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Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The last
question was: "Name seven advantages of mother's milk. The correct answers will be worth 70 points." One student, who had also partied a little too hard the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He finally wrote: 1. It is a perfect formula for the child. 2. It provides immunity against several diseases. 3. It is always available as needed. 4. It is always at the right temperature. 5. It is inexpensive. 6. It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa. Then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote... 7. It comes in such cute containers. He got an "A." |
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"Bill McKee" wrote in message nk.net... Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The last question was: "Name seven advantages of mother's milk. The correct answers will be worth 70 points." One student, who had also partied a little too hard the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He finally wrote: 1. It is a perfect formula for the child. 2. It provides immunity against several diseases. 3. It is always available as needed. 4. It is always at the right temperature. 5. It is inexpensive. 6. It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa. Then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote... 7. It comes in such cute containers. He got an "A." Good one! |
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