lap).

Now, hush youngun!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

JOhnH,
The key is to UPS him a little pot with a little flame loaded down with
peanuts still boiling in the pot. If possible, please UPS him the
toothless guy and his wife in purple stretch pants to improve the
natural ambiance of the experience of eating boiled peanuts.

As ex military, I am sure you can improvise.

I used to stop every time I saw a pot of boiled peanuts, until I
realized that one bag contains a month's supply of sodium. Nothing
better on a spring day or fall day than munching on hot boiled peanuts
as you slowly puttered on the lake.

Damn, my life sucks. I can't eat pizza, hotdogs or boiled peanuts. Can
you send me that 454 handgun back when you finish with it?


Loaded or unloaded? I'd prefer the latter to save about $37 in shipping
costs.
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'Til next time,

John H

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JohnH wrote:
On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 08:26:10 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:12:16 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

wrote:
Guy who honors his bets! :-)

Not one, not two, but three cans of boiled peanuts in the parcel post
today.

Thanks, John.

P.S. A note included said that you and another NG'er have a bet going
about whether or not I'll puke these back up? They don't call me "iron
gut Gould" for nothing...oh, wait....umm,,,(I guess it's been a few
years since anybody could have associated me with an iron gut)...

Oh well, thanks for the peanuts.

Chuck / John,
Real boiled peanuts do not come in a can, they come steaming in a paper
(or if you must, a plastic bag). Chuck, until JohnH send you a bag of
"steaming" boiled peanuts he has not paid off the bet. I am sure he can
rig up a little mini-boiler so they peanuts arrive to you hot and steaming.
Reggie, we all know how they're supposed to come. Would you believe I drove
the entire state of Virginia looking for flea markets where some fresh
boiled peanuts could be found? Try that in January!

If Chuck so desires, I will send him some kitty litter bags so he can heat
his nuts, pour 'em in the bag, and experience the real thing (a wet lap).

Now, hush youngun!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

JOhnH,
The key is to UPS him a little pot with a little flame loaded down with
peanuts still boiling in the pot. If possible, please UPS him the
toothless guy and his wife in purple stretch pants to improve the
natural ambiance of the experience of eating boiled peanuts.

As ex military, I am sure you can improvise.

I used to stop every time I saw a pot of boiled peanuts, until I
realized that one bag contains a month's supply of sodium. Nothing
better on a spring day or fall day than munching on hot boiled peanuts
as you slowly puttered on the lake.

Damn, my life sucks. I can't eat pizza, hotdogs or boiled peanuts. Can
you send me that 454 handgun back when you finish with it?


Loaded or unloaded? I'd prefer the latter to save about $37 in shipping
costs.
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

Any way you want, just send it quickly.

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On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 00:38:42 GMT, Dan Krueger
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Guy who honors his bets! :-)

Not one, not two, but three cans of boiled peanuts in the parcel post
today.

Thanks, John.

P.S. A note included said that you and another NG'er have a bet going
about whether or not I'll puke these back up? They don't call me "iron
gut Gould" for nothing...oh, wait....umm,,,(I guess it's been a few
years since anybody could have associated me with an iron gut)...

Oh well, thanks for the peanuts.


Is this the brand?

http://tinyurl.com/avz3p

While I don't eat the shells, it doesn't seem right without them.

Dan


No, these: http://tinyurl.com/ap5fw
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On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 00:38:42 GMT, Dan Krueger
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wrote:

Guy who honors his bets! :-)

Not one, not two, but three cans of boiled peanuts in the parcel post
today.

Thanks, John.

P.S. A note included said that you and another NG'er have a bet going
about whether or not I'll puke these back up? They don't call me "iron
gut Gould" for nothing...oh, wait....umm,,,(I guess it's been a few
years since anybody could have associated me with an iron gut)...

Oh well, thanks for the peanuts.


Is this the brand?

http://tinyurl.com/avz3p

While I don't eat the shells, it doesn't seem right without them.

Dan


No, these: http://tinyurl.com/ap5fw
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'Til next time,

John H

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAP`s down a motorway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old
lady,
" why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."


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JimH wrote:
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On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 00:38:42 GMT, Dan Krueger
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Guy who honors his bets! :-)

Not one, not two, but three cans of boiled peanuts in the parcel post
today.

Thanks, John.

P.S. A note included said that you and another NG'er have a bet going
about whether or not I'll puke these back up? They don't call me "iron
gut Gould" for nothing...oh, wait....umm,,,(I guess it's been a few
years since anybody could have associated me with an iron gut)...

Oh well, thanks for the peanuts.


Is this the brand?

http://tinyurl.com/avz3p

While I don't eat the shells, it doesn't seem right without them.

Dan


No, these: http://tinyurl.com/ap5fw
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************



A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAP`s down a motorway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old
lady,
" why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."



Gross me out! All them old folk gummin' the nuts and then passing along
to the driver.


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