Incidentally, the same mutants are hired by schools. At night, when nobody's
there, they come and adjust the water fountains so the stream is so low that
you have to touch the metal in order to get water. The goal is to spread as
much disease as possible. If these mutants turn out to be incompetent at
this task, they're demoted and become school bus drivers.


And then the ultimate graduation...

They claim to have owned exotic Italian motorcycles that never were
made, attend, and hear great concerts that never happened...

TS,
What kind of individual would do something that idiotic?


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Incidentally, the same mutants are hired by schools. At night, when
nobody's
there, they come and adjust the water fountains so the stream is so low
that
you have to touch the metal in order to get water. The goal is to spread
as
much disease as possible. If these mutants turn out to be incompetent at
this task, they're demoted and become school bus drivers.


And then the ultimate graduation...

They claim to have owned exotic Italian motorcycles that never were
made, attend, and hear great concerts that never happened...

wrote in message
oups.com...
Incidentally, the same mutants are hired by schools. At night, when
nobody's
there, they come and adjust the water fountains so the stream is so low
that
you have to touch the metal in order to get water. The goal is to spread
as
much disease as possible. If these mutants turn out to be incompetent at
this task, they're demoted and become school bus drivers.


And then the ultimate graduation...

They claim to have owned exotic Italian motorcycles that never were
made, attend, and hear great concerts that never happened...


I saw the Grateful Dead perform "Bolero" with Leonard Bernstein. I think.

wrote in message
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Incidentally, the same mutants are hired by schools. At night, when
nobody's
there, they come and adjust the water fountains so the stream is so low
that
you have to touch the metal in order to get water. The goal is to spread
as
much disease as possible. If these mutants turn out to be incompetent at
this task, they're demoted and become school bus drivers.


And then the ultimate graduation...

They claim to have owned exotic Italian motorcycles that never were
made, attend, and hear great concerts that never happened...


You forgot "claim degrees earned that were never offered by the institution"

Don't forget the multiple universities for the same undergraduate degree.

I think everything Kevin learned about UseNet he learned from Harry.


"P Fritz" wrote in message
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wrote in message
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Incidentally, the same mutants are hired by schools. At night, when
nobody's
there, they come and adjust the water fountains so the stream is so low
that
you have to touch the metal in order to get water. The goal is to
spread
as
much disease as possible. If these mutants turn out to be incompetent
at
this task, they're demoted and become school bus drivers.


And then the ultimate graduation...

They claim to have owned exotic Italian motorcycles that never were
made, attend, and hear great concerts that never happened...


You forgot "claim degrees earned that were never offered by the
institution"

You have to give kevin a break, he is easliy confused, just like harry
confusing his bath tub toy for a 36 ft lobsta boat.


"Lord Reginald Smithers" Ask me about my driveway leading up to my manor.
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Don't forget the multiple universities for the same undergraduate degree.

I think everything Kevin learned about UseNet he learned from Harry.


"P Fritz" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
oups.com...
Incidentally, the same mutants are hired by schools. At night, when
nobody's
there, they come and adjust the water fountains so the stream is so
low
that
you have to touch the metal in order to get water. The goal is to
spread
as
much disease as possible. If these mutants turn out to be incompetent
at
this task, they're demoted and become school bus drivers.


And then the ultimate graduation...

They claim to have owned exotic Italian motorcycles that never were
made, attend, and hear great concerts that never happened...


You forgot "claim degrees earned that were never offered by the
institution"