You're be right. I am a lousy chess player. I can barely beat the
Belarussian kid who comes in the
summer.
But then, I've never bragged about my chess abilities,
Neither have I. I'm not that good a player, but I am sure I'd slam you.
Your thinking processes are too predictable to be any good at chess. I
lost nearly 25 games straight to a computerized chess game until I trained
myself to move in ways that wouldn't necessarily be expected. That alone
moved me up to the ranks of the mediocre live chess players.