Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The last
question was: "Name seven advantages of mother's milk. The correct answers
will be worth 70 points."

One student, who had also partied a little too hard the night before, was
hard put to think of seven advantages. He finally wrote:
1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature.
5. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.

Then, the student was stuck.
Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he
wrote...



7. It comes in such cute containers.


He got an "A."

"Bill McKee" wrote in message
nk.net...
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The last
question was: "Name seven advantages of mother's milk. The correct
answers will be worth 70 points."

One student, who had also partied a little too hard the night before, was
hard put to think of seven advantages. He finally wrote:
1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature.
5. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.

Then, the student was stuck.
Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he
wrote...



7. It comes in such cute containers.


He got an "A."

Good one!

On Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:38:02 GMT, Gene Kearns
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 18:09:32 GMT, "Bill McKee"
wrote:

7. It comes in such cute containers.


He got an "A."

What do women's breasts and toy trains have in common?

??? (This better not be political!)

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John H

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