A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot makes conversation
about global warming, quantum mechanics, spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual
proclivities. Very impressed, the customer thinks, "This is really cool,"
and decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a
100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about football,
NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man decides to give the robot one more test. He heads
out the door and returns. The robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er...almost 50...I think." And the robot says...real
slowly... "Soooo...what kind of boat do you own?"

On Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:54:57 GMT, "Bill McKee" wrote:

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot makes conversation
about global warming, quantum mechanics, spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual
proclivities. Very impressed, the customer thinks, "This is really cool,"
and decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly
prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a
100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about football,
NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man decides to give the robot one more test. He heads
out the door and returns. The robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er...almost 50...I think." And the robot says...real
slowly... "Soooo...what kind of boat do you own?"


Smart robot!
--
John Herring

Hope your Christmas is Spectacular!
....and your New Year even Better!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot makes conversation
about global warming, quantum mechanics, spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities. Very impressed, the customer thinks, "This is really
cool," and decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him
the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man
responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this
time about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods,
and women's breasts. Really impressed, the man decides to give the robot
one more test. He heads out the door and returns. The robot serves him and
asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er...almost 50...I think." And
the robot says...real slowly... "Soooo...what kind of boat do you own?"



Wouldn't the robot recognize the same man coming in over and over? I think
the Robot was just ****ing with him and jealous he owned a boat.