Incidentally, the same mutants are hired by schools. At night, when nobody's
there, they come and adjust the water fountains so the stream is so low that
you have to touch the metal in order to get water. The goal is to spread as
much disease as possible. If these mutants turn out to be incompetent at
this task, they're demoted and become school bus drivers.


And then the ultimate graduation...

They claim to have owned exotic Italian motorcycles that never were
made, attend, and hear great concerts that never happened...