"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"John H." wrote in message
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On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 22:40:19 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"John H." wrote in message
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Harrry, you should have added the fact that you can do nothing but
whine about it, 'cause you, like the rest of the liberals, have no
ideas!

John, I'm a liberal, and I have a plan. I explained it to you and NOYB
over
a year ago. It's absolutely perfect. It's derived from commonly accepted
methods of discliplining children. Have you forgotten already?


Yup. It must not have overly impressed me, or I didn't see it. Tell me
again, please. But please don't adopt Harry's cut and run attitude,
'cause that won't fly.

--
John

1) Indicate to Muslim-dominant countries that we have a lottery tumbler
filled with balls containing the names of every town in their countries
with a population greater than some number. Let's use 5,000 as a minimum
population. Show a demo of the tumbler on television, being spun by a
scantily clad woman.

2) Any time American property or life is attacked, anywhere, we will
quickly determine if the attack appears to have been conducted by Islamic
wackos. We don't need to know specifically who. One bunch or another
usually claims responsibility. That's how radicals have always been,
regardless of whether they're Irish, Colombian, skinheads, Italian, SDS,
whatever. It's an ego thing.

3) Indicate to the list of governments that if an attack on us takes
place anywhere, we will spin the lottery tumbler, pick a town, and level
it completely. Might take a few days, since there's a limit as to how
much weaponry a jet can carry, but we'll be sure to do a good job. It's
important that the attack begin with seconds of the named ball falling
from the lottery tumbler. No choking one's chicken for 8 months, as your
president did with Iraq.

4) Get our troops out of whatever country these people are whining about
at the moment. Like Iraq. Indicate to the list of potential offenders
that it is now the job of their governments and clergy to keep their
problems within their own borders, where they belong. In other words,
"We're leaving, as you asked. Now you have nothing to cry and complain
about. If you need to continue complaining, do it in your own rooms, with
the doors closed and don't come out until you're ready to behave
properly. If you find mullahs who still want to preach hatred and
destruction, we will gladly help you 'calm' them down, via lobotomy,
prison (here), or whatever is necessary. Drop them off at the nearest
embassy and we'll handle it from there. We'll be doing the same with Pat
Robertson, Dick Cheney, and some of our other mullahs".

Of course, the world will think this is madness, so we should
demonstrate, just once, on an unpopulated target.

Just like Clinton, lobbing cruise missles at an empty terrorist camp. That
will scare them.

How long did it take you develop this idiot plan?


A demo would be necessary, in case they think we might leave anything
standing. Or moving. I don't expect you to understand this, or much of
anything else.

Speaking of stupid, when will you be explaining how Canada hasn't "stood on
its own two feet"?